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Hey guys, hope 2020 isn't busting your balls too hard. Was just thinking this morning that its so wild how many of you guys were around back during 9/11 and now will be able to later look back and say you were on here posting for the shit show that's been 2020. Anyhow, I know a few of you noticed I'd been MIA for the better part of two months and maybe a couple of you have noticed I've been lurking and posting again for the last week or two. Assume you guys are aware of the situation, but figured I'd post an update and do another one of my updates to keep you guys looped in. The screen printing business really turned a corner these last couple months. We'd hon…
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seeing as how theres a best invention thread i decided to make this one. id say so this is worst/stupidest invention gun (because i think swords are awesome) time machine zepplin al gore water shoes automatic pencil sharpening cup holder lint remover medabots damnit i cant think of any!!! there was one that started with a d...but a i cant remember it...its on the tip of my tongue !!!cant remember
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CHOCOLATE RAIN!! https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/chocolate-snowflakes-fell-from-the-sky-in-swiss-village-after-malfunction-at-lindt-factory/ar-BB189Fa7 pics : bonus :
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I heard this take somewhere else but thought it might be an interesting thread starter —- doesn’t it seem wild that 4chan WENT FROM a loli/perv/pedo haven and TURNED INTO the group of people trying to label celebs as pedo and do digi detective work to unearth the cabal of global elite pedophile rings? what a goddamn pivot.
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so, not only have i been completely out of the loop of teh 0ontz but ive been kind of out of the loop when it comes to computers. with the rise of the smartphone and tech in general everyone has had access to basically anything they want all within their pocket or on their tablet. im still a huge nerd when it comes to tech but my hands on experience with most things are basically none. point being, i recently just upgraded and bought myself a new laptop from my old inspiron tower i got handed down from a friend. dual core processor, 2gb of ram.. yeah.. pretty weak.. the laptop i just bought is a Lenovo ideapad 14 inch. Ryzen 7, 16gb ram 512 gb ssd, pretty much just the ri…
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I’ll put a kidney on the Yankees to win it all.
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A collection of a few things I've book marked over the years. For posterity. Please share your own or contribute what you come across. Especially interested in peculiar or hard to find news clips, interviews and documentaries.
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Can y'all smell what the XFL is cooking? This morning while getting ready to step out and start the day to fight the Rona, I heard The Rock purchased the XFL (bout tree-fiddy) for 15mil. I am actually curious if it may get a little more attention considering Dwayne Johnson is a sports buff/highly competitive and what not if it a sub sport can take off in America. I guess we'll have to see...
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I like where im at now because it's got some nice chill spots... graff isn't a BIG problem up here... But i would rather live in cali for the fine weather and girlies...
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What is a word to describe someone who consistently : 1) find faults in things as though there is a reward 2) raises issues but is unwilling to work towards correcting those issues 3) points out flaws in a plan without a suggestion to correct/prevent those flaws Duckduckgo gave me CAPTIOUS but that definition is for someone who does this with trivial things. The person I have in mind raises legitimate concerns that needs to be address and then walks away. Pulls the pin on the grenade and bails, regularly.... seemingly without joy. I need a legitimate word here that would fly in the work place otherwise I would just use ASS…
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I have recently felt as though I was being watched in the forest and heard doors creaking In the woods on my walk with my grandfather. I also saw a large black thing moving in the corner of my eye but when I looked back I disappeared.as soon as I crossed the line to the road and civilization again the feeling disappeared. I also felt it yesterday in the woods behind there house which is the same woods that I experienced the other thing. Your thoughts and Own experiences are welcome
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https://nypost.com/2020/07/08/underworld-prison-with-torture-chambers-discovered-in-dutch-town/ https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2020/07/08/Dutch-police-discover-underworld-prison-with-torture-chamber-in-shipping-containers/3901594180802/
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Or do you waste water?
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Another 12oz member gone.
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Imahara died suddenly following a brain aneurysm. He was 49.
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A guy at my work was let go this happened a while back so I feel like enough time has passed I can share the story this dude got busted for watching porn in the office but not only was he watching porn he was watching it on a usb device plugged into his work computer external hd? Thumb stick? No idea limited details not one of my guys the issue here is we are not supposed to put anything in the usb drives we are not allowed to use any mouse and keyboard that’s not company issued as soon as you put anything in the drive an alert pops for security then they remotely view whatever is on your displa…
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Just kidding Govt services will never turn a profit 🤣
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When was the last time you had a 1-in-3000 chance to earn a hotel with annual sales of $3,400,000.00, simply by writing an essay? Never! www.hotelinvitational.com It's just like English Class, only instead of an 'A ' you get a $3,400,000.00 business. Taking your shot at earning the historic York Hotel and becoming the world's newest entrepreneur is simple. All you need is a dream to be self-employed, the ambition to realize it, and some inspired ideas for an essay on one of three subjects: 1."Which value or virtue is the most important one for each of us to embrace to guide our lives?" 2."What are the three most important steps to follow …
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mines got to be "PLAY BASEBALL WITH YOUR COCK!!!"......holy shit......i almost fell out of my chair when i saw that one today...... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
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Here is an invitation to debate the Streets in the world of today, the world of COVID19, BLM, Extinction Rebellion and more to come. Is never too much to give emphasis to the fact that we live in particular times, massive changes in the streets are occurring, and the ongoing changes concern us all. The basics of civic education are grounded on advises such as: be creative not destructive, open to dialogue and do not impose actions without reflection. But unfortunately that's not always real and not what it's promoted by radical people and politicians. Streets are the places where common values gather, and by incredible that can seem, there is an internation…
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So I live in the apartment complex. We face this beautiful green property with the golf course. Like a month ago a group of people (baby boomers age) started to gather right in front of our windows and have this 4-5 hrs long loud conversations with yelling and shouting. They even drive up to unload their chairs with tables where they lunch. It would be just fine but they behave so loud and especially on those beautiful days when you want to have your windows open but you can’t cause all you hear is them as you were a part of the conversation. We put up a note politely asking to move slightly further away from peoples windows but all they did the next day is laugh at it. T…
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Personally, it feels like there's enough negativity in people and on the web. How about a thread about sthings that you especially love? This is my first thread i think..is this a gay thread? We could make it ok. 1.I love fresh cool air. Its the bees knees and 0regon has really good air. Lots of trees. 2. I love when a lady takes good care of her body. Mothing is better than clean and waxed p. 3.i love smoking pot. I fux with it heavy Call me what you will but i do think item 9 is the bees knees. 4. I love animals, especially four legged critters. They are the only perfectly i…
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Ive been planning on getting a vasectomy for a couple years. Finally i got up the money to put my plan into action. I went to the Dr. yesterday and got fixed. It wasnt painful at all and only took like 20 mins. So yea, its supposed to take 100% effect in 6 weeks and 15 ejacks. So long parenthood!! Ps any of yall 12oz ladies in texas like to slide thru my dms, you'd be more than welcome.
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whatcha doing lil buddy?
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A full moon will take place on Friday night and with it, the "Strawberry Moon" will bring a penumbral lunar eclipse. The June full moon also happens to be the last full moon of spring, an occurrence that was named Strawberry Moon by the Algonquin tribes, according to NASA. The name comes from the relatively short season for harvesting strawberries in the northeastern United States. The Strawberry Moon will be close enough to opposite the sun that it will pass through part of the partial shadow of the Earth, causing an eclipse. During the eclipse, the moon will not be in the sky for most of the Americas, NASA says. The Moon will appear full for about three…
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What irritates the shit out of yall. I hate traffic. I dont even own a car. Just the site of traffic congested make my chest tight Open mouth chewers When white dudes use the word "nigga" a lot. It cool every now and then but if you use it like youre black gtfoh Girls faking orgasms/not knowing how to suck the dillznik People that think they can paint good because they buy Montana. Same with skateboarders and buying the best gear and boards. Wendy williams Most girls in stand up comedy And people thinking im going in their stores to steal because i have tattoos.
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So got laid off. It kinda sucks, but whatever. Since my son is off school as well, I’ve decided to load up my little Jeep patriot and hit the road. Staying primarily In a big tent at campgrounds. Hotel if needed, I’ll prolly need it ha. first spot I have is in Gulf Breeze, Fl. Kick it on the beach camping for a few days. After that we will drive along the gulf to Panama City, then north to Tallahassee. Stay at lake Talquin for a couple days. That's what Ive got booked so far. Georgia and Tennessee will be after that. Looking for recommendations at spots to stay. I’m a hammock and beer Type of camper. My son will happy if there’s water or a …
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are_we_judoka_or_are_we_dancers-hcvq5q0lt1251.mp4
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yeah, haven't done one of these in awhile um, happy birthday, tinkerbell
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scrolling and see this: click on “see post”, see this: click on “see why”, see this: click on Fact Checkers, see these: google what she actually looks like, see this: so- 1) looks like the fact checker worked and the photo is doctored (pun intended) 2) doubt this is done by humans. AI/bot/script? 3) have you see this before 4) curio…
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See or read something that makes sense, post it here. No memes please. Example: Kids learning the important shit that a school will never teach them. Educate.mp4
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I'm obviously for free markets and capitalism, but hard to even wrap my head around this situation... https://themargins.substack.com/p/doordash-and-pizza-arbitrage If capitalism is driven by a search for profit, the food delivery business confuses the hell out of me. Every platform loses money. Restaurants feel like they're getting screwed. Delivery drivers are poster children for gig economy problems. Customers get annoyed about delivery fees. Isn't business supposed to solve problems? Last week's Uber-Grubhub news set off some antitrust alarms for me and got me thinking about the business of food delivery as a whole. But let me start t…
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americas oldest brewery.since 1829 the fine people at yuengling have been making qulaity beer.for all of pa. see you fuckers that live out in the midwest don't know.you should order some to ya crib if you knew waht was good for you.god damn this is good beer.
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I will be updating this in a similar fashion to the SubterfugeTube thread. Please contribute as you can. If this thread is redundant please let me know and I will merge it. Nothing similar popped up after a quick search. ——— Complete run of Rod Sterlings Twilight Zone Magazine -1981- in PDF courtesy of archive.org https://archive.org/details/pulpmagazinearchive?and[]=twilight+zone&sort=publicdate Blogpost on theses zines : https://twilightzonevortex.blogspot.com/2012/01/rod-serlings-twilight-zone-magazine.html?m=1
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