suca Posted January 19, 2012 Author Share Posted January 19, 2012 decy due to the destruction posted, i bet your dog really is awesome. on a side note, sorry he ate your house. dogloveroner edoggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 dear edoggg, welcome back! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Dear Ashley Broad, Words can not express my hatred for you. Though we have never met, but when I watch your show (Hard core Pawn), I hate the faces you make, the tone of your condescending voice, mannerisms, how disgustingly your double chin looks, and your snide comments. I hope you get gang raped in your poorly wiped shitter and bleed slowly to death or at least a shotgun from your pawn shop shoved in your twat and pull the trigger. Sir Malin Monster Esq. PS- Your reproduction organs should have been taken from your fat ass at birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 dear Malin, Ashley > Seth sorry bro, but i think even though she's annoying, shes a sexy plumper. her brother is annoying though. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Dear Edoggg, Firstly, glad you're not dead and all that. Welcome home. Nope. Never in person buuuuut I may be just basing all this off rumors and tinychat talks.... Yea years back like when premium membership was just announced.... Fuck dressing girly tho. - ATWW ___________________________________ Dear Twitter, You're always more fun to be around than facebook. Fb isn't as loving or understanding as you. Let's keep this between ourselves. -ATWW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 dear upstairs neighbor, please stop bringing your ungodly hot female friends over for me to meet. i am old ,jaded, and i really dont think you believe me when i say in proper english that i am gutter as fuck and do not bend over backwards for a pretty face. i understand you are 22 and sears model hot. i also get the fact the i am the first black person you have ever gotten to know...but fact is i just outwardly skin tone wise look black...how the fuck do you ignore the fact that my hair is straight? i gave up trying to explain my ethnicity years ago. i dont want to have sex with you for the simple fact that you see us fucking as a taboo to be broken. please stop standing in the back stairwell naked at random ass hours during the week...i dont care if you are rubbing one off. im allergic to cockteases. sincerely elis . p.s. kid & riot, and flacco , we didnt know eachother well growing up but i just want to say i hope yall are doing good in life and im proud to have been part of the legend you 3 created in the 909 inland empire. tagbangers creepin up/ stock caps gun claps/ i aint runnin till i cut this line/ heavy traffic productions so fuck a thowup - argue .de Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 dear edoggg you are right he is completely awesome in a house wrecking kinda way but he has a nice big crate now that he is loving so not destroyed anything for a couple of days!! decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Dear dears, I went for a psychic reading tonight, I don't believe in all that bunkum but my step mum does so I went for the laughs. I went in all poker face because of the whole cold reading stuff and came out of it pretty weirded out. The stuff she said was mentalz. I can't say it made me a believer but it made for an interesting evening. - grd Dear Decy, Alfie and Ruby love their crates so much, I'm glad he's getting on with it!! - grd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Dear Dear thread contributors, Could someone please explain to me what is up with all the guest in every thread? Right now there is 31 guests and 3 members in here. The other day there was 53 guests in Your day in pies? Tis a lil' strange. There is stranger things in the world but I am just curious if there is any logical explanation to this before I go on and assume they are all zombies. Sincerly outta the loop and possibly creating my own loops, B.Fish Dear Alaskan Klee Kai's, I love you and one day I will own one of your kind. His name will be chief and I'll say things like 'Now settle down there chief, no need to get your feathers all ruffled up.' You are everything I could ever hope and dream for. With lotsa love-B.Fish Dear KFC, We dance tonight. You will bring me misery later but it will be worth it. Looking forward to your greasy deliciousness-B.fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 dear b.fish, its a bug in the system, it will eventually get fixed we hope. has to do with the upgrades and transitions in the forum and front page. f Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 dear bfish i sometimes think all the guests are spambots it's been like that for quite awhile, not just since some of these 'upgrades' now, the 'upgrade' has made the list of active users on the index page ridiculously fucking long, and totally inaccurate. buggy as dung. !@#$% dear dears how long? dunno !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Dear Fist and symbols, That makes a whole lot more sense. I dont think it is bothering my computer none...I was just curious because I never seen that type of shenannygins before. Tanks for the splanation! -B.fish Dear FREAKINGWEEKEND R.KELLY CRUISE (!!!!!!), Zomg. ZOMG. Do you know what kinda amazing possible LOL times are gonna be had? All I keep picturing is R.Kelly in a captain's hat using one of those fake steering wheels that children use on a playground, singing to the all the lady passengers: "Laddddddiiiieeeees. I SAID LAYDEEEZ. I knooow that YOOO-U-OOOH can heeeear me! Put down that mother.fuck-in'-friiiiied chiiiicken and heeeear me. (PAUSE) I AM DRIIIVIN' THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' BOAT RIGHT NOW. I said LAAAAAYDEEEEZ. I am drivin' this boat and.we.aint.bout.to.hit.no.motherfuckin' ICCCCCEBURG. Cuz this aint no TITATNIC. Nooooooo. This is the mother.fuckin'.R.KELLY CRRRRUIIISE SHIIIIP." Then I picture R.kelly periodically coming in through the speaker sing song talking all the upcoming activities and it gets everyone stoked on workin' up a sweat at the "Stepping Class". I feel like this cruise is about to be the LULZ generations woodstock and I really want to go. However I am a lil afraid for my life if I attend. Because R.Kelly is a nut. He is probably one of thee craziest persons alive right now. And I do love him for that. I just have some fears about mixing crazy rich person who likes to party through the freakin' weekend and a boat together. So. Maybe I will just think about it some more. That might be enough for me. Thinking about all the things that could happen is pretty great. "I SAID LAYYYYDEEEEZ. We bout to woooork offf that pound of delicious fried shrimp you just ate. We bout to let all the faaat just rrrRRRrrrOOOoooLLL right off us. We bout tah BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE." Forever yours-B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 dear banana i wish i'd saved the forum's creations from the R Kelly sextape they involved domokuns i will offer this up instead !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Dear symbols, I enjoy dat! Sincerely-Bfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Dear tomorrow What are your plans for me? CIL Dear 12oz Plan on starting a "workshop" thread in untitled tomorrow, once my shop is cleaned up. CIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Dear work situation, you are about to change. Please change quickly and smoothly. I'm tired of being umad all the time. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Dear mods Please put a end to the lame crew threads Thank you AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 dear bank. why can't you let me include my closing cost in the price of the house anymore? thats about $10k i dont want to drop at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Dear You, Your wedding was the epitome of boring, suburban cliché… Which makes you a hypocritical, mindless drone. I honestly don’t know how we were friends for so long. You spent your twenties trash talking our old friends who married and settled down in the suburbs. I was obviously too drunk and or high most of the time to realise how much of a dick you are. I used to think it was a shame we kinda stopped hanging out when you hooked up with your now wife… bit of blessing really. I always found a strange kind of pleasure in the fact she never liked me. Anyway, enjoy doing all the stuff you hate so much for the rest of your life. Sincerely, Me. Dear 12oz, Sorry about the bitchy vent... but my goodness it felt good to get that out! Like... you relieved my emotional constipation… Thanks. Always, B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Dear 6 hour time change, Oh, you know. Just up and oontzing wide awake at 4:15 in the morning/10:15 in the evening. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 dear life, umad? -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Dear GHOST(metal band awesomeness), you may or may not have changed my life. that is all. -noesfromnottingham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 dearest sushi folks, please accept me into your community, as i could greatly benefit from working for you, and I think (given some time) you could also benefit from me equally. Granted I have some unrefined skill, but I think if I was to work for an established, trained chef, I could step my game up very much, very fast. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Dear, Dear___________, Thread. hi all! I miss this place and evryone here. what the fawk is going on??!!!?!? 12oz only lets me sign in about once in 30 attempts (as if i intended to ever sign off) I cant even upgrade to get my green name back and my PM box is way beyond full. dont forget me...i havent forgotten you. i hope 2012 started fantasmically for ya. SM doublebubble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 dear sarah, hope this suffices. me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 dear smdubbdubb... ask a mod or something to help you oot. they're all stand up gentlemen, even the female ones... dear grd... i'll make an attempt to see you and other oontzers this year... my old man seems to have taken the grief i gave him aboot the pay rise... dear dad's mate... please get me a job at your big open cast mine in Melbourne... i would love to drive one of those great big tonka trucks aboot all day pickin' up rocks. then chill in a dry city at night... it's borin' as fuck oot here... dear oontz... pub or nae pub the night? Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Dear 12oz and ch0 when I am drinking, I expect you to fully be here. I disappointted. CIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Dear self, mind and stomach, Quit staying troubled. That stage will take care of itself. You got this. Just bomb, look like a dumbass asshole and walk away. - ATWW PS You're a stupid asshole enjoy the weekend and get yourself very, very drunk faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Dear girl, You owe me a big fucking apology. Here's hoping when we talk tonight you do a satisfactory job, I don't want to have to completely cut you out of my life. angryasfuckbutalsokindanervousoner/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 dear upstair neighbor girls hot friend amber, Hello elis my dear. Could you have miss sparks contact me if you see her. Wednesday at 2:37pm near Elkhart Lake · Like · Remove · Wall-to- Wall elis Sure.. but last I say her szhe said she was thinking about joining a biker gang or something.. I told her don't do it cause they don't have a healthcare plan Wednesday at 2:57pm · Like · Remove Amber She wants to join so she has an excuse to wear leather assless chaps.. it's always kind of been a dream of hers... Wednesday at 3:00pm · Like · 1 · Remove elis I. Knew it Wednesday at 3:07pm · Like · Remove Amber Anderson Don't tell her I told you...she might send her new biker gang after me Wednesday at 3:12pm · Like · Remove Miller woah woah..we all know my ass- less leather chaps are my thing. Wednesday at 5:55pm · Like · Remove Amber Sharing is caring Matt ... don't be greedy... Wednesday at 5:59pm · Like · Remove Miller hmmm I see an ass-less chaps dance off competition coming. There can only be one. Wednesday at 6:07pm · Like · Remove elis ew.. Wednesday at 7:26pm · Like · Remove i dont even...please stop being cockteases. sincerely elis"crabby semi-agoraphobic dreading this weekend" sies the 5th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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