Channel Zero
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Yeah, you read that right. I don’t know what made this pop into my head but a few years ago my homie was yellin at his son for wiping his ass wrong. And he ended the yellin with ‘and I’ve done told you bout this before!’ I don’t have any kids and I thought this was weak as fuck so naturally I had to ask “What did you tell him before?” My man said “I don’t like it when they cock their booty to the side to wipe. That shit gay as hell!” I almost died laughing cuz for real I was like ‘Is there another way to wipe your ass?’ He wasn’t laughing with me, though. So I asked him and he said “You just stand up, spread your legs a little and get busy!…
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I like makin memes. You’re all a bunch of funny motherfuckers. Let’s make this a competition where you don’t win anything, just like graffiti! Here are some basic rules: Biting other people’s ideas and improving them is encouraged. Make as many as you want using the 3 starter images provided Dont react to anyone else’s memes Entries will end midnight on Friday EST On Saturday you will vote for your top 3 favorites. The winner gets to pick the next 3 seed Images the following Sunday and the game starts over. Here are the first 3 images
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https://www.thefader.com/2022/05/03/black-star-new-album-2022-no-fear-of-time-og-youtube-stream Skip forward to April 2022, and Black Star finally announces their third studio album No Fear of Time. The catch? It would be exclusive to a subscription-only podcast platform called Luminary. Today is May 3, the album's release date, and the project is available to stream. The presence of such a highly-anticipated album on a podcast network is a little odd, but if the scheme, no matter how unusual, ends up benefitting the artists involved and perhaps setting a favorable example for others to follow, that's a good thing.
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@Toiletseat I said it! FullSizeRender.MOV
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Im not really into EVs but 900HP WTF
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Shit still good the dicks out miner crew lead is still the fuckin man
Last reply by KILZ FILLZ, -
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does anyone remember a game that was on apple computers, it was old school, like when you were elementary school status, and in the game: you and a friend each had a castle and you were on other sides of the screen, and you had to adjust the up and down of how your canon would fire and the amount of power and try to take out their castle?? anyone know what that game was called and if there is a newer version or any version for windows?
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So figured I’d tell you guys about something that has been happening the last few days. So in my living room, I have a light I use as “ghost light” that stays on at all times. Never turn it off. The last few nights when I get home, it has been off. Bizarre… but whatever. Haven’t really thought much of it. This morning I woke up and the light was off once again. I’m addition to this, my side screen door was propped open and this was at the door put it on the garbage can but it’s a sucker bit through the wrapper. Do I have a stalker/is someone trying to kill me? Should I go dhabs and purchase assault rifles? …
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I'm kind of sorry that klops is a waste of talent. But the dude is a snitch and just mad disrespectful.
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I was having a conversation with a family member the other day about how great America was and how great our system of everything was. By the end of the conversation my family member looked like they were about to cry. Not because I envoked some earth shattering new perspective upon them, but more along the lines of frustration because 'I just dont get it.' One of the main points I was attempting to make was about the psychological conditioning of the American people predicated on myth, falsehoods and at times lies. An example of this is something as innocuous as our symbol of freedom; Americas favorite bird, the bald eagle. The bird is always pict…
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ANYBODY EVER BEEN (MACED) so here we go..... i got drunk last night of course from a HARD days WORK. got drunk with a homie... he got drunk and disappeared likem he does.... my gurl's baby momma's brother called. me n him dont exactly see eye 2 eye but he sais no i wont fight no were jus gunna drink.... hes with a skumbag fuck who fucking lives off people and dosent pay bills who *COMES FROM L.A* me hardcore and were havin a good time............gettin drunk then shit happens like alwayz i know i shouldnt kick it with this guy but im more intrested in what he has 2 drink rather than our differences... so i blackout.....and wakew up...realize im a l…
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Only two eps in. This show is fucking sick!!
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“Legendary punk frontman Keith Morris of Black Flag, Circle Jerks and OFF comes on the podcast for a two part series about his personal story and the beginnings of hardcore. Brace Beldon of True Anon joins as cohost punks never been my genre but I still enjoyed this interview a lot. He gave The Gun Club their band name and credits Tony Alva for creating stage diving and mosh pits. if you’ve got an hour to burn give it a listen.
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so this worked well in untitled for a bit.. BUT NOW!!! old and improved for channel zero... Here's the list: 1: Ancient 2: Smoke 3: Someone else taking a picture 4: symmetry 5: green 6: bad graffiti - not rap letters 7: Church/Temple/Place of Worship 8: Your poison 9: Statue 10: Neon lights 11: A Map 12: Heritage badluck13: Your City Bonus: Perveract as usual Double Bonus: Anything CHzer0 related... cheeto feet gets doublemegaprops. This list is a mix of the many in the old untitled threadhttp://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=121397 hope it works well and don't fro…
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Ford F150 Lightning 1 2 3
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I know its past the 1st but thats the best part, it got you when you least suspected it
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Semi expensive, full suspension mountain bike on a corner with a flimsy cable lock been here maybe a week, maybe a little more. It rained yesterday and it was still left out. no bus stop or anything like that nearby. All the houses in the area have garages or backyards. Not in front of a house so I doubt a babysitter… locked up on a corner directly across from semi popular night time smoke spot/ drink spot. Cops think they’re so slick…. 😂
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“I thought you said this was a tragedy”? do they not teach everyone comedy/tragedy anymore?
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toss off and hit the hay. my buzz is gone
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So I just stumbled across this dope ass site where you can buy your way into royalty. It's not expensive either for that lower tier nobleman life. @One Man Bannedmaybe you'd like to be knighted and claim the title Sir. https://sealandgov.org/shop/
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SHEEEIT WE BE GAULPHING DOGGGGG
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post your local whores...
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https://www.snowballsunderwear.com/blogs/snowballs-tips-tricks/do-you-have-a-condom-no-but-i-have-a-sperm-switch-on-my-balls
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Do any of you guys watch F1? The first race of the 2022 season next Sunday in Bahrain.
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Not this exact one, but same model and color...Yamaha FZR400 in an aluminum frame I don't even know how to ride the damn thing. It's still sitting at my buddies house. I got it for $800, which is about half of what it's worth when you consider all the new parts that are on it. History of it http://www.fzrarchives.com/fzr400/r6_prototype.html This summer is gonna be wicked rad yo
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. I went to a ranch to learn how to butcher a pig today. here are the cuts of the pig. Gabagool not being listed is the type of anti-Italian sentiment I’m talking about!!! It was snowing and cold out. Not common for Southern California. I enjoyed. I saw some super dope knives. These aren’t the ones we used though. Especially fond of the handle with the green inlays (turquoise? Jade?)
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Anyone else notice wings in their area in a decline last few years? Small wings, weak sauce, high price? I’ve seen a place charge for side of blue cheese even! I am just spoiled because living during the boom of air fryers in the house?
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Ok. Welcome to my planet of mother fucking never-ending lava-gargling snoring. My roommate, lets call him "Moses" for experimental purposes, snores like a bulldozer on crack. And this freakshow is happening as we speak. Before I try to further diagnose/solve his choking on gasoline problem, I will give you a backround on Moses. 1- Moses is heavily medicated due to an accident about a year ago. Picture this: my side of the room has a computer, alot of books, food, pretty basic stuff. His side of the room is a pharmacy. 2- Moses has a short-term memory problem. When he forgets to take his pills, he forgets things. Last week, he misplaced his iPod...whi…
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Couldn’t find old thread. Worthy of a new one. The world is in ruff shape. Maybe your fridge is too. Or maybe it’s immaculate. Whatever the case. Open that shit up.
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They got someone again thoughts for dealing w them without going full Stav?
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If you accidentally murk someone next year and happen call your boy Mercer when you get shook, I just might pick you up in one of these bad boys with the shovel, and the body bag ready. Even down for a slow speed chase in LA if need be. You know I'm not pulling over for them piggies, and you're finna beat that case like you were named after a breakfast drink. Legendary whip reborn. Discuss...
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A backhanded compliment, also known as a left handed compliment or asteism, is an insult that is disguised as a compliment. Sometimes, a backhanded compliment may be inadvertent. However, the term usually connotes an intent to belittle or condescend. A backhanded compliment may fool the listener, but the compliment remains "backhanded" because the speaker is being intentionally slighting and insulting. In some cultures, backhanded compliments are considered a genteel or polite way of expressing disdain. some of my personal favorites I've heard: "i think you have really pretty eyes, especially the left one" "id offer you breakfast...but you di…
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DD ALL DAY, as some of you dickbags that I talk with know but I really got back into golf this past year, eventually got down to the 80s on the consistent basis looking to get my handicap certified this season then play some ams, anyone else fuck with golf?
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now, this is going to have to be done on yahoo games or some shit, seeing as to how most of you don't have the finances to fly and physically vs me. it's cool, i understand, this economy is hurting everyone. But, this has been done before, and if not many people are down to make an actual tourny happen, we could still play a yahoo game to see who has chess prowess. shit's real out here. so if you're down, say so, and we can work out when to play and who plays whom.
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No use selling it, prob worth like $10 have no need for it as a music device what can I do with this thing?
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NFL 21/22 season 1 2 3 4
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Has your team been making any big free agency moves?
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Dates coming up quick whatve you got planned?
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