Mercer Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: Seems true. Guess @Mercergot advanced skillz cuz he's banging chix with a buttcrack full of dinglez. I'd never date a girl that ever shidded, or even farded. Eww. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 27 minutes ago, Mercer said: I'd never date a girl that ever shidded, or even farded. Eww. Believe in your story it was your crack that was spackled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 The bigger the butts the bigger the farts! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: The bigger the butts the bigger the farts! I always thought it was bigger the heart bigger the fart… 😘🥰😍❤️💕💙💜💗🖤💛💖💞💚❣️💓😻🧡💘💝👩❤️👨💌💟💏💑👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👨❤️👨🤍🤎❤️ Edited February 13, 2022 by LUGR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Per common lore it's a natural progression. You eat beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Most likely gonna order some deep dish pizza, have a few glasses of wine and watch a romcom while snuggling on the couch. Pretty solid chill night and see what happens later 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, ~KRYLON2~ said: Most likely gonna order some deep dish pizza, have a few glasses of wine and watch a romcom while snuggling on the couch. Pretty solid chill night and see what happens later Ya, me too. 1 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 enjoy yourself LMFAO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Fuckin a. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 Can't remember what I moogled on images but when I seen that, I had to respond with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 I just blew boogers out my nose son! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 Grease your chain and blow some boogers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Some1 Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 (edited) GF Worked on Valentines Day I was on daddy duty. Tuesday came around got asked to be in a magazine for my business, booked a bunch of events had dinner reservations at our favorite place and we dropped close to $400 because we never go out or have any time to ourselves. Multiple cocktails and insanely good food later we start talking about our business and got into a fight that didn't get resolved till this afternoon. Started off great ended poorly... I love the fact that I have 13.3k posts and apparently I have a "newbie" badge... Edited February 16, 2022 by Some1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 (edited) Store down the street does this lil grab n go type dinner which is not what I was aiming to get but it looked simple and easy we don’t do anything. I am not a fan of going anywhere anymore so going out in a popular night seems ridiculous and since I’m incredibly pissed at him it was really all about eating a yummy dinner. I also did a full in photo shoot but he doesn’t deserve those IMG_2813.MP4 Edited February 17, 2022 by SMdoubleXL 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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