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What are your favorite songs to listen to and why? What were they when you were at a different spot in life? This one reminds me of my grandpa, the Willie Nelson & Merle Haggard version is good too.
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Sometimes weekends are like a blur you do so many things and sometimes you just relax and wait for the next work week to begin. What did you all do this past weekend? I'll start off: * Replaced intake manifold on E39 BMW to find that the VANOS oil line had a large crack in it. Covered the driveway in oil before realizing it was leaking. FANTASTIC JOB DHABZ. * Cleaned the garage. * Drove to and from the hospital in Downtown San Antonio. On the way back witnessed 2 of the most amazing lightning strikes I've ever seen. One was panoramic across the entire sky and one was so strong/dense that when it dissipated it turned into perfectly sp…
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So, this thread was inspired by some old chats with @Dirty_habiTwhere we were going back and forth without actually knowing at all what the other was dealing with. This thread is way better with more pictures, so for example a closeup, medium distance (as attached below for me) and one of the room so you can really get a feel for what a particular person is doing or wrestling with when posting. Obviously this can get creepy if you let it and figuring at least have you are on mobile so where you post from can be anywhere, but anyways... Thought it would be fun to trade glimpses of the area you most often Oontz from. I'll take more pictures later (have to clean up a couple …
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Hello! I finally got my visa to go to America, after 15 years of putting it off since my criminal conviction. (Stay out of trouble kids, it leads to a lot of admin when you are a grown up!) In July I will be visiting the USA for a month, travelling around, drinking, eating, partying, exploring, learning, taking photographs, and meeting people etc. I will be on my own, adventuring! Dear American Oontzers, please use this thread to help me plan my trip with suggestions of places/experiences/people/foodstuffs/swimming holes/neighbourhoods/bars/museums/whatever/wherever that you would suggest I check out. Also anyone who lives in a coo…
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THE 4 OF US (MY FAMILY) WERE T BONED BY A SUBURBAN GOING AT LEAST 50mph A FEW WEEKS BACK. 3 OF US WERE AMBULANCED TO THE HOSPITAL. THANKFULLY MY DAUGHTER WAS LEFT WITHOUT A SCRATCH. MY STOMACH, ABDOMEN AND KNEE ARE STILL BRUISED MORE THAN 2 WEEKS AFTER. MY WIFE IS STILL BRUISED AND SORE AND MY SON GOT THE WORST OF IT. MESSED UP HIS KNEE (SOCCER AND ANY OTHER SPORT ARE OVER FOR THE YEAR). SHIT COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE FOR US. WE WERE VERY FORTUNATE.
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Okay, so a family member just forwarded a ransom note. Though they say they aren't concerned in any way about said video, the email did include the general password they use to login online. Anyhow, there's a lot of LOLZ in this, but at the same time, it definitely brings a couple other threads to mind. How to browse the internet without being spied on - https://forum.12ozprophet.com/topic/86618-how-to-browse-the-internet-without-being-spied-on/ Cryptocurrency - https://forum.12ozprophet.com/topic/86476-cryptocurrency/ you doing RIGHT NOW. - https://forum.12ozprophet.com/topic/74976-what-are-you-doing-right-now/ Anyhow,…
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-stupidest-habits-you-develop-growing-up-poor/ I think some of you nurgas could learn a thing or two from this... The quick and easy 5) You develop a taste for shitty food 4) Extra money has to be spent right goddamn now!! 3) You want to go overboard on gift giving 2) You become an excessive bean-counter 1) You think with the short term in mind
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people, drugs, places, books, movies. whatever.
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I've decided to pick up baseball for the first time in my life as I hit my late 30s and it turns out whilst I can throw a ball, I can not throw a ball far enough to be effective in a baseball game. Seriously, I can throw from 3rd to 1st without it falling short and bouncing. So, do you throw balls far distances and if so, what's ya technique?
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They don't accept cash? Everyday we move a step closer towards The Beast. .
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..in my opinion this is one of thw worst tradgadies(sp?) this is not another thread to talk abotu polictics or what we should do in retaliation. this is a thread first of all to express my sorrow for those who have been killer or injured in these horrible events.. and also to say that i will never forget where i was when i first herd the news...my parents always told me that they remember exactly where they were when they herd that president kenedy was assasinated...i know now how they felt.. i was in US hist2 2nd period and 10:05 am when i first herd of the news of thep lanes crashging into the towers..i honestly dont think i will ever forget that...where where you?
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So, I got some t-shirts that are getting beyond wearable outside the house (some unwearable inside the house tbh) and instead of just binning them or using them for rags, I'm wondering if anyone has come up with good uses for them? Most of them are screen printed graphic tees ..... So how can I give them a second life?
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Mobile culture’s greatest hits... USA Edition.
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Exclusive: Feds Demand Apple And Google Hand Over Names Of 10,000+ Users Of A Gun Scope App https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2019/09/06/exclusive-feds-order-apple-and-google-to-hand-over-names-of-10000-users-of-a-gun-scope-app/#1da793436135 Own a rifle? Got a scope to go with it? The U.S. government might soon know who you are, where you live and how to reach you. That’s because the government wants Apple and Google to hand over names, phone numbers and other identifying data of at least 10,000 users of a single gun scope app, Forbes has discovered. It’s an unprecedented move: Never before has a case been disclosed in which American inv…
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Not for the feint hearted. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7430197/Animal-rights-groups-hunt-woman-filmed-stubbing-cigarette-puppys-EYES-Singapore.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline IF there is anything you can do, please do so.
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American oontzers, How many of you have had a nearby active shooter event affect one of your days? A couple yrs ago I was in Vegas during one at Aria where the strip was locked down for a while and we were stuck in some shitty Hooters knock-off called Twin Peaks for hours.(Not the big one where the dude was shooting out of the window at the concert)
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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-people-kevin-hart/actor-kevin-hart-injured-in-los-angeles-car-accident-idUSKCN1VM1PR I just keep seeing "severe back injury" in headlines and that's where my mind goes. I hope he pulls through, really like his comedy. Dude been hanging w The Rock too much and thought he was 2 Fast 2 Furious. Here's an article on the car: https://www.thedrive.com/news/28919/did-you-know-kevin-hart-drives-a-1970-plymouth-barracuda-restomod-with-a-hellcat-v-8 1970 cuda with a Hellcat
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seeking: do you mind if i interview you... no graffiti stuff... just random questions. joker: i dont know...im all about graffiti and wearing black. but sure, i guess so seeking: what do you think about porn movies? joker: i make them. i am them. seeking: haha i bet... when was the last time you watched one? joker: popping one in the VCR right now seeking: i really wanted to buy you one... i didn't know I had to be 21! seeking: but now i'm 22... i have a fake ID joker: so next time you come over, bring a few seeking: yeah, cute, ain't it joker: not as cute as me in a spandex racing suit first thing in the morning riding my bike to hot topic t…
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Happy Birthday to a stand up friend. Seriously, thanks for always being there for me and for being an awesome friend. I would post nasty flicks of big girls but Im borrowing my friends iPhone to make this thread. Cheers to not spending your bday at the dmv! We can celebrate when we go camping. I'll trap a bear for you to hump (haha get it?). In the mean time go get some fried chicken and girls to hump. :)
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Tell me I'm not the only one who follows European Football in here? Anyone follow the MLS in the states? See that Liverpool match a while back? oh.... anyone else totally hooked on Fifa'08? oh here's a dumb question: Anyone actually play the game? I've been playing in a co-ed beer league every week and I have to say that soccer girls rank only slightly below tennis girls. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb7C_pKF8bc ^ here's a fun little video of some people giving Blanco a streamer shower.
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. STYX- RENEGADE
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Just a thread to monitor the view count issue after the server swap..
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testing
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THESE ARE SOME OF THE TEXT MESSAGES I RECEIVE FROM MY DAD WHEN HE’S TAKING CARE OF MY BABY GIRL... #LORDHELPME
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Cities and states always have their own slang. Share. Even if you hate it. heres one courtesy of NY: bodega : convenient store ps, if you think this is a lame thread, eat it. Work is a bore.
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go here, type in your name, post it.
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personally i'm aware of at least a couple of relationships that started on 12oz and eventually led to babies. kinda crazy that 12oz has matured to the point that people can meet on here and get married or start families and all that. anyhow, i was really curious as to what extent this has happened on out boards? hopefully you guys fill in the gaps, but i'd like to know how many people have had dated, married, or had a baby with another user off our boards.
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You ever get into a conversation with a person and the more tbe conversation goes on the more you notice how their breath smells like theyve been bobbing for turds all morning? I mean i sometimes forget to brush my teeth every now and then too but this lady's breath was something evil. I felt like going to the store and buying her a tooth care care package. Mind your hygiene.
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from gorilla mask i barely got through the first five or so before i couldn't read any more of these fucked stories. # With a tambourine It was just before my A-level exams and I was masturbating to relax my nerves. I decided to stick my cock inside the thumb-hold of a tambourine on my desk ... Big mistake, because what went in when I was soft wouldn't come out when I was hard, and it was damn painful too. And of course the blood took ages to leave my cock because the veins were blocked by the constriction. So I had to lie down for ages and ended up getting to my exam late. D'oh! # With a bicycle pump I had heard the term "blow job…
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Writers have above average handwriting. Sound off in the comments below
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JUST RAN INTO AN EX AT THE COFFEE SPOT AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THANK GOD FOR DODGED BULLETS...
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12oz, i am ashamed. i think i just did the grossest thing i've ever done. mother of 3. lives in the trailer park not far from my place. as her shirt came up i could feel all the stretch marks like cracked concrete on her side. i started to smirk thinking this will make a funny story, she thought i was aroused. i led her to my room. we strip. I think about taking my glasses off (i'm nearsighted) so I can pretend I'm elsewhere. I knew what i was doing was not good. and it kept getting worse. she smelled like trailer (i've lived in parks, i know). that mix of papa john's garlic sauce and cigarette smoke with hint of litter box in the finish. I've ho…
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post pics of your job, I dont care where you work, just wanna see pictures.. yes Im a cop.
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As many people are aware, when you take a picture with a digital camera information about the picture settings and the camera used are stored as part of the picture. Basically, if you register your camera with the manufacturer, then use the camera to take yard flicks or such and then publish them on a website then authorities can find out exactly who you are from the picture easily enough. Has anyone here found a program that can remove this info from a batch of flicks easily? At the moment it involes cut and paste into a new image in photoshop to remove it. A pain in the ass and time consuming.
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...and his lady. So, I haven't made any threads in a while but have always wanted to make a thread about the festivals and fairs here in Northern California (specifically, the central valley). The festivals pretty much start about a month into spring and go all the way till the end of summer. Some of the festivals ive been to, and some of them I havent...last year I tried to hit up as many as possible but fell short...this year, im going to try to do a majority of them and post some flicks and video for y'all to check out....so this will be an ongoing thread until then.....i hope you enjoy. This past weekend was the first set of events me and my girl w…
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What have you gone to already? Whats on your plans to do? I just bought tickets to Reggae on the River July 16, 2011. Gonna camp out in Humboldt. Then probably hit up some place between there & LA. There's also gonna be a Full Moon Music Festival in Santa Cruz that weekend. Its at a nudist colony. Was thinking about hitting it up but it doesent say which artists are performing which days and I don't want to go to see a bunch of people I don't like. Then on July 30, 2011 gonna go to LA Rising with Rage Against The Machine, Immortal Technique, & Lauryn Hill. That same weekend is the Monterey Bay ReggaeFest. Which sucks cause I wouldve wanted to …
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Wondering if any of you guys are into the Pelaton thing? https://www.onepeloton.com/ My wife has one and I've been riding off and on. Honestly, I can't stand exercising for exercises sake. Love a few actual sports that are clear exercise but to sit there throwing weights or just doing exercise for its own sake is something I've always hated and struggled to do, despite knowing I really should. Definitely helps when you have a workout partner you get along with and that helps motivate you, as well as keep shit fun and interesting so you're distracted from what youre actually doing, but that's almost impossible to find on a consistent bas…
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Hello Everyone... Honestly it's blowing my mind to see all this unfold. After so many years, that we're capable of putting the word out and rally up to rebuild this place. Many people told me it couldn't be done, and being honest, I questioned myself countless times along the way about it. It's obviously a different era with its own sets of challenges. I remember when the forum started, the forum felt like the wild frontier. Most people weren't online at all, let alone had a home computer with an internet connection. Later, as the internet matured and grew in popularity, so did 12oz. There was a time when 12oz was literally Reddit and Instagram in one massive …
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