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FUCK YOU APPLE JUICE!!!

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So I'm trying to be healthier. I decide I should drink more than just Dr. Pepper - juice makes sense, right? Babies drink juice, look how healthy they are.

 

So I go and buy a 64 oz Apple Juice jug when I bought groceries. I get done drinking some beers last night, and to quench my thirst I reach for the apple juice. I drank like half that motherfucker...

 

Now I can't stop shitting. I had to call in late to work mid-shit. My stomach hurts so bad, and I must have farted a 1000 times last night... it's a strange funk that's seeping from my ass, it can't be stopped! It doesn't even smell like mine, it's grossing me out.

 

Has anybody else been fucked over by apple juice? that shit needs a warning lable... I feel violated and poisoned.

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Apple juice has a lot of sugar in it. If you want to be healthy drink a lot of water. Like 2 quarts a day a lot.

 

For flavored drinks try brewing your own iced tea, go easy on the sugar. Try using unprocessed sugar too.

 

Once I cut sugar out of my diet food started tasting much better.

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the apple juice is just doing its job by cleaning all that bullshit you have in you..its cleaning it out..fruits act as a natural laxative ..once you drink it for a few days, all the bullshit will come out and you will stop shitting as much but still be on a regular shit schedule..

 

at least you dont have all that bullshit still inside you.

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yea, it smells god awful. my body is a toxic waste dump i'm learning. i'll probably weigh less tomorrow.

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if no one has said "no one cares paul wall" then

 

NO ONE CARES PAUL WALL.

 

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this dude is so gutter his farts are his hype man on tinychat.

 

-b0atshoes

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AKA Old Corky. Stick to the recommended dose, though.

 

never take that pill! it just block your system and if it is something bad you will end in emergency room with blood in your shit

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if no one has said "no one cares paul wall" then

 

NO ONE CARES PAUL WALL.

 

PaulWallTexas.jpg

 

this dude is so gutter his farts are his hype man on tinychat.

 

-b0atshoes

 

lulz

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Apple Juice makes you POOP?

Is it true?

1 year ago

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yes apple juice makes you poop, right along with any other fruit and/or vegetable if you ear enough of it

1 year ago

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