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  1. Kalashnikov

    How to get rid of bums outside my window

    Yeah, it works temporarily. By that I mean for a few hours. I am gonna go up on the roof and see if there is any type of water hookup (doubtful), if there is I'm gonna run a hose and just leave it on so the tree floods. The stupid bitch downstairs goes out there and gives them weed and cigarettes in exchange for them fucking off, so yeah... they've been coming back.
  2. Kalashnikov

    How to get rid of bums outside my window

    As much fun as that would be, the last thing I need is for them to see any electronics that I own. Maybe I could set up a camera they wouldn't see though.
  3. Kalashnikov

    How to get rid of bums outside my window

    It doesn't get cold here, that's part of the problem and why there's so many damn bums here. Today it's 68F and sunny, I'm still trying to find a creative way to get them out of here permanently. This would be hilarious if it wasn't happening to me, I gotta admit.
  4. Kalashnikov

    How to get rid of bums outside my window

    Seriously, nothing has worked. As I sit here right now, I'm being fucking serenaded by one of the bums who does nothing but get high as shit all day and sing religious songs. He sits out there and just sings along to his phone at the top of his lungs. He's really feeling himself too, I don't know if it's the weed or what but he sounds awful, but clearly in his own mind he thinks he's Frank Sinatra or something. I'm seriously about to lose it. I think my next move here is to just run a hose to the roof and leave it running pointed at the tree. If it's flooded constantly, they can't sit there.
  5. Kalashnikov

    RIP SWAMPFIGHTONER

    God damn. RIP SwampFightOner.
  6. Kalashnikov

    How to get rid of bums outside my window

    OF COURSE WHEN MY BABY MOMS IS GONE FOR THE WEEKEND I GET SICK. COÑO.
  7. Kalashnikov

    How to get rid of bums outside my window

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0
  8. Kalashnikov

    How to get rid of bums outside my window

    I SAID MIAMI NOT EEEEFRICA.
  9. Kalashnikov

    How to get rid of bums outside my window

    I'm still here, my bad for not checking in for a little bit. Been busy doing daily boring life shit. So anyways I got a hold of my landlord and told him about this shit. I was like "calling the cops probably won't do a whole lot" (which is true, this is Miami and the laws here are extremely friendly towards homeless people) hoping they'd have some type of better idea. All he said is that I can call him anytime and he'll call the cops. So not much help there. The cops can literally just tell them to leave, and then they'll be back the next night if not even 5 minutes later. There was a cop sitting out there when I got home today though and there have been no bums to be found. The cop left a while ago but the bums are still missing in action, which is cool. I've been doing the stink bomb thing here and there, but some days they're already out there by the time I get home from work so I'm screwed.
  10. Kalashnikov

    How to get rid of bums outside my window

    I'm inside in the AC with my windows closed livin' good eatin' steak and shrimps, I couldn't care less how it smells out there. Not like it smelled the greatest to begin with anyways.
  11. Kalashnikov

    How to get rid of bums outside my window

    I am directly above. I think I'm just gonna break a bunch of them by the tree when I get home from work, before they come out there. Smell should still be there by the time they decide to hang out.
  12. YES HELLO?! OPERATOR?! HELLO, OPERATOR?! OPERATOR? CAN YOU PLEASE FIND ME THE NUMBER FOR A MISS A. WILLIS?!
  13. Yo hold up can we talk about this one? I guess I'm just a little lost... what else are you supposed to do with a phone number?
  14. Kalashnikov

    WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY LISTENING TO 2018-2019...

    At the moment, AZ ft. CL Smooth - Magic Hour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhCT3cy0iqM
  15. Kalashnikov

    who are you writing for....

    Myself. Used to be for fame or just to be up, but now I don't give a shit about any of that. I write because I enjoy it, it gives me personal satisfaction. I'm not going nearly as hard as I used to though, it's more of a "time to time" thing now.
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