laughslast Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Dear rolf, More insight...... Pack your own condoms always. This girl at my work is trying to get pregnant. Poking holes in condoms. Always thought that was a joke Laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 dear ontz, \ OSAMA YO MAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD MOFUCKAZ!!!! RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjay* Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 dear ______, happy birthday=] -deuce trey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 hi ladies happy monday. had a lil crisis at work already. laughs, it's the 'cooking' thread actually but yeah, totally good for baking too. i got some denim this weekend to do a mockup corset . haven't started yet though, had some other stuff goin on :) making muffins tonight for tomorrow's joint baby shower if only joint baby shower meant we'd all be smoking joints. !@#$% dear ppl crying it's ok when it's not your place right? double standards are funny. more to that story too but wtf do ppl know. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 dear laughs... some fuckin' prick done that to me once... dunno who or why... i actually have a two french letters in the wee compartment of my wallet to keep my shitey hash fresh. they're oot o' date by almost 8 years... rolf haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Dear rolf, French letters? Never heard that before. Hella cute. Hey ladies, Have a freaking awesome day. Symbols, Grd, Here are some baked goods that made me laugh. NSFW http://www.tgcf.com/disclaimer.htm -LAUGHS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 fuck yeah. i love that curb your enthusiasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 dear laughs i tell my younger friends never let a girl give u a condom.. they look at me like i am nuts. glad to see a girl say it too. dear almighty still feel like crap... blahhhhh dear firend why do u keep saying u want my kids to love you?????? then u ended our convo with the i loves u too mixed signals girl.. souls of the wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 dear past saturday into sunday, you were a eventful one.. i helped a friend move into her new room, which she paid for by buying me quesadilas and beer. then we went to a few bars, and some art show that i really didnt care to go to, that ran all day, which around 8pm turned into a weird ass party involving hipsters, punks, a few thugish types, asian trannys, gays, folkish people, normal weirded out people who walked in from the street, and weird artsy acrobatic people swinging from some ribbon type shit hanging from the ceiling. got wasted of course, and spent a good amount of time there playing with my buddies pitbull. drove home with a different old girl friend, not a ex-girlfriend, back to the apartment where i helped the other girl move into earlier, where i spent the rest of the night trying to fuck said girl on the couch, only to start talking about old bullshit that made us stay up until 7am resulting in her crying.. huge fail. then 2 hours after i fall asleep, a angry puerto rican, (who got knocked out on the porch of the apartment i helped the girl move into, by a kid who lives in the only other apartment in the house) tried to invade the kids apartment again, only to get stabbed in the face and have his lip cut off resulting in him passing out down the street at a stop sign in his car, resulting in his arrest and the cops showing up.. everyone else woke up, i slept through the whole thing sitting 2 feet away from the door on the couch haha. while shitloads of cops were interviewing everyone in the place, a kid was moving into the room of another friend whom i helped move out of the same apartment later that day, hung over as shit, because hes hitting the road as a rambling man. what a odd series of events. -JCags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 dear twin sister from another mother, thanks for errythang.. sincerely elis. p.s tetris attack foreveeerrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 dear cool story br0 i told, i forgot to mention with you the brawl between 2 groups of Cambodians at 3am outside the same apartment that night where one of them kept yelling "imma spark a nigga! imma spark a nigga! imma spark a nigga! no one got shot though.. /toping off cool story br0. -JCags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Dear Bank Holiday Monday, awesomeness personified you were. Booze, bbq and good buddies. Plus I happily drifted when I got in only to be woken up by my favourite person saying nice things. - happygrd Dear Miss Symbols, I'm super excited to find out how the mock up goes! Your productivity makes me feel like a huge slacker. - lazygrd Dear laughs, Those cakes are all kinds of awesome! I bloody love cake. I'm going to commit to eating more of it. - grd Have excellent evenings ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 dear grd thanks. sometimes in the evening when i'm chillin on the sofa i remember all my oontz gals and i think 'i should get to work on ...' so i can post some stuff. love it. have a great day babe. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 dear laughs, if you are serious. and are actually aware of some psycho broad poking holes in condoms to catch fools slippin. you should highly consider beating that ass on principle alone. or START SNITCHIN! that is one thing a mother fucker is safe to snitch upon. for real! _NOESR_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 dear persons, went to taco bell and had a conversation with a hispanic male i didnt even know about seagulls. Yep. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Dear RU. Woman without her man is nothing Punctuation can change a sentence soooo much. Woman! Without her, man is nothing. or Woman, without her man, is nothing. - jus sayin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Dear sm and ru Capitalization is a good thing too. i helped my uncle jack off a horse. I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse. nbb 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 im well aware that i don't need to capitalize uncle in that sentence. my phone on the other hand is not. cant be bothered to edit it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 dear NBB, ^combo breaker^ Stonerboner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I dont know about beating someone. I mean i can take a punch and can handel my own but.... I just told her how unsafe that was. Its like this bitch hadnt heard of herpes I showed her that thread with the herp weiner Fuck that. -ll After thought..... I$ this was my brother or something....i would coathanger a womb. Not kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Dear ISP, You really are fucking useless. I was half way through an awesome download and now you've done spoiled it. Pull your socks up, yeah? -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Dear NBB, you make a valid point. Dear Almighty, boobs-the pizza shoppe- coming soon. Dear Girls. I know i sound like a broken record, buuuuut the Girls of 12 oz Calendar still sounds like fun. especially since !@#$% is still pushin the idea of making fun stuff. Laughs, I feel like cake all of a sudden. ill be around 1st friday, and Streats...if all goes as planned. Grd. you say the term innit. where im from, Northern Utah, the population consisted of a 50/50 ration of Caucasion/Ute indian. Utes would say unnit..and it had about the same meaning. the weather is lovely...im going for a walk. SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 dear sm, i vote that you pose for all 12 months. naturally in the nude. k. thanks. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 dear suki lols lols lols souls dear almighty i see u watching me watching u souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Dear Suki, It wouldnt be a good look for the site. zero sales. Dear souls. you laughed? ha haha funny guy. continue eye raping almighty. dear walk, i left you in the dust for this... it was worth it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Dear life, I'm tired of you. -fish p.s Back in vegas SM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Dear SM, I'll pose in the winter one which requires clothes. You get the summer :lol: As long as I get to wear some cute black pumps, it's good. -seyoyayo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 dear ex-girlfriends, you need to stop turning gay or bi after we break up. i dont mean years after, i mean weeks or months after. this is kinda cool but also kinda ... uncomfortable. what did i do? i doubt i was THAT bad. i'm currently 3 for 5. how's that record? -allstarINJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Deear injury, Lololololol, That is pretty drastic my friend. Sorry for laughing, -Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 dear this page of dear ____ no homo thread uppity boob themed pizza shoppes, bikes, calendars, and lesbians...yes. -almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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