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Rolf Harris

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Rolf Harris last won the day on April 14 2013

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  1. Rolf Harris

    Alcoholism

    Fuckin' hell Breakfast.... thought I'd stick my head in the door here... Glad everyone seems to be doing ok... I've not been great this year, but not as bad as i used to be, everything seems to go back to my bad ways round about christmas time and i get in the habits of daily drinking again and it takes months for me to get out the loop.... catching up with people I haven't seen all year and the place everyone goes is the pub... my luck has been shite this year and the previous wasn't much better... but things are slowly starting to look up, moving into a new hoose soon, and starting a new job next week too... plus i'm trying to get into creative projects which should keep me busy enough to keep oot the boozer and hopefully make me a bit of extra cash which would be nice...
  2. 12oz I need your help, i remember before the crash that i think it might have been Morton posted pictures of a massive photo of an old VW, that he used a certain programme to spread and print the image over a load of A4 pages then pasted them all together... I'm a fuckin' retard with computers but i need to brush up on all this shit, anyone know the name of what it was he used or anything similar? any help or a point in the right direction would be greatly appreciated bros...
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    other terrible adults....

    there's a boy with a bad mike tyson lisp who works at the counter in a shop just doon the road from me... recently I have found myself adding up the items I'm buying until the total comes to exactly £3.34... then I hand the boy a tenner note and he'll say; "Thereth your thix thixty thix change!" then I leave laughing to myself uncomfortably...
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    Dear ________,

    Dear new joab... you're pretty cool... so far anyway... I'll just continue taking my time and making things look affy bonny... dear deaf people... I promise I'll learn sign language to at least say hello to you in the mornings... dear blind man... I probably wouldn't be brave enough to give you a nail gun considering you can't see a fuckin' thing... but you make a fuckin' bra joab... Dear girl... You are lovely, bonny as fuck too... however I get the impression that we are both very different people... for example I am an arsehole and you are not... I dunno what to do really... I want to take you oot, but just can either see this ending in tears or we'll have a volvo and a labrador in a few years time... Big Rolf
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    Dear ________,

    Dear Oontz... Where aboot is everyone? I'm glad I can see pictures again noo though... Dear pa... get some o' they invoices in so I hae healthy drinkin' money fir the weekend ken? Dear Lassie fae Miami... I thoroughly enjoyed you dancing your arse against my peenus all night.... but you fucked my miss piggys up something terrible... Rolf
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    Dear ________,

    Dear Rolf... you're going a wee bit mental now you're a single man again... learning a lot of shit about certain people you should have been wise to a lot of years ago... why are you even entertaining those wee fuckin' sluts you know fine well have seen more bell ends than fuckin' weekends... get them right to fuck... yir pal Rolf...
  7. Rolf Harris

    Alcoholism

    That's what I was thinking Deine Mudder.... I was thinking about quitting completely, because I know it would do me a lot of good, but I'm around alcohol pretty much all of the weekend, and some school nights too... I was wondering how things would be with such a big void in my life being gone, and what would I replace it with? something constructive hopefully... My mate has been off it over 14 months, and wasn't a problematic drinker by any means... he still comes oot for nights and just has saft drinks... so it can be done I suppose... saying that I'll probably go for a few pints tonight to get oot the hoose... but I have very limited funds so won't be going daft...
  8. Rolf Harris

    Alcoholism

    I'm back after a while away... been through a bit of shit recently... moved city recently with my then girlfriend for six months, wasn't happy with the new city or how things were going with the ex so bailed and had to move back with my parents for a while... fuckin' fun and games... My drinking has been going through fazes of doing pretty well and then not, like having beers in the fridge and not touching them for over a week, which was unheard of before... over the Christmas period I was on the batter quite a lot... that seems to be what makes me take a step back and fall into old habits where I'm drinking more than I should be most nights... but I'd missed a lot of friends, and a few were having leaving parties. so spending time with them for the last time in god knows how long was pretty important to me... I have made some progress though, I'm certain that I'm not drinking as much when I'm oot at pubs or nightclubs, smoking weed too which doesn't make me want to drink as much either... I've also knocked buying carry outs and drinking in the hoose right on the head... if I'm not going to the pub with friends then I'm not drinking. I'm still well aware that I need to cut down, but I'm doing a lot better than what I was three or four years ago... I hope everyone else has been doin' well though...
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    Dear ________,

    Dear OOntz... Hullo!!! I've been away but I'm back noo.... Rolf
  10. Rolf Harris

    The Nonsense thread

    yir fitba' team' pish... 0-0 c'mon son...
  11. Rolf Harris

    Dear ________,

    Dear job... fuck you I'm fuckin' oot o here... Dear manager... Sorry i had to square up to you, but if anyone ever spoke to me like that in the boozer, i'd have battered them all over the fuckin' shop... Dear Self-employment... Please work oot ahright Rolf
  12. Rolf Harris

    The Nonsense thread

  13. Rolf Harris

    Dear ________,

    dear 12oonts... my people... yet again... Rolf
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    The Nonsense thread

    I'mma send that bitch a snapchat.... bitches love snapchats...
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    Dear ________,

    dear seyer... oh hai! Rolf
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