CALIgula Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Dear smxxL, Im glad you're back on here so we can chat via the oontz too lol...i still regret not hanging out with you when i was in Vegas for those couple of days but you had work and i was with gf at the time and we were trying to squeeze everything in a short amount of time.. maybe one day we'll meet and grab lunch! So um, are you gonna pm me your number for this seed or what? LoL cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Dear oontz, You haven't changed a bit. I wanna sing some those were the days but archie bunker was a fuckin asshole. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Dear NOES, Chalk it up as a loss but also think of it as a $300 lesson for next time... that's the way i like to look at things... expensive ass lessons for next time.. sort of like the movie a bronx tale where the guy owed C $20 but would run from him everytime..Sonny was like you got off cheap...i liked that scene. cG Dear pissdrunk, Agreed! The oontz hasn't changed!! I grew up watching all in the family reruns, and I'll sing that song with you any day bro. cG 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Dear oontz, anyone out in the St. Louis Area? Your boy just moved out this way. micahmissouri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Dear white people of Sarasota Fl., Why do you stare so hard at POC? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 DEAR WHITE PEOPLE, WHAT THE FUCK? -THE REST OF US. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) Dear @DETO Fuck racists, full stop. Fuck the economic division being perpetuated by racism. This presidency has let some full-on retards show all their cards. Fuck those people. Go vote, give love to those who need it and give fists to those assholes who deserve it. Fuck this shit, fight back. - The white, spanish speaking Father of a Daughter to my beautiful Latina Wife. Dear all 12oz, You radicals, you old people, you undecided. Please go vote for whomever you feel but really go do it. I grew up on this website and now were all old people in different places but don't forget being in the trenches. The difference is that you're not mucking through slime for a throw up. People are being held in concentration camps, families are being destroyed. Go use your power, please. Edited August 9, 2019 by pissdrunkwhat?! 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) Dear collarbone, Cut the shit. It wasn’t my fault you broke you weak ass bitch. Stop throwing a temper tantrum in my chest, because it hurts like a mother fucker you’re really starting to piss me off. Best regards, -ASaint Edited August 9, 2019 by abrasivesaint 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 To whom it may concern, Here's a shit story from the past. so i just started dating this girl, 3 months into it she takes me to her moms house but like on the ride over i got the bg's something fierce. so we get in im trying to be all cordial and waiting a second so its not like i just walked in shook hand and spilled some volcano ass. her mom starts talking up a storm. im fucking sweating bullets. cold sweats. her mom finally shuts up and i bee line to the basement bathroom where im sure no ones around. i get in and i lock the door. but its coming..... i whip down my pants and before i make it to the toilet i shit all over her floor 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Dear 12oz, Remember this. You too, could end up in a heavy ass box as dust atop a refrigerator ??♂️. - sincerely, Noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Dear ya'll, I'm going to try and make it habit to pop in more often. Whats going on ? What's new? Life is funny. Sincerely, M.S. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 (edited) Dear Cali, I came across my old photo bucket account and found this. Thought it would make your day. ? "Cali faps to fatties" Edited August 17, 2019 by ms.seyer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Dear Seyer and other old TC people, Good to see you. Morton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 (edited) DEAR GIRL AT STARBUCKS, YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE CAT FOOD... #COFFEESHOPPEOPLEWATCHING Edited August 19, 2019 by DETO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Dear ads, I went to go visit my friend and came across them watching the new season of Power. My sidechick was asking what I was up to and txted her that I was stuck watching the first episode. When I got home, How is it that Youtube or you decided to make an ad for Power appear on my home feed? Is that what's hot now? Idk mang, pretty sketchy. Never seen the show or searched it in any of my history. Do I have to cover up my mic too like I did with my cameras? Or stop telling people my business? Sincerely, the one that hates you the most, T4M* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Dear universe, You are absurd. Sincerely, Noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_ONE Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Dear 12oz, You are fucking still golden. IOU Dear Anxiety, You ain't gonna win. Fuck you in your asshole... IOU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Dear 12oz, Lets keep the momentum up! Word 2 gawd g. - Noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Dear freight gods, please let the bench be bountiful today. Working mon-Friday has really put a damper on my bench life. Throw your boy a bone today. I’d appreciate it. M.Hawaii 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Dear @micahhawaii did it pay off? I feel your pain! benching for me is turning up set times and p[raying train isn't too late..... hoping you got some gold schnitzel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Dear everything, Could you please stop sucking. I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks. - Noesy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Dear chi town, please be good to me. Bless me with nothing but good times and even better footage. yours truly micah the worry bug hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Dear Israel, Thanks for the inspiration for the kebabby wrap thing I ate today it was fucking delicious. Not sure about some other bits to do with Israel and it's policies on Palenstinians but the kebabby wrap thing was on point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 (edited) Dear self, Stop comfort eating. It’s winter now. You don’t have steady work. Do not get fat. Maybe typing this out will Force you in to the gym or the skate shop for a new set up. Psychical activities are needed. - Noesrism Edited November 14, 2019 by NightmareOnElmStreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Dear oontz, Winters friendly or unwelcomed embrace has arrived. While we seek refuge, be it in the mid 40s or not. Let us not forget to shaketh thy cans indoors and shake the door on old friends because sometimes they're sticky. Love you all, protect ya neck. Pizz. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimer Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Dear northern hemisphere, Suck it. Winters finally gone and the good weather gravy train is rolling into town 37 real degrees outside today (98°F) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Dear Sleep, Just can't win. Come the fuck on. Fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 dear schnitzel. you fucking goof... check the dates if you book something you can't change/refund way to throw 300.00 away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Dear Schnitz, That sucks. - Noes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Dear grdinnit, Why you tryna play us, sOn? Plz come back. - Noes and most of Ch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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