TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Apple juice has a lot of sugar in it. You want to be healthy drink water. And eat apples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 keep in mind you need to read the ingredients. some are just juice "flavored" and most are loaded with sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 It makes Suki fart alot, she told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 NSMB. U ALSO HAVE A STEADY DIET OF, GREENS, FUNGUS, BOOZE, AND 2 MUCH TINYCHAT... LOOK AT THE WHOLE PICTURE. APPLEJUICE IS BOMB. GET PRESSED ALL NATURAL, AS I TOLD U LAST NITE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 It makes Suki fart alot, she told me. and you love it when i fart in your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 never take that pill! it just block your system and if it is something bad you will end in emergency room with blood in your shit If you take one or two, you have nothing to worry about. Or if you have any opiates laying around (Vicodin, codeine, syrup, percs) take a couple of those. Those will stem the tide and you'll cop a nice buzz. Too much of any juice can do that to you. One time my friend drank ten shots of wheatgrass for lunch and had to take the rest of the day off from work. Memorable quote- "My digestive tract sounded like an Einsturzende Neubaten album." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkerock Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 That sucks but Id blame the beer considering that apples are binders and not diuretics. Still sucks though. I think that flying dog amber lager messed me up something aweful. I only drank 6 last night and I woke up feeling rough. My stomach is a mess as well. I just took one of those shits that you gotta jump in the shower after and clean the toilet. Rough stuff man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 -you may allergic/drank way to much in one setting -the apple juice was expired -someone put something in it/ spiked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I tried to do the apple juice diet, and halfway through the first day I was already shitting every 15 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 What?...Nigga what the fuck is juice? I want some apple drink baby...it's green! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjUiuO9FYJs&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 This doesn't really have to do with you shitting up a storm, but if you want to drink healthy AND go the juice route make sure that any juice you buy is 100 percent juice, not to be confused with 100 percent vitamin C...otherwise you're just getting tons of water and sugar with a 5-30 percent juice concentrate added... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 these guys really liked apple juice back in the day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3CyhDJmpQc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 www.applejuice.org This website should answer all your questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 www.applejuice.org This website should answer all your questions. fuck that shit, that's what I'm saying. I've been alive 26 years now, NOBODY TOLD ME APPLE JUICE GIVES YOU THE SHITS!! i didn't know I had to research this shit, it's fucking delicious apple juice. i guess i always thought people gave it to you in a small glass because they're greedy with their juice, whatever. turns out now im baller status, i buy the big jug of juice, then almost shit out my intestines. the total time spent on the crapper today is over 60 minutes. but i feel better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 apple juice is delicious in moderation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 fuck that shit, that's what I'm saying. I've been alive 26 years now, NOBODY TOLD ME APPLE JUICE GIVES YOU THE SHITS!! i didn't know I had to research this shit, it's fucking delicious apple juice. i guess i always thought people gave it to you in a small glass because they're greedy with their juice, whatever. turns out now im baller status, i buy the big jug of juice, then almost shit out my intestines. the total time spent on the crapper today is over 60 minutes. but i feel better now. Looks like someone didn't take the quiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROBably Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 apple juice will do it every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Fuck that apple juice is my shit. I'd be drinking some right now if I wasn't out. I drank one of those half jug ones, maybe its a quart or whatever but I drank that whole thing yesterday and I feel fine. I just told my homie here your story too and he said he's drank a whole gallon before and didn't shit himself to death. Eat some hot cheetos with your apple jucie. Makes ya feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 FUCK YOU APPLE JUICE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 it was 100% juice, no added sugars. i loved every drop of it. it betrayed me. i googled it and apparently it gives everyone diahrea, so it's not just me. whoever said that they share jugs of apple juice with their homeboy and they don't get sick - cool man, i bet it goes something like this on a friday night at your house: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 and you love it when i fart in your mouth :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I remember when I first started drinking coffee... I woke up early, was gonna go skate, drank hella coffee without eating any food. Next hour was spent wishing I hadnt done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufflettreelord Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Bruuhhh same shit happenin right now it went in my mouth as apple juice and it’s comin out my ass as apple juice idk what Snow White bullshit this is, but they poisonin the wrong people got me out here pissn our out my anus and shit fml 2 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 great first post, keep going! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Yes, welcome. You're 1 for 1 right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Hot as balls today and I poured a jar of apple juice to take on the road. Left the house and realized I left the jar behind and found myself saying fuck you apple juice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 What did Apple juice do to anyone? Unless Apple juice owes @mr.yuck money for a re-roofing job. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Apple juice is kind of whack. But I have no beef as long as it stays in its lane. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Yo… Fuck apple juice and let me tell you why…. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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