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Dear oontzers,

                  I miss the old 12oz. The days where it was active as fuck. Now i feel like I’m just blowing up threads. Where’s all the documenters at? Need peeps to blow up their local threads. Not only for the sake of  not making me seem like I’m over killing but for the simple fact that I’m located in the middle of the ocean and truly tryna see what’s poppin else where. 

 

-M.hawaii

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2 hours ago, micahhawaii said:

Dear oontzers,

                  I miss the old 12oz. The days where it was active as fuck. Now i feel like I’m just blowing up threads. Where’s all the documenters at? Need peeps to blow up their local threads. Not only for the sake of  not making me seem like I’m over killing but for the simple fact that I’m located in the middle of the ocean and truly tryna see what’s poppin else where. 

 

-M.hawaii

It’ll happen. This week alone was a huge step forward and managed to break traffic records back to back each day. But yeah, shit was fucked for a long time and social media also ravaged things. Now people are waking up and we’re working to put the pieces back together. But really the responsibility of making this place awesome is on each of us. It’s already happening... Please help spread the word. 

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14 hours ago, screaming hand logo said:

Dear me,

its crazy how me has grown and matured reading comments from 5-10 years ago is completely wild. “Oh I wrote that. Wow”

Dude, truth. I am really thankful that the acounts I operated prior to 2007 are not linked to this one. What a fucking moron. Growing up in the age of the internet is terrible for the so many things that need to be forgotten/forgiven/etc.

 

-F

 

 

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Dear year 29,

            I am proactively ready to enjoy my last year of my twenties. We got a pregame trip to the island of Moloka’i where we will be hunting and fishing. Definitely looking forward to doing youthful things during this next year. Sucks Anderson paak got cancelled on my actual b day but I’m just grateful to be able to chill and get messed up with the homies. Hope you ready for me cuz I’m ready for you. 

 

 

Anxiously waiting,

 

              M.Hawaii

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Dear people at the gym,

 

who the fuck are you?...i see some of the regulars, but whats up with all you new people?

hogging the machines and all up on your cell phones...

doing 45 minutes of cardio on MY favorite machine...

using the squat rack for bicep curls...

etc etc etc

 

seriously...where did all of you guys come from?!

oh yeah, it's summer time.

 

cG

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Dear Pornhub,

 

Can we relax with the step fam porn. Like I never had step siblings and friends that I knew that them never tried to fuck em. You just need to chill with every 2nd video being family members who fuck. I'm trying to get to the good stuff but going below 50% everytime I have to scroll past a ton of taboo shit.

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Dear Magnum OPiss, 

 

for real. I also have found it hilarious that it seems to be most prominent during the time of Trump’s presidency. (Queue the joke that all Trump supporters are moronic sister fuckers, derp.) nah for real though, its fucking weird. I just read something that basically blamed Game of Thrones and tv, have fun. 

 

-ASaint

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Dear all, 

 

Hi, hello, how ah yah? When it rains....It does. I wonder if one actually tried doing things by the book would you still get dumped on??? Probably. I’m back chillin for this very reason. Sounds a tad pessimistic but I honestly believe it’s a good thing. Fuck the police, 4 ever✌?✊? 

 

- Sincerely, the riddling Noestradimbus 

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 Dear various freight writers from another city to the east,

 

That line was hectic - nice work. Can't help but wonder if you guys did it same night as the  ones on opposite side of another row.

 

Looks that way so kudos you guys must have done about 15 each that day/night.

 

A little bummed out that you covered one of mine but it was toy as so no beef from me.

 

schnitzel

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Dear people driving on the highway,

 

Stop getting all close to my ride when merging and gasing your car when we are going 5mph. I'm not gonna hit my brakes to let you in to my lane.  Use your fucking turn signal and go the same speed as everyone else. I get it...... Driving in shitty traffic sucks, we all have places we'd rather be. 

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