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ANYBODY EVER BEEN (MACED)

so here we go.....

i got drunk last night of course from a HARD days WORK.

got drunk with a homie...

he got drunk and disappeared likem he does....

my gurl's baby momma's brother called.

me n him dont exactly see eye 2 eye

but he sais no i wont fight no were jus gunna drink....

hes with a skumbag fuck who fucking lives off people and dosent pay bills who

*COMES FROM L.A* me hardcore

and were havin a good time............gettin drunk then shit happens like alwayz i know i shouldnt kick it with this guy but im more intrested in what he has 2 drink rather than our differences...

so i blackout.....and wakew up...realize im a little poofy in the nose and in the face...

backtrack in my head and remember getting (MACED

dude

that shit really burns....

i have a cornea transplanted cornea, for those of you who are not up to game but i basically have a dead guys eye in my eye...............

but point blank i got maced.,..shit burnt me.....

the guy who maced me wasnt my gurls brother BUT his homie..

what should i do...

cause i seriously want to (HURT) the guy......hurt meaning many ways

or just letting his family members hurt...

im on the end of my ropes on my gurls brother....

if i dont respond to this within a week....u know what happened....

serious shit.....-i love rusty boxcars.........

p.s...

fuck my sob story..i hope this mace thred wasnt created already....

BUT

lets start this off.....who has been maced or seen people who have been maced...

what the ingredients and so forth....fuck its a thread lets goto science.......

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You got another dudes eye. Haven't you been through enough shit already?

 

Forget the drama and protect the good eye.

 

Drink alone or not at all.

 

Shit man. Eye transplant and you're fucking around with some shitbag halfwits.

 

Dude wake-up call.

 

Forget EVERYONE in your story.

 

Make the best out of your life in stereoscopic vision.

 

I guess except for the momma of your baby, unless she's trouble too.

 

What do I know?

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i think i can help:

 

baby mama=girl

girl (a.k.a. baby momma) has a brother

table scraps like's kicking it with him/her because they always end up having make-up sex

dude brought a friend

table scraps was jealous

some dick got sucked

mace came out

table scraps didn't like it kinky

they stole a dead guy

took dead guys eye

maced the dead guys eye

(FUCK)

some homo sex

nigga wakes up in the floor with something in his face

 

now he's asking us something about the superbowl

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MY ROTTING LIVER

btw mines away also...

i like your point of view...he talks alota shit...

i paint hard.......and hes always saying *only when hes drunk* how i ppl talk shit about me....and how hes better..how he sticks up for me

*only when hes drunk*

never sober......................i want to seriously let the air out of him...

kicking his ass isnt good.......

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When I was young I used to go out with this chick who brought me nothing but drama.

Most of that drama was due to the fact that all the dudes from her neighborhood wanted to fuck her and so they hated me.

Anyways, one time I was knocking up for her and these two dudes were creepin up behind me talking to eachother all shady and shit so I had my hand in my pocket on my Mace (yeah, it I used to carry that shit back in the 90's) just in case.

So they come up and start macing me and I'm macing them it was like a fucking watergun fight with mace only I ended up grabbing a bat off her porch and chasing them down the street while struggleing to keep my eyes open.

Moral of the story is if you're bout it bout it, all's mace is gonna do is piss you off even more.

I guess the two dudes that tried to jump me weren't bout it bout it.

Which was probably why they felt they needed mace to jump me two on one in the first place.

 

 

 

 

But yeah, you should find that dude and fuck him up. (@ Tablescraps)

If you're bout it bout it.

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I've been maced AND pepper sprayed before. Shit's not cool.

 

I had to soak my glasses in hot soapy water both times afterwards, because if you don't, you can re-mace yourself.

 

Ch. 0 folks have been having some serious douchebag issues lately, I've noticed. Everybody here needs to man up (yes, including the ladies), and put some motherfuckers on NOTICE, farealzies.

 

OR, get treated like human doormats. Then complain about it here.

 

Table, I'm sorry dude maced you. But, both times I got sprayed was by the cops at demonstrations. If I actually KNEW the bastard who did it, he'd get a chair right in the cocksucker. No warning, no prelude. Just WHAMMO!!! He'd know why, or he'd figure it out.

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i think i can help:

 

baby mama=girl

girl (a.k.a. baby momma) has a brother

table scraps like's kicking it with him/her because they always end up having make-up sex

dude brought a friend

table scraps was jealous

some dick got sucked

mace came out

table scraps didn't like it kinky

they stole a dead guy

took dead guys eye

maced the dead guys eye

(FUCK)

some homo sex

nigga wakes up in the floor with something in his face

 

now he's asking us something about the superbowl

 

 

 

LOL! :lol:

 

 

"you must spread some more reputation before giving it to lord_casek again."

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