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vanfullofretards

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vanfullofretards last won the day on June 15 2013

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313 Someone you can trust to help bury a body in the woods

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  1. Maybe I should buy a horse. Someone pull up those pics of the horse fucking up a mountain lion. ***edit. CHRIST... I just tried to google what I was thinking of and came up with waaay more pictures of dead horses attacked by mountain lions. Brutal. @One Man Banned - the best advice I've seen is posted around state parks here. Don't run, back away slowly and don't make eye contact. Who the hell knows if that actually helps.
  2. Holy shit... keepitrail you're still posting! I remember your first photo thread skinning roadkill for dinner in some murder shack in the woods
  3. Hmmm... air horn or hand gun? :gun: Since I moved to CO last year I've been hiking a lot and always wondered what I'd do if I came upon a bear or mountain lion being that I currently don't carry anything that would help besides a pocket knife.
  4. WHERE'S MY FUCKIN TIC TACS, McCLUSKY?!?!!
  5. It feels like a ghost town around here. For whatever reason I wandered back to this shit corner of the internet the other day And you're right - where the fuck are the props?
  6. "Garth Brooks did for country music what panty hose did for finger fuckin" - Merle Haggard
  7. It is so lonely up in here. 12oontz has fallen OFF
  8. Then no matter where you are, in a crowded restaurant or on some desolate street or even in the comforts of your own home, you'll watch yourself dismantle every assurance you ever lived by. You'll stand aside as a great complexity intrudes, tearing apart, piece by piece, all of your carefully conceived denials, whether deliberate or unconscious. And then for better or worse you'll turn, unable to resist, though try to resist you still will, fighting with everything you've got not to face the thing you most dread, what is now, what will be, what has always come before, the creature you truly are, the creature we all are, buried in the nameless black of a name. And then the nightmares will begin.
  9. I like when the piece is small enough that I can smear my own fecal matter over it and cover each letter
  10. Thought I'd contribute something to this god foresaken site since I haven't been on here in years
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