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Toiletseat last won the day on June 17 2016

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268 Someone you can trust to help bury a body in the woods

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  1. Piss bottles forever. Pro tip: use bottles of fruit juice for the bigger openings In once tried pooping in a bottle but that only works when you have semi diarrhea
  2. Yeah, sometimes it can be fun to fuck someone who starred as an extra in schindlers list.
  3. The only thing immortal here is TFORFKATS THE FRIED ONION RING FORMERLY KNOWN AS TOILETSEATS ANUS
  4. Use my shit stained underwear for a mask. Hell no that my taintodor lets through any kind of faggot virus
  5. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and im like pull down your fucking pants or ill have to charge
  6. Craigslist has some second hand wills to live if you want some again
  7. I would drink with elvis because he is dead and i have more
  8. Vintage gay romanian erotic storys about figure skating and chewing on a brown bears gallbladder is the most. Everything else is that fucking piece of inbreed who uses pinterest to hotwife his sister
  9. True, he is cardi b. Mr. Yuck once had a summer fling with the mountain goat of the petting zoo
  10. Hey johntemple , get those horrible pics of your filthy straight ass heterosexual average statistic female walking shit show out of here man. She has done nothing wrong and i would make sweet, tender, non consensuel love to her just for the story. Ive seen alot of shit in my life, but you my friend are the biggest piece of dissapointment to ever roam the internet. WHAT KIND OF FLYING PIECE OF ABORTION USES PINTEREST TO SHOW OFF HIS SHITNIGCIFANT OTHER. YOU MUST BE FILTHY RICH AND/OR A HUMAN TRAFFICKER , BECAUSE THERE CAN BE NO OTHER REASON SHE IS WITH YOU. No hard feelings man just a well meant piece of advice, wanna do a freight together?
  11. Hey man, i got at least 50 used condoms just laying around. I was thinking to attach some keyrings to them and use them as key chains. Perhaps for new members or pamela andersom
  12. Its a treasure map leading to the bermuda triangle. Pieces of chicken mixed with hopes, ambitions and a bright future were last seen entering that triangle
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