mr.yuck Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Yeah, you read that right. I don’t know what made this pop into my head but a few years ago my homie was yellin at his son for wiping his ass wrong. And he ended the yellin with ‘and I’ve done told you bout this before!’ I don’t have any kids and I thought this was weak as fuck so naturally I had to ask “What did you tell him before?” My man said “I don’t like it when they cock their booty to the side to wipe. That shit gay as hell!” I almost died laughing cuz for real I was like ‘Is there another way to wipe your ass?’ He wasn’t laughing with me, though. So I asked him and he said “You just stand up, spread your legs a little and get busy!” WHAT? IS THIS FUCKIN LEGIT? Discuss! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 No homo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Co sign the bidet. Only way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 1 or two wipes with toilet paper, then a wet wipe. Tried a bidet once in Japan, didn't work out for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 (edited) Your homie’s a fucking weirdo. You should definitely let him know that this is the exact reason you can’t fuck with him nomore . Maybe let his kid know that he’s wiping his ass the correct way and that his pops is a fucking weirdo, so try not to let pops watch you wipe your ass anymore. Which, by the way, is weird as fuck in and of itself. Poor kid. 🤦 Edited October 22, 2021 by DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 1 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 47 minutes ago, Mercer said: 1 or two wipes with toilet paper, then a wet wipe. Tried a bidet once in Japan, didn't work out for me. You’s a dirty ass! One or two wipes??? The fuck??? Are you dead ass??? There’s probably shit stains on all your drawls. 🤣 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 hope you aint putting wet wipes in the toilet @Mercer causes all manner of issues in the sewers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Front to back crew checkin in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Hayabusa said: Front to back crew checkin in. Post sketches* *Referring to your sick pencil sketches, not pics of you wiping your arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 I wonder if there is some sort of asshole yoga a person can do while shitting to make wiping obsolete. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 22, 2021 Author Share Posted October 22, 2021 1 hour ago, morton said: I wonder if there is some sort of asshole yoga a person can do while shitting to make wiping obsolete. like a dog. @DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONERI represent the 2-3 wipes crew. It’s possible with healthy eating. You could do it, too, but you’d have to eat more than just cheese steaks and yuengling. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Just realized a bidet is just a toilet peeing in your butt 1 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: like a dog. @DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONERI represent the 2-3 wipes crew. It’s possible with healthy eating. You could do it, too, but you’d have to eat more than just cheese steaks and yuengling. Gooey Looies And Yuengling = gooey drawls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 10 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: You’s a dirty ass! One or two wipes??? The fuck??? Are you dead ass??? There’s probably shit stains on all your drawls. 🤣 You'll know when it doesn't work out when I stop posting, my wife would murk me if she had to clean a shit stain. If I eat like shit sometimes I'll go through multiple wet wipes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 10 hours ago, Schnitzel said: hope you aint putting wet wipes in the toilet @Mercer causes all manner of issues in the sewers They make wipes that are just for flushing. Not to be mistaken with the type of wipes you clean your balls off with after making cream pies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 22, 2021 Author Share Posted October 22, 2021 No fucking way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 (edited) 16 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: No fucking way I actually do both if it’s really messy. Wipe till the paper’s clean sitting down, then a couple more standing up. Sometimes you gotta get it from all angles just to be sure. Edited October 22, 2021 by DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Sometimes you gotta just take a shower. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Also, I don’t get this front to back or back to front shit. I’m more of a left to right, kind of guy. Then towards the end, swirl it around to get all angles. 😆 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 I have had a bidet at the crib for the last 6 months, its legit. That said for years my go to has been the sack lift and back to front - wipe until clean and if I’m getting served up i’m showering out of courtesy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 2 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: Also, I don’t get this front to back or back to front shit. I’m more of a left to right, kind of guy. Then towards the end, swirl it around to get all angles. 😆 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 22, 2021 Author Share Posted October 22, 2021 Interesting. I feel like this thread has brought some game changing tips into the light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Hua Guofang said: Post sketches* *Referring to your sick pencil sketches, not pics of you wiping your arse. Yea i will be more regular dun worry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 No probably about it…DAO def has shit stains on all his drawls using that left to right to swirl technique. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Just now, Hayabusa said: Yea i will be more regular dun worry You eating more fiber? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Just now, LUGR said: You eating more fiber? Its a daily warzone inside my guts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Hayabusa said: Its a daily warzone inside my guts There's a war going on inside no man is safe from. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 3 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: Sometimes you gotta get it from all angles just to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 I shit like 10x a day so im kind of an expert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, LUGR said: No probably about it…DAO def has shit stains on all his drawls using that left to right to swirl technique. Nah, never that. I use so much paper I gotta flush halfway through so I don’t clog the shit. That front to back or vise versa shit don’t even make sense. Seems like it’d put a weird strain on your wrist. Edited October 22, 2021 by DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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