!@#$% Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 dear edogg RIP dog :( !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 edoggy, i love my labs too. they're beautiful, problematic dogs. rest in peace. -inj. dear economy, Fuck you. -INJSKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted April 19, 2011 Author Share Posted April 19, 2011 dear oontzers thanks for the support. i drove up to the my parents house today to check on the other dog, who is also super old. my concern is he'll die of loneliness soon. but i hope he doesnt : stillsadoner edogggggggggggggggy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Dear edoggg, fuck man, sorry to hear that. hope your other dog pulls it together. i had best friend dogs as a kid and one past early. the other one(of 2 rott's) lived for another few years but she past away about two years ago from what i believe was just old age. R>.I.P your dog and both mines. -Noesry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Dear Edogggy. putting dogs down is the hardest thing ever!! I was told (after the fact) that if you have more than 1 dog, and 1 of them has to be put down, to bring the other along. The dog will sense the other dog has passed away and deals with it easier than wandering around the house looking for the other one who all of a sudden is gone. not that anything like will make it easier for you now, nor did you ask for anyones .02, but it did just remind me of this bit of advice. take care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 dear edogg, i send my condolences to you and your family. RU. Dear chemists that reside at the oontz, at an undisclosed time last night i melted down petroleum jelly into a liquid then added gasoline. i let it cool and it turned into the consistancy of vanilla pusdding. please tell me what i made before lighting it. i was aiming for napalm. RU.timothymcveighoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 hey there runine you mixed a highly volatile hydrocarbon with a very sticky hydrocarbon i am not sure of the proper ratios of it but you did basically make homemade napalm. tim mcveigh though? dude was a racist baby-killer. i hope you aren't aiming for that too. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Dear Runine, First you get yourself some gas and some Styrofoam, the gas will eat the foam up and the gas will get thicker as you go. For added awesomeness paint the inside of a tire with napalm, light, and roll down hill. Use caution. Just sayin, morton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Dear edoggg, sorry for your loss. 6 years after my childhood dog passed and we still talk about all the awesome stupid stuff he did. Take comfort in the fact you gave her a great life and she was loved to the end, you know she reciprocated. grd To whom it may concern, I am in a splendid mood, today is awesome. /sillyme 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 dear edogg sorry about your dog. dear grd spread some of that good mood around dear may hurry up and get here almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 dear water level, please subside quicky. You are fucking up my plans. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 dear morton, with the discovery of my brew i told a friend and he told me the same thing minus the tire part. i will try it also. RU. Dear symbols, im glad that i know a chemist that tolerates me. thanks for that. im not going for timothymcveigh tho ive been called that twice within 6 months. my nape works too<3 Ru. P.S. i think i broke a couple geneva convention laws by making it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Dear Runine, Fuck da police brah, we are grafferz!! Dood. Dear Economics prof. please be kind and don't fuck me over on our final Doodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 dear some cunt... gonna give ays a joab? i could really dae wi ain like ken? cheery rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 dear wisconsin, nigga its april 19th..what the fuck sincerely elisjustgothisfacemauledbyminihailbulletsofdeathsix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 dear page 420 on April 20, fucking rock. I will be partaking for the 'holiday' for the first year in quite a while. Excited. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 dear girly, yesterday was great. dear Dear Thread, what the fuck is crack-a-latin? -Pizz Kalifa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Dear eBAY person, i hope you fucking burn to death in a fire. if this macbook pro you sold me cannot be fixed i'm pulling head hunting strings. been saving those cards for the perfect time. better hope that 7 day return policy of yours is negotiable or else bloods going to spill... -NOES (YESMAD) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 dear wisconsin really? damn. snow at this time of year blows. !@#$% dear runine i too think you may have violated some treaties with that. ha fyi i'm not a chemist so i'm not an expert on that. i'm a molecular biologist. chemists have to do waaay too much bullshit, like making shampoo that smells great but won't burn your scalp off and endless years of drug development. borrring. anyway, hit me with all your science questions when you got em and i'll do my best !@#$% dear noes damn. ouch. good luck to you !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Dear NOES, do you have bail money put away? and does someone have access to it? hope you didnt take a loss on that. Dear Almighty, whats going on in May? Dear Moogle, that post made me lol irl. Dear State Of Nevada Department of Motor Vehicles, If downshifting is mandatory..why the fuck is it not in the handbook? even the instructor couldnt answer that. eat sweaty cock. Dear last night, I kinda forgot about you, unitl I woke up to these items around my house-- -white sheets covered in chocolate syrup piled on the floor. -a big ass knife on the counter. -every candle in my house, scattered in the living room -a stuffed animal that doesnt belong to me or my kid. -a roll of yellow 'caution' tape -duct tape. -empty bottle of Jack Daniels w/ sweet n sour drink mix. random ass night. eS eM eX eX eL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 dear dear thread page 420 on 420? /nostoner edoggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 edogg, dear page 420 on April 20, fucking rock. I will be partaking for the 'holiday' for the first year in quite a while. Excited. -red. i win. /yeshigh. -red. dear thread, -red. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 dear page 420, on this the day of most smokers wedding my girl hasn't smoked 420 in like 5 months, please let her job do that damn 5 year background/drug test already.... i need her to stop yapping at me and start john blazing /foreverstonedaloner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 dear page 263 i don't have my settings like most members but you'll suffice. happy 420.. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 dear mother in law, its been a year since you passed, and i miss your presence everytime i'm at your mothers'. you would always be telling her how my pants were too low or you would always tell my gf to shut up for trying to punk me, haha laughs. i couldnt go to sleep last night cuss i was too busy thinking about today and what would be the mood of your daughter. i'll be dropping by to visit you later on, possibly after church. everything is going okay with us, im taking care of her well. see you soon. /yiyo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 dear computer of mine, why are you acting stupid ..Rolls_Royce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunt Roach Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Dear Home Depot LPs, 2 middle aged men vs. Me Im not gonna let them catch the midnight rider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 dear verizon wireless fuck you that is all souls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 dear girlfriend, why dont you text back!? ..Rolls_Royce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 dear deer, your drinking to much beer, come over here and dont tear once i take away your beer cause your a deer. -im high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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