Mercer Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 (edited) Title said it all, I knew I shouldn't have eaten Taco Bell before smoothing out the taint Edited May 29, 2021 by Mercer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 29, 2021 Author Share Posted May 29, 2021 Wish I could delete my post, had to change it up because it was in the wrong section. Anyway, anyone have any good shart stories to share by the campfire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 I think i only sharted once in my life.. i was like 12 and wearing blue camo pants waiting for the bus. I was late for school that day. ..Banger story Asaint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 my buddy sharted while up on a ladder at work, think he had to slink off and wipe his ass with his soiled drawers and ditch them. You know, normal shart stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 I don’t think I ever have. But the older I get the more worried I am about it. Probably gonna blast the entire load of shit out at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 I sharted pretty bad when I was at gravity games in like 2004. Was skating in the park they had there and had to do the duck waddle to the bushes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 31, 2021 Author Share Posted May 31, 2021 On 5/29/2021 at 7:29 PM, One Man Banned said: my buddy sharted while up on a ladder at work, think he had to slink off and wipe his ass with his soiled drawers and ditch them. You know, normal shart stuff. OSHA regulations state if you're feet are 6 feet above the ground or more... ...someone has to be holding the ladder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 31, 2021 Author Share Posted May 31, 2021 Borrachinha_Depot_-_My_family_know_I_never_shit_in_my_life._Yoel_Romero_UFC241-1162006532277641216.mp4 A bold claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Mercer said: OSHA regulations state if you're feet are 6 feet above the ground or more... ...someone has to be holding the ladder. No idea on height or whether the shart violated more than just his drawers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 I can not do the story justice but there was once a hung-over crew chief who got a goof out of farting in the face of his helper. Took things one step too far and shit the pants, not one to shirk the duties of the job they simply tied a sweatshirt around their waste to hide the staining and kept working in the July heat till the days work was complete. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One Man Banned Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 8 hours ago, Mercer said: OSHA regulations state if you're feet are 6 feet above the ground or more when you shart... ...someone has to be holding the ladder. Occupational Shart and Health Administration 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 whenever i shit my pants it's because i trusted a fart too much. hate to do it at the one yard that's an hour and a half away from home, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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