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I ate a pizza with ghost pepper sauce on it and pooped 11 times the next day before noon.

That shit look like toast with jam on it…

F’real… At least crack one of those cans of tuna you save for special occasions. Maybe even some black pepper to balance out all that salt.

Who are you to judge? You can’t even write “ha ha ha” in reverse on the inside of a huge window.

It’s all fun and games until you end up living in the same Wal-Mart parking lot for 6 months.

@mr.yuckYou win some you lose some…When I was kid I made a milkshake and thought I was putting sugar in it but it was salt. That shit was trash.

That looks like something @NightmareOnElmStreet would put on his pizza.

Very cultured @morton How long have you been able to get back to the symphony? I know you really missed that when COVID started. You did some cool walking photo tours of different neighborhoods at that time though.

If you scared, say you scared…

@ndvThis is your chance to shine, don’t fuck this opportunity up for yourself.

I need to see a higher res shot but I’m going to keep telling myself those are coffee or tea stains and she is due for her 6 month cleaning. Still smash…Unless she is down with the clown…

Smash. I have seen better looking women look much worse after a long day of booze, sun and salt. Like they are melting. Her body is dope and bet she cleans up fine. Who knows…she may have very attractive eyes and you would miss out behind those bigger sunglasses.

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We talked about this back in August. That’s Brock O’Johnbamason.

You should hide one in a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and play chip roulette with yourself.

Don’t worry, @Toiletseatwill make it all better.

If you don’t do it, we will never look at you the same. You may even have to change your screen name.

It’s only 25 calories, you’ll be alright.

Boosting that post count.

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