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  1. Ohhhhh shit! Is that the lord casek and dao? Hit me up. * and there is whales and dogs and sik
    7 points
  2. I thought my friday couldn't get any better, then i come on the oontz and see DAO is still alive and posting, and he blessed us with some sik graff'n'loosejeans
    7 points
  3. 7 points
  4. Was taking a piss into a water bottle in the drivers seat of my truck while talking on the phone and overflowed the bottle not paying attention. Went into Home Depot with wet pee pants on and then back to the office. Basically, put my 2 weeks notice in at work and still rocking the pee pants sitting at the beach. Not really giving a fuck right now.
    7 points
  5. Some people just want to watch the world burn. But seriously, what the fuck?
    6 points
  6. Weekend walking, plus some ducks for lugr.
    6 points
  7. The boy filmed this on our little vacation back to Philly couple weeks ago. lil North Philly daytime action. IMG_6170.MOV
    5 points
  8. Those are actually too tight for him. We literally just got back from the army/navy store where he upgraded to some XL fatigues.
    5 points
  9. I usually just put my limp dick over my wrist and ask girls to tell me what time it is
    5 points
  10. oof! was sure that was going to play out differently!
    5 points
  11. From my friends tree. Pretty stoked to try these:)
    4 points
  12. i was at a jam in west philadelphia maybe ten years ago? the legal wall had been painted already but i turn around and bloom is busting tags on it where there was a little space. he's a trip
    4 points
  13. Getting geared up to go sand some drywall work. Then I mean it, no more drywall work ever.
    4 points
  14. ^ from some foamer on the webz
    4 points
  15. BriefAppropriateEasteuropeanshepherd-mobile.mp4
    4 points
  16. Turned $40 into $700 on ebay. Keep it classy, San Diego
    4 points
  17. we also call these “Gems”. Or “free jewelry.” Lots of it lol. @One Man Banned @mr.yuck I’ve gone on 3 separate estimates recently with older ladies who just lost their husband. Shit is MAAAD awkward. They’re trying to hold it together talking about the job then say something about how their husband did this or that and bam. Fuckin water works. I’ve fucked off on all three of those quotes.
    4 points
  18. Haha. I had a homie that got this belt buckle from like hot topic or some shit. The buckle part was a picture frame. He took a picture of his dick and put it in there. Inevitably girls would ask a question about his belt buckle and he would let them in for a closer look. That shit was non stop lulz.
    4 points
  19. For what it’s worth here are a couple more - Never ask for a phone number, tell them to give it to you. “You seem fun, you should give me your number” or “you should give me your number and we can do something fun”.. if they turn you down it’s like they are saying you’re wrong and they aren’t fun. never never pull up in front of a girls house and drop them off from the car. Always park and walk them to their door. Much much higher chance of getting a “you wanna come in for a glass of wine?” comedy shows are great for a first date. There is a two drink minimum so they get sauced up, there is no pressure on you to keep the convo going because you are pressured NOT to talk, they’ll have fun and laugh then associate that fun and laughter with you/when thinking of you, then wrap up the night by going to get drinks somewhere else and you can keep the convo going by talking about the comics you just saw and the jokes you heard it gets formulaic and depressing after a while. But they’re the tools to get you to the one you really want. My wife is out of my league by far
    4 points
  20. Haha. I had this guy offer me a beer yesterday after I was done. I declined because he was giving mad "washed up, alcoholic, private eye, who's business isn't going so good and dame just left him" energy.
    4 points
  21. @NightmareOnElmStreet@mr.yuckhad to have a general contractor do some simple work I couldn't get done. Hot as fuck, dude was dripping sweat, so I offer him some water or a beer and before 11am you know he went for that beer without hesitation. I can't laugh much because I had one too.
    4 points
  22. I've heard of people using the bathroom or closet as a makeshift booth for vocals. It could be worth a try
    4 points
  23. I'm used to Malaysian beef rendang. It's fucking amazing and yet I've never been able to replicate it from a recipe to come out like it does in a restaurant. Sucks because there are no Malaysian joints anywhere near me. (Ren) Dang.
    4 points
  24. Glad to see this shits still here. Logging in for the first time in a minute on this account I made in high school cuz I'm fuckin 30, I'm broke, my fuckin years long relationship is burning, I'm fuckin 4 years sober and still angry and unhappy, so I'm thinkin 'man. maybe I should start bombing again.' I mean why the fuck not.
    4 points
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