RUNINE Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 dear laughs, get one. .410 shotshells or .45 long colt aka handcannon love, your local PSC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 ^yes, that way you can get shot the next time someone pulls their gun out. dear gun owners * In the six states with the highest rates of gun ownership, an average of 53% of households owned firearms; in the four states with the lowest rates of gun ownership, an average of 13% of households contained firearms. * From 1988 to 1997, the high-gun states had more than 21,000 individuals who were homicide victims, compared with 7,300 in the low-gun states * People living in the high-gun states were 4.2 times more likely to die in a gun-related homicide than those in the low-gun states, and 1.6 times more likely to die in a non-gun-related homicide * After controlling for rates of poverty, urbanization, unemployment, per capita alcohol consumption, and violent crimes other than homicide, the association between rates of firearm ownership and homicide remained significant. reconize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 the only reason the high gun states have more gun related homicide is becuase they HAVE MORE GUNS. thats like saying vehicular death has increased 100% since the invention of motor-vehicles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Dear laughs, are your tits even that nice? nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Dear laughs, I couldn't follow your story. Glad you're okay though. -Realism Dear Symbols and RU, OMG gun law debates AGAIN!! -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackforumname Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Dear Bacon, I... I love you.... Sincerely, StiltyMcStilter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear laughs, no clue........yer story lacks a thing or two. mostly sense. i think. tell it again please. kthnx. -NOESRISM dear realism, guns on guns make more salty people with guns. i for one would like to own a fucking tazer. mainly because that shits fucking hilarious to me. -NOESR dear eBay person i bought my macbook pro from, please don't fuck with me. i'd appreciate it. -NOESRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear fuckyou FUUUUUUUUCKYOUUUUUUUUUU fuckoff edogggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Dear friend who had a birthday party tonight, That was really awkward... I think we really did grow apart. -awkward oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Dear baby mama, Dont be fucking stupid, you're not a teenager anymore. That is all. -FMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils_Advocate Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear 12oz, i think im developing asthma. or it could be a product of my massive man tits weighing down on my chest, there by compressing my lungs making it hard to breathe...either way it sucks. sincerely, DAoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Dear laughs, move to the UK, what we lack in guns we make up for in rain and free healthcare. Glad you're okay, grd Dear Tuesday, Why are you being like this?! It's not even PM yet? yours, slightly annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear laughs and grd... there are still guns here though... plus if you move to the west coats. you are more likely to get stabbed or slashed than you are anywhere else in the world... east coast rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear people will you ever learn? i seriously doubt it but every day you convince me of how dumb humans are they might even be getting dumber. how can someone be so clueless? i really don't get how something so obvious can possibly be misunderstood. i'll be glad when i leave the human race !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear turd, please remember to completely submerge yourself in the toilet water after you depart from my rectus. you stink. also, please work on your diving technique. a smoother, more graceful plummet is preferable, i dont like when your filth water splashes up onto my buttocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Dear NOES, A little late, but I agree, owning a Taser would be fun and entertaining, not to mention useful. It would be a good insurance policy against people breaking your house rules, and I feel like I would get a lot of LOLs out of tazing my friends. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Dear symbols, Humans are becoming dumber in certain ways. On an academic scale, expectation and standards have risen over the years. Younger children are expected to learn more complicated things that people in the past have learned when they were entering high school. Learning capacities and abilities are being mis matched for children, which leads to them start hating school because they are unable to easily learn the material. That's for academic dumbness for the future. For humans as a society in general, we seem to have been completely dependent on technology to do the thinking for us. However, there is the occasional intelligent person/genius that exists. Basically, people's ability to use common sense is deteriorating, and is bound to become worst in the future. Sorry didn't mean to write you an essay haha feel free to cool story bro me/wall o text -Dr.Seyer Psy.D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear sey i love psych. i took a few classes on it in college my dad has a minor in it, generally i love to analyze people and especially to figure out what motivates/drives choices that they make. anytime you'd like to discuss it i'm down interesting how we are hampering our own ability to expand by relying on convenience and ease as the route to perfection !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Dear Symbols, Umad? No seriously though. i feel you knockin. people is retard0. eternally. no sense in getting worked up about it though. it's a waste of energy. whatever that means. -NoEs HoEs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear NoeM yeah, thx for the advice but i'm right there with you it takes a lot to ruffle these feathers. i take a sorta karmic interpretation of life: if you let shit get to you, you'll always been umad better to just have a decent attitude and outlook and things stay even keeled !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear 12 oz people, thanks for all the different advice. i told my brother and he got super pissed and made me quit my job. my boss was bummed and offered me a raise and a car with a driver. so now i am just buddied up whenever i go help the old people. my best friend sleeps with an ak next to her head. i feel owning a gun but....right now im just gonna focus on the old folks. i think im just gonna finish out this contract and maybe try and leave. i love my city but this shit is grimey. i was stoned and just felt so fucking paranoid after that. like i was on mlk and just thinking of how much it would suck to get shot. i dont know. maybe i just gotta refocus. but thanks. -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear 12oz marine ads with black marines, that doesn't make me want to join any more so than if they were white. mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Dear girl who just accidentally posted a picture of her putting a dildo in her vag on facebook, you should really pay more attention when you're at work fb'ing. nbb ps:niiiiiiccceeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear NYC, while bouncing around boroughs the other day a homeless Harlem crackhead thought i was 7 years older than i am while talking about how clubs suck today and he misses the 80s thinking i could relate with him. when he found out how old i was, he told me that i stress to much and it shows in my face and i need to relax more, and thats why he thought i was so old. /coolstorybr0 of a crackhead telling me i need to take life easier. - Cagney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rolf Harris Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 dear laughslast... you are now on my list of friends labeled; "gangster" i can safely say i've never had a gun pulled on me... my firend shot himeself in the hand with a .22 air gun and required aboot 20 odd stitches... he however is not on my list of friends labeled "gangster" rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 dear laughs, yo go girl! mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 dear life, end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 dear NBB bwaaahahahahahahaa wow. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dear laughslast, You posts read like poems written by someone with asperger's syndrome. Yup, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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