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Introduced to me as a web service for police dept in counties too small to have local auctions make sense. But I see vehicles on there from NYPD so maybe it’s also used by dept who would rather just pay to have someone else deal with the hassle. https://www.propertyroom.com/ some highlights: $100 for a work truck $1 for a Bulova chronograph $24 for a $100 bill
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ok, im looking for a new setup since my mk2's started to crap out and they have the shiny new 1210M5G. i only really shopped at turntablelab.com but i KNOW there's gotta be better places than that... and i'd like to stay AWAY from ebay. let me know.
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My mans killed a cinematographer yesterday. Assuming he’s in deep doodoo. Although rich always get away. What a world.
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I’m in FB jail for telling a bot to short circuit and die. Oh, and my IG got deleted for arguing with trumptards and other assorted dipshits. Both are garbage these days anyways, but now I’m addicted to looking at my phone. Keep me entertained, you fucks! 😆
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T E X A S yeehaw 1 2 3 4 5
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Howdy partners. After a lot of deliberation, wifey and I have decided that there is not much of a promising future here for us. We make okay money but buying a house here (Miami) is some bullshit. $350k gets you a shithole in Little Haiti with bars on the windows and a toilet that somehow migrated out of the bathroom and into the yard. We both have jobs here, I work in IT and she does clinical research. Miami is pretty famous for low wages, high rent, and we definitely feel it. It's no secret that we'd both make more elsewhere. We have been tossing around the idea of moving for a while but now we have made the decision to be outta here when our lease is up (en…
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Every time I try to copy paste a YouTube vid in a comment, when I hit “paste” nothing happens. Is it cause I’m considered noob status for some reason? And WTF is up with that?
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https://twitter.com/vitamindiddy/status/1452316538665684992?s=21
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I follow a tonne of writers, graffiti artists, street artists, whatever the fuck you wanna call em on social media. I follow them because I appreciate something about their art. However throughout covid I've found that of all these artists I follow it's always the hardcore graf writers who start being more voc about right wing conspiracy theories, racism, facism insanity. It just seems so strange to me that those that embed themselves in a lifestyle/subculture like graf can be so small minded. I guess I'm curious, has the scene always been this way. If so, it's fucking lame af and I don't want a part of it. Or perhaps it's just a minor…
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The more I go into rabbit holes on youtube, the more I find myself getting into weird hillbilly shit. Wife always comes in the room and be like "what the fuck are you watching", "Nothing honey this dude is fixing his Caterpillar's hydraulic drive check it out." Anyway, kind of feel like someone who knows how to actually fix shit, drive off road, hunt, fish etc. isn't appreciated by city slickers like myself enough. That said, if you've got a favorite blue collar youtuber post that shit up. Guns Boats Tradesmen Craftsmanship 4 Wheeling & Offroad ATV - UTV - Snowmobiling General Hillbillery Gonna k…
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I wanted to do this photothread a bit differently. Instead of a reactionary photothread; where you only see what I ended up doing and found interesting while stumbling around ... I wanted to start the thread first and open up a dialogue with you. what did you did when you were here? what took you there? When? What do you suggest as a must see? what do you want me to flick while I am there?
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Just got back from Santa Fe yesterday . Pretty dope town, especially if you're down with Mexican Food and art. I can't take credit for the shots, I don't really snap photos these days (or ever take my phone out of my pocket at all). Prefer to just sort of take in the view myself, no camera, so all of these shots in this post are my wife's. I might post like 3 or 4 shots I took later. Our 15 year old Dutch Sheppard came along for the trip. Needless to say his old man knowledge, and wisdom made the trip go smooth. Road Empanadas come in handy, 6 hour …
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any of yall surf?
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this is the driest neckbeard nerd shit. worse than longboarding
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hippies would be cool if they listened to craig david..but no they have to wear birkenstocks and has big hair and call them selves Mophead and drive around stupid vans with flowers painted on them. and wear hemp necklaces and cut off jeans with tie die shirts and talking about how mtv isnt the real shit but jerry is god. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fuck. all graffiti artist really want to be hiphop stars at heart.
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I had a dream about being in a Pokemon safari zone I got eaten and shitted out by a slyfer the sky dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh then I was pimpin two hoes in a car getting 💰 and another dream is where I was Tarzan and I was jumping off a cliff after kairi from kingdom hearts and there was all kinds of wood at the bottom then woke up another dream is where there was a bunch of green creatures circling around a five point star on a wand attached to the ground like a little got tower and one where I was burning in fire and was chilling with hrtlsses from kingdom hearts then was in a backyard and robbed a olld ladies house while she slept and one where I was with shaggy two dope and …
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well the last travel thread went down well so i thought I'd do another one. I had 100,000 flyer miles burning a hole in my pocket so I wanted to use them. My wife and I are pretty damn good at signing up for credit cards to get the bonus frequent flyer points, getting them and then ditching the cards asap. This way we can generally squeeze one small family holiday in each year using points to pay for flights (we're already at 59,000 towards the trip next year). This year it was Uluru in central Australia. Son was happy Bob's burgers - for some reason only ever get to watch it on flights reade…
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Can someone pick me up from Los Angeles county hospital? I was admitted a few months ago and they are sort of holding me here against my will. While on one and they said I could leave “against medical advice” on the other hand they won’t give me a wheelchair and because of an injured foot I cannot really walk so I’m stuck without a wheelchair. The whole time I’ve been here they’ve been nothing but condescending. I need to go to another hospital. Thanks homies… D30 IRAK KYM
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This lady was walking 5 chihuahuas and 2 started fighting and they would stop. I watched from a distance thinking she could handle breaking them up. 10 seconds went by and they all started fighting each other like royal rumble. I had to run over there and help her pull them apart. She thanked me and i started to walk away. When i got kind of far they started fighting again. Fuck chihuahuas.
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(CNN)A New Hampshire man killed a coyote with his bare hands Monday after it grabbed his 2-year-old son by his jacket hood and dragged him to the ground. Ian O'Reilly told CNN he had "never harmed an animal so it was a weird experience." After the coyote bit him twice while he tried fending it off, O'Reilly kicked it away and used his body weight to suffocate it while holding its snout shut, he said in an emailed statement. O'Reilly told CNN affiliate WCVB in an interview it took him about 10 minutes to kill the coyote. "I was able to get its head into the snow and get my hand around its snout, so it could no longer bite me," he said. "And the…
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uh...i farted
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Let’s interpret each others dreams. I’ll kick this one off the other day I had a dream that I was out of hot sauce and I woke up upset.
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Buddies of mine told me the social media kings are down. Rumor has it, possibly for good. Any one know any details beyond my social media ignorance?
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The old thread got deleted so here is a new one.
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In an ongoing effort to elevate the 12oz community, here’s an awesome video that goes into great detail on why you shouldn’t talk to the police, when presented with such a request. Worth a watch because knowing is half the battle. Discuss…
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The Matrix Resurrections in theaters and on HBO Max December 22 #TheMatrixMovie
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Formula One Racing For Dummies.pdf
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Starting and Running a Business All-in-one for Dummies.pdf
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Tried to search for the old thread but the search function seems to easily get overloaded.
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Invented the "Dub" sub-genre of Reggae back in the 60's. Creative genius IMO. This dudes work is still life changing for many, 3 generations later. Inspired musicians worldwide to follow in his path, and they're still making excellent music to this day. His vibes are definitely going to keep echoing throughout the rest of eternity, pun intended. R.I.P. brother.
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Bitcoins. Casek, Seffiks, others with a bit more online/tech knowledge, let's have a little chat about this. Online encrypted currency format. We can make some bucks. Anyone on this yet?
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So I just had a sit down with my parents and our family financial planner a few weeks ago to discuss how much money he has made for us. I always thought I would be excited when this day came but it really feels kinda gross. The way the numbers work out is; If my parents drop dead today, I get a fairly retardo chunk of money. This chunk of money earns enough to support my parents through the rest of their life, what ever they want to do, as long as they don’t develop a taste for lambos and big ass chains. It also allows them to gift me and my wife a very livable amount of money tax free every year for the next 35 years. And when they finally croak, the amount of money that…
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READ ME: 12oz Community Project - Trying to rally you guys up to help push the forum forward. 1 2 3 4 5
by misteraven- 2 followers
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Putting this in Channel Zero to get as many eyes on it as possible. For the few people that don't swing through CH0 regularly, please shoot them a link or @ them in the comments. So this has been discussed off and on for ages... Community Guidelines / Debate Framework. Back in the days we had rules and they were mostly effective, especially as we attracted new users. Most complex systems need structure and I really do believe that the experience here on 12oz would improve for most of us, if we had some basic structure to it. I believe we've managed to get this far without it, mainly because most of you guys have been here for ages and have a pretty good idea a…
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My thesis for 2021 is that you can attribute at least 50% of Joe Biden’s quotes to Rick Sanchez as long as you add “Listen Morty,” to the front or “you worthless piece of shit,” to the end.
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Title said it all, I knew I shouldn't have eaten Taco Bell before smoothing out the taint
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The two coolest guys ever. Hans Solo and Indiana Jones. So who is more of a bad ass and why? We are now open for discussion. I am gonna have to say its pretty damn close for me but I am gonna have to go with Indiana Jones because he has a bull whip and he rocks a fidora(sp) everyday all day.
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Hey, I'm sure some of you have seen those custom belt buckles that are cut-outs of your name or whatever else. I think I saw an ad for a place to get them out of a graf mag but I don't remember where it was. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Where could I get one?
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A thread to ask a question, and get an answer to that question.
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So I'm trying to be healthier. I decide I should drink more than just Dr. Pepper - juice makes sense, right? Babies drink juice, look how healthy they are. So I go and buy a 64 oz Apple Juice jug when I bought groceries. I get done drinking some beers last night, and to quench my thirst I reach for the apple juice. I drank like half that motherfucker... Now I can't stop shitting. I had to call in late to work mid-shit. My stomach hurts so bad, and I must have farted a 1000 times last night... it's a strange funk that's seeping from my ass, it can't be stopped! It doesn't even smell like mine, it's grossing me out. Has anybody else been fucked over by…
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