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LESSON PLANNING, COFFEE AND HOMEMADE GOODIES FROM A PARENT...

TRYING TO FUEL UP BEFORE MY FIRST CLASS SHOWS UP...

SITTING AT THE HOTEL BAR WATCHING THIS OKC V SAN ANTONIO DOUBLE OT GAME...

FIRST DAY BACK SINCE DEC 20th AND ITS A PD DAY...

DUDE I CANT. HER MOM GETS MAD AT ME BUT I SPOIL THE FUCK OUT OF HER...

WATCHING SEINFELD WHILE THIS LOVELY LITTLE GIRL TAKES A NAP...

SPIDER-MAN INTO THE SPIDERVERSE WITH MY BEST FRIEND...

SO FAR THIS MORNING LINNY AND I HAVE MADE AND ATE BREAKFAST, HAD A TEA PARTY, PLAYED WITH BUZZ AND WOODY, WATCHED HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA OR BLAH, BLAH, BLAH AS SHE CALLS IT, DONE DISHES, PLAYED HIDE AND SEEK AND NOW WATCHING MONSTERS V ALIENS. OH AND SHE GOT A NEW TATTOO...

TEASE. MAAAAN... REMEMBER WHEN HE DEADASS ASKED IF A GIRL COULD GET PREGNANT BY JIZZING IN HER MOUTH