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Toiletseat

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Toiletseat last won the day on June 17 2016

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289 Someone you can trust to help bury a body in the woods

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  1. Been shitfaced for a more than a decade now. Most of my circles dabble in harddrugs, mainly cocaine, amphetamines and mdma. However, i noticed im starting to notice a shift in myself. Im taking less frequently and starting avoiding heavy users. Can i borrow 50 bucks by th way
  2. Sometimes , when its a slow day, i wipe like micheal j fox. The resulting shit chessboard is a fine breeding ground for dingleberrys. Makes a great time killer, its like jenga doo doo unraveling the hairs and shitscabs.
  3. The spice girls song is based upon our bromance, when 2 become one. Only we link up by anal sex
  4. Rest in power, never met internet friend. Truly feels like a loss. Fuck.
  5. My week has no beginning nor a end. Can't tell the difference between merely existing and living free. Anyways; read, paint, self destruction, procrastinate, plot, cycling, online dating, escape from institutions, visit second hand stores and putting work in friendships.
  6. i got something standing by me you can play with
  7. Piss bottles forever. Pro tip: use bottles of fruit juice for the bigger openings In once tried pooping in a bottle but that only works when you have semi diarrhea
  8. Yeah, sometimes it can be fun to fuck someone who starred as an extra in schindlers list.
  9. The only thing immortal here is TFORFKATS THE FRIED ONION RING FORMERLY KNOWN AS TOILETSEATS ANUS
  10. Use my shit stained underwear for a mask. Hell no that my taintodor lets through any kind of faggot virus
  11. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and im like pull down your fucking pants or ill have to charge
  12. Craigslist has some second hand wills to live if you want some again
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