Fist 666

Video killed the radio

Milton's about to circumsize America.

You're presenting a critique of capitalism and the free market, and you're right.

You've heard of Obama-phones, but what about FEMA three-ways?! I'm so tired it took like eight read through for this to make sense to me.

@diggity I work in Asheville, my address is in Swannanoa, we've had news choppers over us almost hourly so you've probably seen my road, my house, or even me by now. It's fucked in town. I've heard they've been pulling bodies out of trees... confirmed death toll seems manipulated based on the destruction that took place, I guess time will tell. Pics are coming, don't worry Mauler.

Shits real bad. I'll start a photo thread eventually. My road is washed out in multiple places and the bridge to my road is gone. I've got hundreds of trees down on my 13 acres, over 40 (not counting trees less than 6" diameters) down on my driveway. No power for the foreseeable future. No plan but to clear my driveway until I'm out of bar oil and fuel. Anybody else get poked in the pooper by this shit?

Nope. One was a 55 year old dominatrix (way less fun than expected) and the other is a 35 year old nurse.

Is it fastest or slowest?

Not counting my wife, two of the last four women I've bed have had full bush.

Dick UNlike Kong Kong

Thong th-thong thong thong.

Get with the thyme (At some point the two-chains thread people got lost in this thread, it's been rhyming ever since...)

Boom! Headshot Bill Tell.

Like booty to sell

Do ask, do tell.

Touched by an Unc-le

Cold water, peepee shrunk

P. Diddly

Venn diagram Lean: Crunk

Doesn't rhyme with plaid

Rope tug on belay

Got mine in today. So fucking good. History in the making with these.

Gay away the pray

Anticapitalists getting fucking paid!