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@whereasserts the only thing holding him back from sucking mad dicks as an adult now was his childhood obsession with his father's penis, and shower time with the old man. So by asking if you've seen your dad's dick, he's feeling you out so to speak.

 

Don't answer the question though, it's a trick question. If you answer yes, it means @whereis a repressed homosexual, if you answer no, he's still going to be just as emotionally unstable from pressure created by repressing his natural sexual urges.

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5 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said:

Holy fuck, I been gone way too long and apparently missed out on everything. 😆


Haha. I feel the same way. I dropped off this hoe like 12 years ago to do life things and I missed you and your magic and apparently also tranny handies and slayer shirts! Never again.

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7 hours ago, Mercer said:

@whereasserts the only thing holding him back from sucking mad dicks as an adult now was his childhood obsession with his father's penis, and shower time with the old man. So by asking if you've seen your dad's dick, he's feeling you out so to speak.

 

Don't answer the question though, it's a trick question. If you answer yes, it means @whereis a repressed homosexual, if you answer no, he's still going to be just as emotionally unstable from pressure created by repressing his natural sexual urges.

Oh so it’s pro homo for everyone else but I HAVE to be hetero, you just an online bully. Seeing your dads dick is completely normal.

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Mercer contradicts himself on the reg. Anyone paying attention can see that dude has seriously smoked himself stupid in Colorado while simultaneously thinking he's some savant. 
 

Really he is a narcing faggot that isn't smart enough to realize how stupid in the world he actually is. 

 

He's an upstanding Canadian rioter and antifa supporter too. Centrist that does all lefty shit. Yeah right lol. Centrist my dilznik. 

Libertardian. 

 

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Yea, but being obsessed by it, wanting to start threads to talk about that shit is kinda creepy bro, not going to lie. I’d 100% prefer more super effeminate flamboyant type gay dudes posted in here, they’ve at least got something interesting to add to the convo most of the time IRL and are some of the most hilarious people on the planet. Instead, we’ve got an angry, most likely self repressed troll that’s somehow still obsessed with their dads dick while middle aged. It’s literally impossible for you to have a positive vibe on here.

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7 minutes ago, Dirty_habiT said:

Mercer contradicts himself on the reg. Anyone paying attention can see that dude has seriously smoked himself stupid in Colorado while simultaneously thinking he's some savant. 
 

Really he is a narcing faggot that isn't smart enough to realize how stupid in the world he actually is. 

 

He's an upstanding Canadian rioter and antifa supporter too. Centrist that does all lefty shit. Yeah right lol. Centrist my dilznik. 

Libertardian. 

 


 

Speaking of impossible to have a positive vibe. How’s your short run in this flying space mud ball simulation were good n going bro? What’s a with all the negativity, and anger?

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10 minutes ago, Mercer said:

Yea, but being obsessed by it, wanting to start threads to talk about that shit is kinda creepy bro, not going to lie. I’d 100% prefer more super effeminate flamboyant type gay dudes posted in here, they’ve at least got something interesting to add to the convo most of the time IRL and are some of the most hilarious people on the planet. Instead, we’ve got an angry, most likely self repressed troll that’s somehow still obsessed with their dads dick while middle aged. It’s literally impossible for you to have a positive vibe on here.

It’s completely normal grow up, you might have some subconscious negative associations with your dads junk, and that’s fine this is a good place to work through that.

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1 hour ago, Dirty_habiT said:

Mercer contradicts himself on the reg. Anyone paying attention can see that dude has seriously smoked himself stupid in Colorado while simultaneously thinking he's some savant. 
 

Really he is a narcing faggot that isn't smart enough to realize how stupid in the world he actually is. 

 

He's an upstanding Canadian rioter and antifa supporter too. Centrist that does all lefty shit. Yeah right lol. Centrist my dilznik. 

Libertardian. 

 

LOL you called him Antifa supporter like there’s something wrong with that. Antifa literally means Antifacist . If you’re anti-Antifa, that means you’re pro fascism, you fucking monkey. 

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The fact that you are scared of seeing your dads little Puerto Rican dick is suss.  Didn't think about that did you?

 

Antifa is all vegan larper bronies with Kool aid hair and milk shakes.
 

Mask up cause you scared. 
 

Funny that someone subjected to government behavior control vaxed themselves and then called someone else a short timer. Oh and don't forget they hate all government. 
 

big red nose and floppy shoes. 
 

Literally. That. Stupid. Lol.

 

drunk off cum oner you don't have to dump your purse out here for Mercer.  You can't help him save face after his lying and being patently wrong while remaining pedantic. Typical New York attitude. Sit us down for history class and tell us how it is again. Break it down. We're retards. 

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1 minute ago, Dirty_habiT said:

The fact that you are scared of seeing your dads little Puerto Rican dick is suss.  Didn't think about that did you?

 

Antifa is all vegan larper bronies with Kool aid hair and milk shakes.
 

Mask up cause you scared. 
 

Funny that someone subjected to government behavior control vaxed themselves and then called someone else a short timer. Oh and don't forget they hate all government. 
 

big red nose and floppy shoes. 
 

Literally. That. Stupid. Lol.

 

drunk off cum oner you don't have to dump your purse out here for Mercer.  You can't help him save face after his lying and being patently wrong while remaining pedantic. Typical New York attitude. Sit us down for history class and tell us how it is again. Break it down. We're retards. 

 

 

Bro, you do realize I'm living in your head 100% rent free? That free rent shit sounds kinda Socialist to me bro, can't lie. As those typical NY people would say, it's maaad sus. 

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Typical New Yorker response.  Something something rent free. 
 

ain't nobody care about what you think you're doing ol important ass mother fucker lol. 
 

it's mad suss that you're afraid of your dads dick. You brought it up this morning. What did he do. Show us on the doll it would explain a lot. 

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1 minute ago, Dirty_habiT said:

Typical New Yorker response.  Something something rent free. 
 

ain't nobody care about what you think you're doing ol important ass mother fucker lol. 
 

it's mad suss that you're afraid of your dads dick. You brought it up this morning. What did he do. Show us on the doll it would explain a lot. 

 

At least I'm not living in a trailer park, surrounded by mad empty monster energy drinks, wondering what my life would be like if the love of my life wasn't passed around between 12oz moderators a decade ago. Making up alt accounts to troll from, I'm sorry, but if you haven't noticed, but holding onto all this anger and posting it on here is just embarrassing. Whatever it is that's bothering you, get over it man, life's way too short to waste wallowing in your own toxicity.

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30 minutes ago, Dirty_habiT said:

The fact that you are scared of seeing your dads little Puerto Rican dick is suss.  Didn't think about that did you?

 

Antifa is all vegan larper bronies with Kool aid hair and milk shakes.
 

Mask up cause you scared. 
 

Funny that someone subjected to government behavior control vaxed themselves and then called someone else a short timer. Oh and don't forget they hate all government. 
 

big red nose and floppy shoes. 
 

Literally. That. Stupid. Lol.

 

drunk off cum oner you don't have to dump your purse out here for Mercer.  You can't help him save face after his lying and being patently wrong while remaining pedantic. Typical New York attitude. Sit us down for history class and tell us how it is again. Break it down. We're retards. 

 

30 minutes ago, Dirty_habiT said:

The fact that you are scared of seeing your dads little Puerto Rican dick is suss.  Didn't think about that did you?

 

Antifa is all vegan larper bronies with Kool aid hair and milk shakes.
 

Mask up cause you scared. 
 

Funny that someone subjected to government behavior control vaxed themselves and then called someone else a short timer. Oh and don't forget they hate all government. 
 

big red nose and floppy shoes. 
 

Literally. That. Stupid. Lol.

 

drunk off cum oner you don't have to dump your purse out here for Mercer.  You can't help him save face after his lying and being patently wrong while remaining pedantic. Typical New York attitude. Sit us down for history class and tell us how it is again. Break it down. We're retards. 

The very fact that you think getting vaxed against a virus is “pro government” is indicative of your pro government brainwashing. You’re not antigovernment, you’re not anarchists, you’re just a run of the mill, carbon copy Republican propaganda brainwash victim. Fox News Koolaid drinking, cult45 worshipping sheep. You’re not antigovernment, you’re pro government just as long as it’s team R. And if team R was telling you “vaccine good. Get shot”, you’d have long since done what your puppet masters on Fox News told you without a second thought. 

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Here we go.  Hold on, let me put your helmet on for you Mercer.  I ain't mad at you lil mamma.

 

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1. You said you never threatened to dox anyone.

2. You reeled back to "i did it because ________"

3. Now you're trying to act like you know (again).

4. Whoever you think your cool friends are got my leftovers.

5. How did my dick taste?

 

DAO - aren't you the guy that people accept as a general drunk dumbass?  You look at the ground when you're talking to me boones farm boi.

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