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DEAR WHOEVER PUKED ON MY DRIVEWAY LAST NIGHT AND DIDNT TELL ANBODY

FUUUUUUCK YOU. all i want to do today is relax, smoke bowls, watch football, and do homework now i gotta clean up your (now dried and crusty) vomit? FUCK YOU. i bet it was the awkward ex-convict chick who said NOT ONE WORD to anyone.

fuckin buzz killington bitch.

and hey honey- chew your food more. youre disgusting.

 

IRRIATEDONER

edoggggggggggggggggggggggy

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Dear Emergency Call,

 

That can't come through for whatever reason... Please be nothing.

 

IOU

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dear black neighbors,

 

only one of you through down in that fight i watched yall have outside even though it was atleast 10 deep, and watched 9 of your punk asses trying to avoid handling your shit like men. and when the cops showed up everyone kept their mouthes shut. at least i can respect that.

 

dear white neighbors,

 

stop snitchin. i saw you giving the cops details. go fuck yourselves.

 

-eonski

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Dear smxl,

 

I'm sorry to hear that you, your brother and the whole family have to dear with someone like that.She's obviously suffering from munchausen syndrome.I hope she's going to get help, and as well as intervention for your brother and the kids.

 

-sey

 

sey,

you're real sweet to see hope in this situation, but------------>

 

dear smxxl

sometimes its easier to just stop caring...although the kids do make it harder to do that.

 

-beentheredonethat

-------------> this seems to be the more logical thing right now.

 

I figure, no one is looking out for my kid, the way I look out for their kids.

If they dont give a fuck, why should I..?

 

Dear V,

 

If you are female and desperate, and can't find someone to hate fuck you, you either have standards that are too high or a wooden leg and Ed Asner's face.

 

--Earl

 

Dear Earl.

It must be the Ed Asner face, because most of us know I have no standards.

 

hate sex sounded nice, but I think im just gonna hang it up for a while.

Sex free in 2011.

 

get in where ya fit in boys.

 

ha

SM

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dear big ass woman of reno

 

 

 

 

just beacuse i am a bigger person does not make make my a bbw lover toy. i dont hate but when u are pusing my wieght you need to step off my toes that shit hurts.. and bbw dose not make make u pretty or even close to being my type......

i am not hating but damn can a big boy meet something he likes ....... grrrrrr

 

 

pissed off souls

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dear soul,

lol.

<3 ssn

 

dear roseville galleria,

im glad you fucking burned down.

it's called karma motherfuckers.

<3 ssn

 

dear giants,

you are the champions.

<3 ssn

 

dear weekend,

thanks.

<3 ssn

 

dear IHU,

we are cash cab champions.

<3 ssn

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dear big ass woman of reno

 

 

 

 

just beacuse i am a bigger person does not make make my a bbw lover toy. i dont hate but when u are pusing my wieght you need to step off my toes that shit hurts.. and bbw dose not make make u pretty or even close to being my type......

i am not hating but damn can a big boy meet something he likes ....... grrrrrr

 

 

pissed off souls

 

 

ahahaha,

need that at least 60-100 pound buffer.

 

Dear work

give me days off during the week so I can do what i want to do.

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Dear 12oz

 

I'm goin to new zealand tomorrow evening

then i'll be back to the moderator grind in another 8 days or so

 

!@#$%

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dear symbols,

 

take flicks! new zealand is beautiful!

 

cG

 

dear giants,

 

woohoo!

world series!!

 

cG

 

dear new teacher,

 

you are hot!!

 

cG

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DEAR WHOEVER PUKED ON MY DRIVEWAY LAST NIGHT AND DIDNT TELL ANBODY

FUUUUUUCK YOU. all i want to do today is relax, smoke bowls, watch football, and do homework now i gotta clean up your (now dried and crusty) vomit? FUCK YOU. i bet it was the awkward ex-convict chick who said NOT ONE WORD to anyone.

fuckin buzz killington bitch.

and hey honey- chew your food more. youre disgusting.

 

IRRIATEDONER

edoggggggggggggggggggggggy

 

 

Dear E-rrrritated Doggg,

My bad. I promise not to puke like that again. I just like partying? What can I say?

I'm sorry boo, I'm sorry.

 

Humbly yours,

Santana Blowing Chunks All Over the Drive Way Not So Mild Oner

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Dear CaliG and Suki,

 

Feel free to do the sushi challenge without me. I don't think I'll be able to get out there anytime soon, and don't want you guys to miss out on the fun. I mean, someone's bound to sue them for mercury poisoning, and have the contest shut down. I don't want to hold you both back from trying it before then.

 

So take the challenge, take flicks, do your 12oz thing. But by the power of Crom, I will make it out there if that exists.

 

Now eat a fucking torta!

Earl

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dear kitchen delivery man...

hurry the fuck up and deliver the kitchen so i can make some fuckin' money for fuck sake.

 

dear oontz...

 

i appear to have the day off. it's also a nice day... what should i do?

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dear almighty

 

 

this 60 to 100 lbs buffer is till not enough for the most part...... chicas still would be pusin 2 bills or more ....

 

 

big boned souls

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dear SSN,

you are really thoughtful.

i hope this headache goes away and it not something worse.

see you tonight

heart,

IHU

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dear woman in the shop tonight trying to haggle for goods...

 

the fact you were so retarded made me nearly fuckin' piss my troosers...

 

"how much are they?"

 

"they are three pounds each"

 

"NAH NAH NAH NAH! that's waaaay to fuckin' deer... i want three for a tenner!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

priceless...

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dear nick at nite,

 

you fucked up. put family matters back on at 6/6:30. my whole morning is thrown of now.

i waited a day and figured well maybe it's just a sunday night thing but no luck. my show went off at 6 and full house came on afterwards this morning too:( . this sucks!

 

mass

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dear shit,

 

i dont want to hear of you, see you, or even think about you today. if i do your going down.

 

 

Signified,

RU.

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Dear Lab,

Seriously... stop pissing me the fuck off, get organized show me where shit is so i can do my job. and stop depending on each other and show initiative.

freaks

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