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...armpit farts."
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IRIE ITATIONS by JAHBEN RUBE Take time out for yourself Meditation is longevity to the meditator Spiritual Awareness and Consciouness of SPIRIT Go within yourself and look and feel your SPIRIT In your heart of hearts,where only Jah see. _______________And know____________________ That you are Love.That God is LOVE.Deep within you, underneath all the layers with which you protect youself is the "I AM that I AM". Look now... The Immortal Spirit with which you have been born.. ______________God's Child______ It is in your Divine Nature.Embrace your Everlasting Connection to the Immortal.And bask in His Blessedness. You are Love,You are a …
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ight im bored...... and well i want some ass right now! dammit! dammit dammit..........
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just got a copy of this today....this shit is ill to the fullest, its like a complete dis to mainstream just by the way the beats sound. this is by far one of my favorite kool kieth albums after dr. dooom. i recommend everyone to buy a copy of it immediately or steal it, or download it from the net...just get it...ill post some interesting lyrics later...
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im gonna hook up the huge pants, candy bracelets, ex, glow sticks and bust on over to the rave this weekend...anything i forgot??
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YOU SEE I HAVE THIS LITTLE BIT OF A CORK..I LIKE BEING DRUNK A LOT OR MOST OF THE TIME,BUT I DRINK TO THE POINT OF NO RETERN!!I TOSS THEM DOWN MY GULET AND ONCE I PASS 12oz x 5 is when the serch begins.THE SERCH FOR MORE,THE SERCH TO NO WEAR,THE SERCH TO BLACKNESS.I GO ON LIKE THIS FOR DAYS.THEN I WAKE UP IN A STRANG PLACE NOT KNOWING WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON..FEELING REAL ILL WITH MY ONLY FREIND THE DTs..THEN I CANT SLEEP OR EAT ...FUCK IT I NEED A BEER...I AM A DORK.....Y ME [This message has been edited by freighthunter (edited 06-17-2001).]
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Cairo from the Illrahlos down with Organized Konfusion. holla. MERODOGS MLB MOBB TMF HARSTARS
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i just got out of boarding school for the summer. and i am in serious need for some ASS. i'm goin out tonite, maybe i'll find some sucker to romp with tonite. wish me luck!
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when and where folks... a brother needs to be there.
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damn i remember when i was in middle school everyone was pot heads and we were getting high at lunch outside the cafateria and the security guard at the school told us to throw the j on the ground we did and he picked it up and put it in his little poket on his uniform... i wonder what he did with it?
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you need to get an emulator. heres the link to the nes emulator. http://www.emusanet.com/view1.php?page=emu.../pages/nintendo i suggest that you get dreamnes or nesticle. download that shit then go here and download all the games you want. http://www.vimm.net/test1/NES/ nothing to remind you of bein a kid like playing a game of superdodge ball! if you need any help ask. ------------------ excuse me while i light my spliff, oh god i've got to take a lift, from reality i just cant drift, thats why i'm stayin' with this riff. take it easy.
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I posted this in another thread as a response, but then I realized it was a valuable piece of information that I've picked up and I thought I'd pass it down to my 12oz niggaz. Thank me when your spreading pussy later. Raver bitches high on E suck dick for a hit. It's not a game son, I been pushing E a little and goddamn you can get a bitch to give head real quick for half a bump of E. Go out to Jersey, or some other state full of corny bitches. Get your mans and them, bring a couple hits of E. (Before anything, make sure you got an empty crib at your disposal) Have 2 of your boys outside with some E, then go corral the bitches who are all X'd out, tell em your mans g…
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What do you guys think of spongers? personally out of all the bodyboarders i met...most of em were dicks. The surfers were way cooler and they hated spongers. I surfed for 3 days, and bodyboarded for 4. so wha wha. All i know is i ripped it up on some left hand barrels no joke. there were some killers sets on saturday and thursday. i was feelin the sauce. and im saddened to be landlocked. but i think bodyboarding is cool as hell and im definitely stoked on it...but most spongers are gay.
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i just learned today its illegal to write on peoples property with spray paint so i thought of this....instead of wring on other peoples property and showing off our skill at writing to other writers, lets work with them community and take up the act of buffing. we can become buffers and see who can buff the best. have buff wars to see who can get the cleanest wall and such. just buff the fuck out of that wall and take a picture. i can see it now....we would be helping the community, we would have help from the law and we would make friends with shop owners. that would be fun. buffing is fun. im gonna go buff right now, ill take some pictures and post them later. who want…
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This poem is writtin by a women i had in one of my courses last semester. usally when i look back on a semester i think about what i learned and was the semester just a big waste of time. most of the time it is just a big waste of time, but this semester it was worth going. Not only did i read this great poem this semester, but i made a new friend too. this is the best poem that i have ever read and no matter how many times i do it never gets old. so here it is cuz i think it should be shared with everyone.... "SOMEONE" by Wendy A picture paints a thousand words, but no picture can paint my pain... For there's someone ins…
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i went this morning to meet with my newest probation officer. his office is at the local high school. when i got there, i had to go to the back of the school where all the police surveillance camera's were. i was sittin back, talkin to him and i start to look around. what do i see? this huge ass bong. oh my shit the thing was huge. the bowl had to be the size of a shotglass or bigger. i casually asked him what it was. he looked at me, shook his head, and said..."well you should know, we confiscated it out of your best friend's car" i remember that thing. damn could it fuck you up. ahhhh the memories and the bong hits.
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eminem the magizine!?!?!?!
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i was at the store and saw and eminem magizine with no one else, but him in it...it was soooo dope...anyone else seen this??
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can not fucking sing....i dont know if any of yall saw SNL last night but eve was on there preforming her latest club banga which i was enjoying up until gwen came in to sing the hook......god damn, ive heard drunk bar sluts sing better than that.....the fucking back up singer out shined her.....god bless the studio...... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
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DEATHRACE #2 1 2
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if you don't know what this is just hit the back button on your browser. it doesn't apply to you. what's the deal fellas? let's get another one popping with all this nice weather. i'm all game.
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i'm watching SNL right now, dude is facking hilare will ferrell is a funny motherfacker too
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...um, ok well a few people liked it so, ill post the poetic insite of mr. brezsny again...if you want a link (and this works) its: http://www.freewillastrology.com/ ...seemed like a good way to start a fri...have a good wknd....peace...rOe ARIES (March 21-April 19) Experimental musician Harry Partch made his own instruments from objects like artillery shell casings, eucalyptus branches, and bottles of sherry. Artist Jason Macier concocts portraits with beans, noodles, and yarn. Both resemble my friends Cybil and Juliana, who've cobbled together a family of ten people with no blood relation to each other: a transsexual Cuban and two other adults with wh…
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hmmmm.....if i work like a dog this summer, here's some gear i'm plannin to get...... -b.c. rich em1 in gold burst -hopefully a marshal 100+ watt combo amp -lastly a zoom 505 2 effects pedal and if i ever become rich and get lots and lots of money...... -a santana edition Prs with the eagle inlays -a ace frehley edtion gibson les paul -two marshall cabinets and a dope marshall head -hmmmm.....another prs on the side - oo!oo!! any type of Esp guitar with a floyd rose whammy bar and those EMg's active pickups any guitar heads out here???
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anyone else think that will ferall is the long lost twin of
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the drummer to red hot chili peppers?
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Yo I forgot about this song. It's fuckin hot, download status. MERODOGS MLB PREZ HAR TMF.
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some very good shit. What do you think?
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me and you are gonna be in the same spot next week...maybe we could trade some flicks or do something. drop me an e-mail
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scratch scratch...uhhhhhhhh
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i am the walrus
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yes.
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Holy geeze! This movie was crazy good. The opening scene was insane...
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boOndock saints
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if youve seen the movie your elite fuck the numbers .. seen that movie a while back and still watch it ..if you havent seen it ..oh well if you have ..shit was a dOpe ass mOvie
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AIR BUD!!
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god damn this movie fucking rules. i just finisherd wathcing it woth my grandma, and we were rolling on the floor laughing it was so cute.
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one night I had my boys 2hek and lucky over..they were crashing at my house..i had this little futon mat thing on the floor...my room is quit small so they were on the bed(not looking gay or anything)and I was on the floor"with my feet inside my closet.. we were about to go to sleep when all of a sudden.... the force of equal strength to mine started pulling my blanket down into my closet floor!!!!it would pull and let go then pull again... my friends were looking at my as i kept saying fuck!shit!...i had my legs wrapped around my blanket and tugged on that thing as if I were to let go I would DIE! my friends started freaking out..saying"WHATS GOING ON?!WHAT TH…
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i hate buying new clothes and then i go out bombing and i get paint on them..i mean why should i even buy clothes anymore..i should just go out naked
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colorado avalanche- stanley cup champions
by Guest professor poopatronic- 6 replies
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booyah mothafucka.
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this guys walking down the road and all of a sudden he sees this ladder leading up to the sky (which is nothing out of the ordinary) so curious as anyone would be, the dude starts climbing the ladder.. he finds himself on top of a cloud...the first cloud from the ground..and on top of it is this ugly fat chick who says "have sex with me or climb the ladder to success" the guy climbed the ladder only to find a slightly thinner and better looking girl who says the same thing "have sex with me or climb the ladder to success" he climbs the ladder and reaches the next cloud a pretty girl is lying there naked and says the same as the others...he decides to climb some mo…
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for those with the underground scene. i know that motion man is in the noggin nodders, but isnt there another mc?? just wondering who that other mc is...any info would be appreciated.
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http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/Seinfeld/kramer03.jpg'> Name: Kosmo Kramer Alias: Doctor Martin Von Nostrand, and H.E. Pennypacker Jobs: A Series of Schemes Friends: Jerry, George, Elaine, and Newman. Best friend is Newman. Description: Cosmo Kramer is the next door neighbor of Jerry Seinfeld that just somehow wiggled his way into Jerry's life. Cosmo borrows everything from Jerry, and returns nothing. Jerry's refrigerator it seems is Kramer's as well. Kramer's Schemes: Kramer has had many schemes, below are just a few After adopting a highway, Kramer picks trash off it, and keeps the street immaculate. He later paints …
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beardos saturday night with the radio blasting contest
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first 5 to email me get anywhere between 90 and 110 minutes of phish delivered to your home, on me. let the hippie shit talking begin.
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burp
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