RUNINE Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 dear anyone who wants to listen, i was sitting there in class and this bitchyass miss piggy look alike is arguing with her friend on how poor she is and how poor her family is. then about 4 days ago she was arguing with my homie over how her clothes are more expensive than his. i point this out to my homie without saying a word to her. she can barely even hear me. then she gets butthurt over how i caught her bitching for attention. she sits there and whine about how that was disrespectful when she talks shit on other people for no reason. she doesent know that shes talking to a sicilian with mob connections about respect. she follows me after class. i stop to buy a soda and she does a walk-by on me and says watch your back. i found this hilarious, you may have had to be there but i couldnt stop laughing till i came home. RU.wall-o-textoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 dear runine... have miss piggy put in an acid bath, no one will ever know. dear Grd... if you ever happen to come across a west coaster... do proceed with caution, they can be very, very cunning. they will come across as your new best friend within seconds, but the minute you let your guard doon, even slightly, they will stab you in the teeth and steal the milk oot your coffee... understood? rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 dear favorite ex favorite restaurant, First it was a bad fatouche salad, then you screwed up my order a bunch of times, then every time i order some lentil it ends up all over the inside of the bag, then the lentil is too salty, then i catch you dropping a roll and looking to see if anybody saw it happen so you could still serve it, Today i see a fat ass roach squashed on the floor. Thats it. I have to overlook the fact that you have good sandwiches. Im completely put off. You are dead to me abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dear Runnie, trust in karma and know that one day all her stupidity will come back and bite her in the behind grd Dear Rolph, I like all this west coat east coat beef you got going on. I can only imagine how much you dislike the english if you feel that strongly about your fellow countrymen. That being said one of my dearest, most awesomest friends is a weegie and he's pure class on every level. Mar sin leibh an dràsda, groundedinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 dear grd... as you can tell i have no time for weedgies... and even less fir the inglish... dear abcs... the word "fatouche" just made me lol... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 dear NBB bwaaahahahahahahaa wow. !@#$% dear symbs I posted the picture in the bsm thread to keep this thread sfw nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 dear symbols... you are making things in duty free VERY interesting at the moment... thank you. rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dear NBB, *shocked face* grd Dear Rolph, why so much hate for Glasgow? it produced Belle and Sebastian and Mogwai! (We'll ignore glasvegas, fratellis, and franz) Did a weegie chib you? /weegieloveroner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dear GRD, I keeps it real homie... I keeps it real. nevabeenbetah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 dear Grd... no not yet. it's probably only a matter of time though... i also have as much time for those bands as i do the inglish... glasgow has also produced record highs for obesity, cholesterol, blood pressure and Michelle McManus... miserablecuntoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dear NBB, My bad for being nosey innit. I'm not sure whether it's good or bad my farcebook friends aren't as err interesting as yours. But I learned something, I learned I'm far too ladylike for the BSM thread. genteelrd Dear Roplh, DEEP FRIED MARS BAR FTW happygrdlucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dear grd Yeah the girls never last long in that thread. They try to hang but they get ousted... Everyone except milk grenades but that's cause she has a big black dick. also i don't know what innit means. nbb Dear Skype, Today i talked to my homie in osaka and my homegirl from the philipines. I heart you. Later im gonna talk to spitfire and were gonna jo together. No homo nbbskypefan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dear NBB innit is a British colloquialism, an abbreviation of isn't it or is it not. used at the end of a sentence the same way you night use ugetme? Or used as an affirmation if you're in agreement with someone. Mainly I use it an annoying amount and in the wrong context all together. It started as a joke because a friend said it an awful lot but the joke is now on me because it's my bad habit. bet you're glad I typed all that innit annoyingrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dear grd, my friends are getting mad that i started saying "backslash no homo" instead of just no homo... when chopsticks was visiting he said innit but i was too busy making fun of the way he pronounced "tattoo" as "ta'oo" to pay much attention to anything else... also "bruv" nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dear macbook pro, hurr up and get here. thanks. -NOESR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dear NBB, That's awesome. If I thought I could pull off saying just plain old no homo there's no way I wouldn't be adding a blackslash before it! Chops went all that way and the only slang you got was bruv?! I'm disappointed in him. He's not a proper Londoner but he could have at least threw in a few 'merchant banker's' and 'tommy tucker's' for comic effect. grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dear GRD, He was much too busy taking care of his friend. The brewery by my house was giving away free beer and food all day and his homie might of had a tad bit to drink... But we did sleep at lilstcynicals house and he showed me how to proper snuggle though. /no homo. NoBodies Business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 dear rolf i'm tryin. more to come but i doubt it'll be as interesting to boys as what i've been posting. thanks !@#$% dear nbb thanks for sparing me i'd go look, but i've filled my 'chicks inserting dildo into vag picture' quota for the next 10 centuries. i'll take your word for it, and think of that pic i saw of the same thing on oontz the other day.. that sluts thread. almost forgot. dammit. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Dear SukiSukinow, Sookie sookie how. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WmUDTkBpRs -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 dear thread, don't pass up that link above, it's the new Big K.R.I.T jam, crazy hot track. Dedicated to SukiSukiNow, clearly. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 dear weed its 345- i havent puffed you yet today. that might be while i feel a bit off... loserpotheadoner edogggggggggggggggggggy dear "vingate store" your dumb hipster staff forgot to close the case- thanks for the $50 ring for free. bitches stickyfingersoner edoggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 dear every cunt... why does every cunt think that this big krit cunt is pure amazing? but really though... i'm actually being serious... on what basis? please relieve me of my angar and answer my kwestion... i canna figure this cunt oot... rolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDISGUST Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Dear Joe Rogan, i smoke rocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rolf Harris Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 dear indisgust.... on aboot? rolf... pullin' bentleys aff the lot lawt... i smashed up the grey one ah bawt me a red... errrry time we hit tha pawkin lot we turn heeeadz... haggis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 dear beard, please stay where i want you to. ive been keeping you in line since i was in 7th grade but im starting to think that you are just mooching. i will trim you on monday as i usualy do but i expect you to start taking care of yourself. sincerely, your host creature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 dear self, do not deter from teh PRIME DIRECTIVE, eerythang else is irrelevant. sirfreaksanot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Dear strangers on the internet. I am dying. Send help...and bring some milk, I'm out and I'd literally kill for a cup of tea. /REALLYhungoveroner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 dear grd... lightweight... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Dear Rolph, I drank enough last night to make Shane MacGowan proud. Sadly for reasons unbeknownst to myself it all seemed to be really dodgy cocktails. We ended the night by snorting teaspoons of Cholula hot sauce. So I figure I earned the right to have a little whine. dyingrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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