grd Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Dear laughs, I'm with souls, go have fun, be nostalgic and glad that you can still be friends...then smash the best man. grd Dear sleep, vos venit, vos saw, vos victum shame about the timing fundati Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Dear Laughs. Listen to these two ^^ and especially grd. weddings are food/drinks and a reason to bring a date or girlfriend..get dressed up and enjoy. dear 12oz people . had a hearing test yesterday.. Seems the reason why I am having trouble hearing in the only ear I can hear out of..is because the ringing is so loud in my deaf side, it drowns out most sounds. Audiologist suggested these- http://www.phonak.com/us/b2c/en/products/hearing_instruments/cros/overview.html these joints are like $3000. there is no fucking way i can come out of pocket 3gs. He then gave me a number to a program that helps fund/sponser young deaf working people with most of the cost, if not all of it. I haven't had hearing in my left side for over a decade. I'm anxious at seeing what these can do. Dear program, please come through. hearing aids are pricey. wantin teh aids, SoundMatters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 dear SM i was talking to my man last night about how impossible it must be for deaf and blind people and how much respect i have for people who have to endure that disability i wish i could give you the cash. i wish our health care system took care of stuff like that best wishes to you. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Dear "HAHAHAHAHHA," I'd like to package you up and mail you to this --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Dear SMDUBBLE, might i suggest setting up a fundraiser for yourself. shit works pretty damn well if you know a whole lotta peoples. speakingfromexperience0ner. -noesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Dear supportive 12 oz peeps. thanks for your kind words. It will be strange to (psuedo) hear out of both sides. It's definitely aggrivating..especially having to remind people all the time. Eventually, I just stop trying and ignore. Thanks Noes..if it happens, it happens. I have ran out of "fight' for things like this. I'm still waiting to hear (no pun) back. hope you all are enjoying your Monday. luluvluvluv SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Dear SM, good luck with all that! I still can't believe how unbearably unfair the US heatlh'care' system is. I'll commence the voodoo chanting and finger crossing for you right now. /gladtohavethenhsoner Dear free prescription drugs and Chateau Tronquoy Lalande you make my life 500% better and for that I thank you. grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Dear sm, Dang girl. I hope everything works out. If not go with noes. Throw a fundraiser at the arts factory or something. There are lots of good people around this town that could probably help. LL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 dear whoever it may concern/ll/SM i agree. at the least maybe i can help you write a grant for it /not kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Dear !@#$%. That is whattha fuck is up!! that gesture means more than one could imagine. i do have a lil bit of faith ..in this program. if not..im yodellin. (not in ASL either).haha you're pretty fucking amazing. /faithinpeoplerestoredabitoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Dear Depression, Shit is going good for me right now, don't fuck it up. Seriously. I'll fuck YOU up and rape your emo ass with my Cobra knife. Piss off, Earl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 dear gauged ear holes, i had you for almost a decade and now you're gone. and you are hurty in an annoying way. please knock that shit off, i'd like to sleep tonight. xoxo, fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Dear smdubbs Go with the fundraiser/grant thing. Worked for my mom and one of her brain lining sewed up surgeries. Dear gingersnitch HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Your car broke, shoulder is fucked, workmans comp ended, got fired, no money having,forever alone ass got you the karma you deserved. Dear former employer Fuck you I won. +foofy drink drinking almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Dear raccoons, Please learn how to clean up after yourselves when you eat my garbage....shit is nasty Dood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 dear big snail on the glass... i have no idea how the fuck you got on my windee... or why you are there, i was hoping you'd fuck off, but you have until the end of the week, then it's eviction time and you'll be gettin' poked with a big stick... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 dear rolf, i used to race snails. car and had to stop riding them but anyway stopsign, doorknob, wakeboards wakeboards wakeboards i will trade you a picture of a wrench for that big olll;;ll snail o youers hung? REU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 dear runine... son, i'm just gonna tell ya this one time... you wanna keep posting here, stay off the drugs. rolf coming to america haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Dear rolff haggis aka Rolf McDowell, "They got the big macs, we got the big MAKE" Favorite movie oner, Seykeem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Dear Rolph have you seen this... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560970/? is it worth a watch? sincerely, witm8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 dear seyseysey... haha!! you infected rhinoceros pizzle... dear grd... yeah i thought that's what you'd have linked to before i clicked it... i told you glasgow was the fuckin' arsehole of the world. oh and my wee brother's girlfriend actually knows that main dude quite well... cool story brah rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Dear Rolf, You're like the next Barry Norman. Fuck that bird with the big fringe, they shoulda given you the film 2011 job grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 dear grd... nah i'd never review much, i don't have the attention span for films really... that lassie with the big fringe would get it stinkin' though... i could sit here and tell stories aboot those glory days in the 60s and 70s that've been passed on to me by my dad aboot gang fights an what not... some fuckin' belters like... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Dear UK people, what the fuck are you talking about -amurikkka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Dear Rolf, You couldn't be worse than the fat floppy haired cunt with the lisp was. Get at it then. Tell us a wee story lad. I have a few about weegie gangsters mysen. Dear NBB, The folk of GREAT Britian are talking about... Check the bangs yo! grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 dear grd... some no bad chabbs on that iye? there was one time he went though with a bunch of mates who ran aboot with the casuals back in the day to watch a united v tic game. one of which had £10,000 of £100 counterfeit notes... the deal was if you gave him a real £100 he'd give you a fake grand. they were only there for the day so spend them get the realy change and fuck off home a few hundred better off. well someone grassed, then someone pointed the finger at my da and his pals. they got chased bottles launched at them, the boy who they thought had grassed got decked and his coupon slashed wide open. chelsea smile like and worse. he had to get reconstructive surgery an shit. then it turns oot it was someone else who was the grass... but the best one he told me was when he was at a hoose perty in my home toon... he said i just walked in the living room with my carry oot, said "ahright" to a few cunts sat doon on a chair, then the lights went oot... everything was pitch black next thing he said he heard he described it was like a wobble board sound near him... the lights went back on and all he could see was a big dirty rambo knife literary a fuckin' inch above his head wobbling like fuck. needless to say he picked up his bag o' tinnys and left... END rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 dear womans sister, really.....i mean really.... :confused: sincerely elisickwiththeflusix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 dear moog, lol irl. -noes dear woman, thanks for the tacos. -noesry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Dear sm, Dang girl. I hope everything works out. If not go with noes. Throw a fundraiser at the arts factory or something. There are lots of good people around this town that could probably help. LL this. Dear SM, thats real talk right there. some folks threw me a fundraiser/benifet rager/gallery party while i was "away" a couple years back. and it was unexpected. and extremely helpful. when i got out there were all these folks in all these pictures i didn't even know, plenty i did. and the best part was the trash can full of empty beer cans(the big jar next to that filled with money was cooler though($1,532.67 to be exact)). co0l touching st0ry br0? anyways. if anything it'd make a nice party. perhaps i'll go. -nOesR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 dear life, you are cool. Thanks for not sucking lately. Turns out most of it is actually within my own control. On that note, gonna go get a little high, cuz i got money like that.....sometimes..........when i plan ahead....... -RationingEveryAsset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 dear oz, sup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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