..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 dear Hitler, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ..Rolls_Royce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Deary me, Is there any point in getting worked up about things you have no control over and can't change? As Kenny Rogers said..."know when to fold 'em" hint - that'd be now; because that way madness lies. Sincerely, me there. Dearest beer garden, The sun really suits you. /afternoondrinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 dear rolls shes busy fucking your friend. justbeinghonest edoggggggggggy dear soulkillerz FUCK verizon. phoneservicehateroner edoggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 dear edogg no she wasnt ..Rolls_Royce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 dear rolls royce... are you a silver shaddow/ghost/cloud/spirit/dawn or a phantom? rawlf... dear dear thread... i just watched trainspotting for aboot the first time in aboot 8 years... however i just noticed how basically most of my friends and acquaintances all dress like pretty much fuckin' every single cunt in that film... what's ah that aboot? rahooooooowlf..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear sore throat/headache, Fuck off, I have other things to do. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 rolls, edogg fucked your girl. Deal. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 dear 12oz supporters, mac store nerds say my shits fine. does that shit happen to everybody else or just me? shit always wants to act funny when your dolo but as soon as you try and show a motherfucker the problem stops and you automatically look like a crazy.....anyways. fuck the mac store. those fuckers are retarded. i ask the guy. so, can i buy applecare for my shit today? "sorry man, you gotta buy a computer from the store and it's got to be under warranty." i say "fuck. well how much for those lil one to one tutor sessions?" mac nerd. "sorry, you have to purchase it from the store in order to get those too." i say "so let me get this straight. your turning down my money because i didn't go through the store...?" mac nerd. "yeah, it's how they make more money." LOLWUT!? you silly fucks just lost a couple hundred extra dollars right there. how the fuck is that even logical...? -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 dear rolf harris im what ever you want me to be ..Rolls_Royce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear whoever, Im whatever you want me to be ,too. SoMebody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 dear SMdoubleXL can you be superman? ..Rolls_Royce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear ..Rolls_Royce.., I already am. SuperMan. (with no penis) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 dear SMdoubleXL can you be batman then? ..Rolls_Royce.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear jerry buss Thanks for hating on the sacramento kings moving down to socal, very much appreciated asshole AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 dear nightmare welcome to apple and their money making schemes dear smdubbletrouble I have a cape you can borrow dear souls pics or it didn't happen -almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear Noes, That whole when you show someone thing that's the only time it improves thing happens to me too. And for the people at the macstore, they just want it up the ass. That is all. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 dear SMdoubleXL i would love to be robin ..Rolls_Royce.. dear sister, why the fuck do you wake me up so early every damn day!? ..Rolls_Royce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear Rolls, Make your sister watch Flowers in the Attic with you, and tell her that it reminds you of your relationship. She'll become really uncomfortable with you from there on out and leave you alone. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear Realism what if i dont have an Attic? -..Rolls_Royce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear Rolls, I mean...you can still threaten to rape her in a jealous rage. At the very least, that should get her off your case for a few days. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear Realism, is there another way i can keep her off my case? ..Rolls_Royce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear Rolls, I'm sure the threat alone would be enough, and you wouldn't have to actually carry through with the nefarious plan, but if it makes you uncomfortable you could perhaps pinch her or put a toad in her panties drawer, or some other delightfully wholesome sibling rivalry tactic. Or just tell her to quit waking you up early, because if she doesn't, you'll spread a rumor among the kids at her school that she has the clap or six nipples or something. You could also just cut it short and tell her to please stop making so much noise in the morning. -Realism 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear Realism, The rumor idea is great but she doesn't go to school anymore, so illl just tell her to shut the fuck up and if that doesn't work ill try the toad in the drawer if i can find one because I'm not going spend money on a stupid toad, anyways thanks for your advice. ..Rolls_Royce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear rolls. Post pics and her number. Nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Dear Newer Bigger Better, she's married bro and i don't hate her enough to do that ..Rolls_Royce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 dear toad, i'll spend money on you. mg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Rolls_Royce.. Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 dear bird outside my window, shut the fuck up! -RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 dear self go to sleep -almightynotreadytosleepme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Dear Saturday, thank you for the super weather, not so much for the pasty dudes who insist on taking their shirt off in public. -sunningrd Dear engagement party I want no part of, I'm gonna make the best of a bad situation. I'm gonna start drinking soon, then I'm going to take an inordinate amount of drugs, make a fool of myself and bounce to a club where I will dance like a wanker and more likely than not end the night by eating some crap I'd never consider eating sober...then spewing somewhere in public. I make no apologies, you made me do it. -fubargrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarToTheGround Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Dear clueless owner, thanks for trying but the idiot you hired to manage the place doesn't have anyone's best interest in mind but his own. Thanks for letting me write the new b'fast menu though. ~ETTG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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