Rolf Harris Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 dear eviltrailer77... i will keep that in mind as i have a face like a cheese grater... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Dear Rolf I agree with eviltrailer, marriage and kids works with the single ladies lol Dear Self Stop drinking, it isn't good for you and you are far too addictive to get away with it 3 litres of whiskey in 4 days aint a good look for you hungover (and still have a bottle of scotch in the cupboard) Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 dear decy... thanks for supporting scottish produce in a major way... it had better no be that irish shite or negs will appear with force... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 dear tobasco cheezits, y u so good in my mouth probly cause u got tobasco on u -mewzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Dear rolf It is the Scottish variety Decy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 dear decy... good work son... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 dear Rolf I dunno how but just found another bottle of scotch here lol fuck I drunkenly horded a bottle, im gonna drink that shit tonight and lay off the booze for a bit, then again it is good practise for seeing my brother at Christmas and obviously I am prepared to single handedly support the scottish economy. Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 dear !@#$%, i don't butcher anymore. before i joined the military i'd worked for 10 years in kitchens, went to culinary school, did everything i could to push myself in food. about 6 months before i completed my service i lost most of my sense of smell in a botched surgery. my place in a kitchen is gone... i'm going down a new career path now, not a dream job, but it pays and is good for while my wife finishes her masters. fist dear vancouver bc, see you tonight. fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 dear fist thanks for sharing, that's an interesting course of events i hope it all works out well in the end enjoy vancouver, one of my favorite cities !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 dear turtle, just wanted to let you know how awesome you are . sincerely elolis 5|x p.s im getting you a giant tank for christmas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 dear moogle, is that juggernaut? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 dear misery, you are welcome. You have my company. -red. Dear blood pressure, please go down, i'm tired of having a ringing sound in my ears. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 high blood pressure causes that? man, i need to get to a doctor. dear hangover, get fucked and go away. sincerly, public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 dear redeye and P.E #3... it can cause tinitus... but it's more likely to be from over use of headphones or listening to music too loud... dear mike and jim... some cunt get back to ays iye? i'm sittin' aboot the hoose pure bored oot meh nut... Rolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Dear today, you've been truly awful, so awful I want to cry but instead I'm going to get really fucking drunk and smoke until my chest hurts. Thank fuck it's Friday. *sigh* -me Dear dears, I hope you all had an awesome thanksgiving and ate lots of nice things. Have a good weekend! -grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Dear oontz, Hope everyone is doing well. Cheers, $eyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 dear moogle, is that juggernaut? cG dear cali, yes it is. around my house its a bit of tradition to put random marvel characters in strange settings and take pictures. kinda like a beat this picture themed ongoing contest with house guests . for some reason magneto has been popular as of late. sincerely elis das kid. p.s i find it strange how so many people abhor walls of text no matter what they may be about, and yet will slowly wade through junk pictures and old memes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Dear IOU, Drugs and alcohol are not part of a balanced diet. Love, Your Future Self Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Dear Booze you make my night more fun# you make my weed seem stronger and my wife hotter just dont fucking kill me tomorrow love ya cunt face decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 dear decy... amen,,, rikf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 dear 5-ingredient microwave cakes you are awesome !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 dear symbols, yer a mod. the fuck is wrong with this board? anyone else other then me experiencing a super SLOW 12 ounce........? i know it's not my intranet cause every other thing i check is just as fast as ever. oontz has been all fucking weird for a couple days now though.... -Confusered Noeserism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Dear NOES, yup same here. -grd Dear Miss Symbols, what are these microwave cakes you speak of? - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 dear grd i'd have posted pics AND recipes but for that stoopit forum issue they are SO good and SO easy if you can eat eggs mix 1 egg, 1/4 cup powdered sugar, 2 generous tblsp cocoa, mix well, pour into 2 ramekins or one mug, microwave ~60 seconds, DEVOUR dear NOES related to the upgrade, i'm sure seems to be ok for the moment enjoy it while it lasts ha :( cheers !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Dear car, FUCKKKK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you break down on me yesterday.....and now it's gonna cost 2500$ to fix you fucking piece of crapppp!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU iMad!!!!!!!!!! -Doodle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 dear doodle... i've got my car's m.o.t comin' up... i'm fuckin' dreading it... then the road tax. i'm planning on having it for another 6 months at the most... i only use it for driving to see my lass and driving to the shops for beer every night... is the $2500 bill worth paying? dear moogle... lego super heros are cool as fuck rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Dear ROLF, It's the only car we have, so it's either pay this or buy a new car, and don't have the type of $$ to buy a new one at the moment. Not interested in buying a used car for 2000$ that will break down in a month -.- just gotta roll along with it i guess. also Dear weather, thank you for being awesome even in december....when i tell people i live in canada they think i live in an igloo all year round, it's +10 now and sunny! fuck yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 dear symbols, thnx doll. -noesryhoesry dear grd, sup gurl? -noesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 dear bff i tried, i really did now i'm done trying luv ya but i'm on the bottom line !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Dear Miss Symbols, I definitely will be trying that out!! Does it go gooey inside? Man I'd kill for some cake right about now. - fatkidatheart Dear NOES, HOLLA! - grdinnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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