fat ralphy

@KILZ FILLZ I would say a solid 8 - reason being I have the entry level jawn without the warm water etc But a bidet is the straight truth when it comes to having a clean ass bruh - cuts down hella on TP use too. I don’t think I will ever go without one installed on my main throne for the rest of my life.

washing my ass with a bidet as I type this - feels good man.

30 mins of cardio daily - typing this in the weight room and I am lifting 3-5 times a week. 27 day streak with the daily cardio and feeling like I am getting back into a good level of fitness. Turning 42 in a couple weeks and I am probably in better shape then I was at 32.

Ship of Fools is a good song.

A dope thread would be @DRUNKEN ASSHOLE ONER versus all the conservatives Trumpers -

I don’t think I will ever set foot in Ohio.

Hella bacteria which could infiltrate the glizzy.

@LUGRyour MS Paint add has us in some dangerous territory. I searched up Female Centaur Topless and I am embarrassed by the results. This was the tamest shit…

Hot tub fucking is a big mistake.

@Dark_Knight Zevia are all pretty fire.

My guy probably has a get out of jail free card bookmarking the Stormy Daniels fleshlight advertisement in his copy of Black Cherry.

Different jawns from all over the Country - probably some diet shits too made with Aspartame. @NightmareOnElmStreettrying to have a hot tub glizzy boil

Trump probably keeps bread-n-butter pickles on his nightstand.

@mr.yuck toes so long each one has its own signature.

Only took two flicks yesterday- this sink is crazy, all the shit is on this bar. Soap, Water, Air

@T4M* got that eyebrow burner piece - cuidado!! dope post though.

I think your boy Trump probably gets cucked by BBC and then has Ivanka give him a cooter facial. Seems like he would be into that kind of shit behind closed doors. I think he also wears hot dog buns on his feet - talks in his sleep about “One glizzy to rule them all…”

^^^^this does sound classy as fuck.

Is this the white trash thread?

Up here the paisas would molly-whop a dude trying to edge in on their game. Was at Depot yesterday and there were easily 40 dudes in the lot looking to work.

we used to do hella nitrous - im a moron

@LUGR no fucking way! srsly?

Tenemos mucho trabajo aqui guey! Califas cabron! On the serious - Mexicans be everywhere, NYC kitchens. Probably bottling syrup in Vermont and shit, selling sunscreen in Florida. Dead serious, I have never met a lazy Mexican in my life.

All the best Mexican laborers are in Cali bro - if they make it out to @NightmareOnElmStreet area then they probably hella sus