mr.yuck Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 7 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: Dear @One Man Bannedand @mr.yuck Same for the, "I don't wanna sound racist, but..." -F Lol. I went and did an estimate for a guy that started off on this train of thought while we were bullshitting around at his house. He trailed off and I pushed him to say his piece out loud to me and explain what he meant. It was hella awkward and I added an additional $1500 to his total as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 I was recently on a job where the GC's dad showed up and he started bitching about "there's nothing white on TV anymore, they made wonder years fucking black..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 14 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: I was recently on a job where the GC's dad showed up and he started bitching about "there's nothing white on TV anymore, they made wonder years fucking black..." Haha. I bet he wishes basket ball would go back to shitty ass white boys throwing medicine balls into peach baskets. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 dear backyard pool to be, next summer better look like a sisqo filmclip around you. schnitz. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 Dear Wife's Doctors, You fuck this up today and I'm gonna go ballistic... --Anxious Oner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 @Fist 666 Cosign. Sincerely, Team Oontz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 Dear @fat ralphy, Thanks dude. She's having an ablation on her heart. All the docs act like it's routine AF, so I'm trying to believe them, but minor heart surgery is still heart surgery and complications can happen to anybody. A homey I served with died from complications related to an appendectomy that was routine. I hate this shit. Been in the prep room for 2 hours. RIP Charlie Simmons. Desperado por Vida. F 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 Dear climbing vines- fuck you. And poison ivy vines- fuck you, your parents, and your children. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 dear girlfriend of six years, your mental health is in free fall. everything is coming undone and not asking for help is only going to accelerate it. what you're doing isn't working, and lashing out jeopardizes your future and ours. on most days i'm a caretaker. if we're gonna make it to the holidays a lot will have to get better, and fast. love but life is too short, EDD 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 Dear edd, I've been there. Good luck, don't get sucked into her free fall and get your life dragged down, too F 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Dear people who don’t flush after using a public toilet, Why? singed, person who also wonders why public restrooms aren’t auto flush. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 Dear FR - You getting too thick in the midsection son, get your game tight. Yours Truly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 Dear sandblasting equipment manufacturers of America, Why the fuck is all this shit so expensive? Please believe, Sr. Yuck 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 3 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Dear sandblasting equipment manufacturers of America, Why the fuck is all this shit so expensive? Please believe, Sr. Yuck Not sure what you're budget is but check out Rayzist. The air curtain is pretty brilliant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 4 hours ago, ndv said: Not sure what you're budget is but check out Rayzist. The air curtain is pretty brilliant. Dear Ndv, Might I suggest forming your recommendation in a “Dear ________, formation?” Sincerely, SM 🙂 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 dear arabian Prince why did you have to male "panic zone" so catchy? i see the word panic and it's in my head for rest of day. dear people with the "dont panic it's organic" sign the arabian prince owes you mental royalties dear oontz It's called the Panic Zone (The Panic Zone) that's right, the Panic Zone Some people call it torture, but it's where we call home (We are the renegades of this territory, and you're the prey) I'm the Arabian Prince (and we're N.W.A.) Don't interfere with the sound you hear 'Cause it's a dangerous groove I'm in control of your mind and soul Don't be afraid, just bust the moves So out your home, you're on your own In the land of the unknown It's the darkside, the dirty-side It's called the Panic Zone Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong The underworld is taking control We're not only in the dimension of sight and sound but of mind There's a sign posted up in here, and it reads: "The Panic Zone" Now the party is at it's peek So we suggest you move your feet N.W.A. create the groove, and Dr. Dre creates the beat So if you got the juice, and you're feeling loose Let the music take your mind The Prince is here, don't interfere Our world is one of a kind This place is called the west West Coast of the USA The Panic Zone's homebase In a place we call L.A. So ladies, all the ladies, if you're all alone Just call Arabian Prince, in the Panic Zone (Panic Zone) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 Dear Noes, What have you done? After seven years you went back to smoking cigs a few months ago purely out of the most stress ever. Started off seldomly while drinking beers now here you are. Back damn near full time smoker with no end in sight. Disappointed in myself but hopeful it will pass. Probably not though. - Noes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 Dear Noes, you are the one that can change, the likelihood of it passing without action is quite low indeed. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 Dear little baby girl daughter, How in the shit sam hell are you 8 now?! - Dad noes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 Dear @nicklesndimes, @mr.yuckand i we’re gonna check in with you earlier but here we are. And here you are so it seems like you didn’t get hit too too hard ? get that bench us 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Dear anyone who reads this, I have been sorting through some digital storage, and considering either- A-making multiple little threads or B-a continuous thread -of little travels and such. which is more preferred? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Dear @SMdoubleXL, I think a continuous thread with brief commentary about the different trips would work best. Regards, LUGR 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Dear @SMdoubleXL continuous Truly, Sr. Yuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 continuous thread @SMdoubleXL essemdubs' thread for all size adventures.. dear Covid, f I have you can you just start showing up properly schnitzel wants a day on the couch. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Schnitzel said: continuous thread @SMdoubleXL essemdubs' thread for all size adventures.. dear Covid, f I have you can you just start showing up properly schnitzel wants a day on the couch. Dear schnitzel, Although it’s not covid I’ve been laid up myself. Missing work is not wtf I wanted to do today at all. But I took a hella long couch day regardless. Whole fam has been sick with stomach shit at different times over the last week and I guess I was last. Even though I didn’t puke my shit has been so twisted up I haven’t moved much. Hopefully good to go back to the brush tmrw morning. Fuck being sick. - Noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 dear NOES hope you feel better soon schnitzel (still not got covid ) oner 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Dear Schnitz, Thanks man! - Noes Dear Rain, Why you gotta do me like this, huh?? - Noesy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Dear @MOOGLE? I don't like to brag, but... I got that shit for the low, Yuck 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 Dear Prius drivers, go fuck yourselves.. -AA 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Dear @fat ralphy, I went PC and saw your signature, I believe I found a small video clip of POZ from the early days from Tiny Chat. If it's her, let me know. OG Hardrive, T4M* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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