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That caught me off guard on Twitter , cause overwhelming people had no clue about the graff thing , and it was only a small section of nyctwitter and older heads on grafftwitter that new what he wrote. 70's,80's,90's, and even early 2k is looking like hazy near forgotten era's past the closer we get to 2030....that and with all the retro throwback 80s and 90s shit we got whole ass generations not knowing the 80s was actually brown and burnt orange/yellow everything and not synthwave neon. Also this is probably one of my all time favorite early 80s pictures.

I have a cop that lives in my neighborhood. When I first moved in he drove by one morning and slapped an abandoned vehicle sticker on my work trailer that was parked on the street. The sticker basically said they were coming to impound my shit in 3 days. I called the number on the sticker, talked to whomever that number goes to, found out which cop put the sticker on my shit, and they also actually gave me his cell phone number so I could contact him directly to find out what his fucking problem is. So I call his ass and ask him directly "did one of my dickhead neighbors call in my trailer? People in this neighborhood seem to like to tape notes to my car and do all manner of pussy shit instead of just talking to me about their issues like a normal human being." He then admitted that no one called it in. Oh so you go out of your way to fuck with your neighbors? Dope. After being confronted, he told me to pull the trailer off the street and he would cancel the tow order. I told him that I would meet him half way and scrape the sticker off my trailer. That trailer has been in the same spot for almost 4 years now.

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#12ozbathubgang

The upstairs portion of this project has come so far and was almost complete. My cousin started installing the tile in the master bath. Sadly he was in a motorcycle accident last night and is mad fucked up. I'd rather have you make a speedy recovery than ever get this stupid fucking house done bro. Lets go.

This post brought to you by Fat Ralphy poolside. Have a good day peeps. Get your mom something nice and bust one time in your girl. I just pissed in the pool, I’m that guy.

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Holy Fuck. I saw something almost exactly like this going the opposite on the highway this evening and nearly died. I've seen flatbed hiaces before, but never a 4 door flatbed. https://forum.ih8mud.com/threads/toyota-diesel-fire-truck-dyna-200-only-8700-miles.1129791/

random few recent Days in Pies fishing shirt. dots Yoyoi Kusuma footy mantis grasshopper Flintstones themed mailbox log themed mailbox

Score!

this was in south australian Art gallery. some tripped out troopin' zombie/nazi/ronaldmcdonald/ grimace,steam train/ concentration camp madness. Figured it belongs here - couldn't get good pics due to the lights.

You guys ever hit up a gay bar? We went to a gay bar last night and it was fun as fuck. They know how to party. No homo tho but prohomo tho

This shit was ridiculous- couldn’t even get my knees in the motherfucking water. Hopped out and took a shower - partially flooded the floor. Took 15 pics to get one without the complimentary glizzy……ya dig. /bangbangshowergang

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When I got to the spot girl hit me with the snack plate…..then made barbacoa tacos.

Just made it home from an industry event where I won a brand new 55" TV in a business card raffle. Balllllllllin

I love me a chili dog but I also lick buttholes so there’s that.

Last time I went to DC I went to the zoo. I got there late and all the animals were back in their enclosures. That sucked so to make myself feel better I found the IRS building and spit on it.

Fixed!

That horse gonna fail a drug test.

It's not much but I took a picture of a flyer at the hair cutters for you guys.

You could call it a cock cam but I think HoPro would have been better

You hear that faggots? slightly girthy and not short. My wife says that is too nondescript to mean anything. Negative on the curvature. ______________________________________________________________________________ So, dudes spend a huge chunk of their life obsessing over their size, but there doesn't seem to be a universal cock sizing method. If someone said "34 B" I know exactly what I'm in for. Dudes are out there measuring their shaft starting at their asshole lying to women (or whoever) about it. @SMdoubleXL why don't you/we/the-whole-world devise a system of weiner measurement that can be done consistently, accurately, and precisely to alleviate all this wondering? Wouldn't it be much easier to know if dude has a 7.5B-R or a 4.25G-L? (This was my dinner conversation with the wife, more or less. yes homo. )

I accidentally wore a 12oz shirt to an estimate last week. The guy was like "what's 12 Ozzz? Is that your soft ball team?" My fucking soft ball team? I promptly added more money to his job for disparaging black people earlier in our conversation. Also there should be a 12oz softball team.

What's this mean, @SMdoubleXL ?

@NightmareOnElmStreetlooks killer Yesterday

Probably gon die a early death.

Just finished a quick morning 5k

One quarter of an award winning vanilla slice from this joint can Only eat a quarter at a time a little too sweet for my tastes do americans do a vanilla slice? Vanilla custard layered between pastry generally with a frosting top

So the whole ‘working together’ is working. Working well. I just get so wrapped up at work that when I bump into him in the hall I am sincerely surprised most times. however I have learned that it’s damn near impossible to get some “alone time” in. we work same days. V similar hrs. Tonight I hopped in the bath with indica legs and decided now is a good time because hes walking the dogs. This is me with my “ladder legs” in the hottest bath I could take Bathtub/tile seal brought to you by landlords special, post ‘alone time’ its also 8ish. The restaurant below closes at 9. They turn the music up and it’s kitchen clean time. Usually I am irritated af by loud neighbors. But I like this. Becaue I know it ends shortly after 9 and I usually fall asleep to it. it’s mariachi tonight. vibin. i know my legs will give when I step out of this tub