other than Spotted this would be my first:
hahahahahahaha Frate Raper that is the best story I have heard in a long time.
It was to this story:
TRUE STORY! My best freinds girlfriends boss told us this one night drunk.
He met this hottie in a bar he knew she was gunna be a slut in the sack and he wants his brown belt bad!!!!!
So he scoops her up their at her place bonking and shes like "stick it in my ass" you can quote that to kiddies!
so he starts to ram this hoe in the dumper yadda yadda yadda....He wakes up with a HORRIBLE BURNING ALL OVER HIS CACK! doods shitting he's got an std from this hoe.He goes to the clinc and they can't find shit wrong his twig and berrys.Off to the hospital and they can't find shit wrong either....so he tells the doc about the night before and the doctor now wants exrays taken on his cack.He's like why? doc's like i got a feeling.So they exray Mikes wang and what do they find??????????BAM A PEICE OF CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so 2 hours of sergery and Mikes off work for a week.
I'm still in shock he told us this but he was mad wasted!
THIS IS TRUE!
