Rolf Harris Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 dear Grd... why would you do that? did you run oot of drink? or did your west coast friend make you do it? rolph... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Dear Rolph, I'm not sure how we got to there, we didn't run out of booze, but it seemed like an awesome idea at the time. I can't blame the weegie for this one, he wasn't even out. grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 dear molly thank you for being u love souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 dear grd... well done on that part then... weedgies should be kept in cages... fuckin' minks... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Dear macbook seller, i gotta admit. i was a little skeptical to grab that shit off ebay but to my apparent surprise everythings in complete accordance. 15" mbpro in flawless condition loaded up with final cut pro and cs5 master. for 1040.00 bucks. shweet. now to learn how to fucking use this thing. perhaps i'll attend a free workshop at the mac store. -noesr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Dear noes... you finally got it then? dear rain... fuck off. i'm all for april showers an that, but you're just takin' the piss... raincoat rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 noesr, just fuck around with it for a bit, i'm on a MBpro, took a while to get used to the chortcuts and shit but i find it way more user friendly than any other computer i've used. -red. Dear hometown police, y'all are fucking pushing your limits, huh? Somebody is gonna be smart enough to put up a countersuit against you clowns, something about due process.... -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Dear Mr. Day Off, You are a much needed friend right now. --Earl Dear Mrs. Cold Inmyhead, You are a worthless piece of street trash and need to vacate my mother fucking body. You have spent the last 7 days trying to break me down during my 12 hour work days, and I ain't having that shit no more. The home you've built within me is not suitable for my zoning standards, so due to swollen glands and throbbing headaches I give you this: The bitch be gone local 114 will begin destruction at 9am sharp so please make sure you and your belongings are gone. I can not guarantee your safety. Fuck off, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 dear earl, neti pot. veggie stew. oolong tea. feel better !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 dear girl person woman thing person, seriously... you and your sister are fucking awesome...but we need to stop getting me kicked out of places for acting the fool. sincerely elisivious the sixtieth . p.s sombreros and jager + grindcore and hello kitty = why you rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Dear radio station, stop playing the 5 same f***ing songs........... Doodle/toolazytochangestation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 dear weekend you were fun. -almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Dear !@#$%, What is netl pot? Is that like sour deez or bubble gum kush? Do I have to make the veggie stew from scratch, or can I just get Progresso? Thanks, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Dear Earl, Neti pot Enjoy, LUGR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Dear Netl Pot, Fuck that. I ain't giving my nose an enema. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 dear girl i've seen around the neighborhood a few times, you smile everytime you see me and look pretty good. i think next time i see you i will make my move. mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Dear Oontz, I love platinum blonde wimmenzz. Ooh la la. -FMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Dear jackass who stole my shit, Left that shit in my car, in my driveway, in my very suburban neighborhood. Way to be a dick. Now I need to drop my class because my supplies were stolen. Thanks dick. $300 down the drain. AWESOME! -Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Dear douchwagon in class, I'm pissed because my shit got stolen and your stupid fuckin red/blue 3d glasses on your face make me want to punch you. Fuckin douche. -Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Dear Boats N' Hoes, It was Sausage Party. --Earl Snitchlo ESQ. Dear massgraff, You sound like a fucking rapist. "Make my move." You're going to get maced. --McGruff The Crime Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 dear mr cobain 17 yrs later rip souls yes i like nirvana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 dear earl that shoit works. and homemade soup. canned sucks. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Dear !@#$%, I won't be making homemade soup or using the Summer's Eve nose kit. Thank you for the suggestion though. I think I'll just rest up. I got hired to work on a music video tomorrow, so dayquil it is! --Early Bird Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Dearest sleep, Where are you? I miss you /wouldratherbedreamingofkittensoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 dear self... eerythangs gonna be alright buddy, freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Dearest sleep, Where are you? I miss you /wouldratherbedreamingofkittensoner Dear GRD, I TOLD YOU! and you spelled my name wrong.. it's not kittens. 42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Dear thread, I just got the cutest card in the mail ever. Ha funny thing is, its an invite to my exs wedding. Should i go? I think Ill atleast get a gift. But i think it might be...like rude if i go. I dont know. I was like 16 or 17 when we dated, never boned, 23 now. We have kicked it since then, but i think Ill sit this one out. But this has to be the funniest card ever. Laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Dear laughslast, Depends, are you two good friends or what? I don't know about you but I would definitely feel really awkward being at my ex's wedding. -seyer Dear person, Just because you deleted me from your fb doesn't change anything, however I tried to add you back just to remind you that you owe me something. The reason behind you recovering and you newfound success which you borderline want to destroy is me helping you out which was pretty damn stupid of me. So grow some fucking balls, grow the fuck up and let's talk like adults about this bullshit. Shut up and listen for once. This is your theme song for now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9zJat43Kao -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 dearest laughs i wouldn't go to an ex's wedding seems too awkward, when you add in all the alcohol. i have however, attended an ex's funeral. !@#$% dear glued-to-toilet-seat-story should i start a thread about you? !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 dear laughs, go cause choas and enjoy..teenage romance with out boing means nothing. u kicked it as friends after wards . ex cares for u as a friend. nothing more hence is ok with them and would probally be hurt if you dont go... souls the nice guy dearst sey sometimes people cant man up for their own bullshit.. stay strong kiddo. souls of the cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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