curious george Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 i went this morning to meet with my newest probation officer. his office is at the local high school. when i got there, i had to go to the back of the school where all the police surveillance camera's were. i was sittin back, talkin to him and i start to look around. what do i see? this huge ass bong. oh my shit the thing was huge. the bowl had to be the size of a shotglass or bigger. i casually asked him what it was. he looked at me, shook his head, and said..."well you should know, we confiscated it out of your best friend's car" i remember that thing. damn could it fuck you up. ahhhh the memories and the bong hits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 i woulda asked if hee wanted to smoke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 thats funny lol was the guy a dick or was he cool? ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 15, 2001 Author Share Posted June 15, 2001 cool as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 fuck a bong! im all about a J you can barely fit your mouth around!! shit you can poke down with your fingers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artistic.intercourse Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 good grief i lub bongs.. :] ------------------ virgin eyes can't handle this artistic intercourse.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobius Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 blunts are nice. But I'm partial to an iced up bong http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> ------------------ "Shit, if I knew it was going to be that kind of party... I would have stuck my dick in the mash potatos" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 one word bullshiter curious george is a nashville metropolitan police officer he was just chillin in the bak with his pig friends and his best friend was officer smith who he rolls around with curious is part of a anti graff squad just thought i would share the wealth seein that this kid is stinky piece odf bacon he arrested me for public drunkness on new years ha a w writer what a joke a pig yes a writer no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 Originally posted by i kill for meow mix: one word bullshiter curious george is a nashville metropolitan police officer he was just chillin in the bak with his pig friends and his best friend was officer smith who he rolls around with curious is part of a anti graff squad just thought i would share the wealth seein that this kid is stinky piece odf bacon he arrested me for public drunkness on new years ha a w writer what a joke a pig yes a writer no PLEASE REPEAT USING PUNCTUATION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 I used to work as a security guard at a private dormitory. One day after the christmas holiday I was coming into work and when I got to the office there was an assortment of bongs, pipes, swords, fireworks and bottles of alcohol. My jaw hit the floor. My supervisor (who was applying to be a cop) told me, "Take what you want cause they want this shit out of the building." Goddamn I miss that job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KARD like WOE Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 woulda nabbed it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 17, 2001 Author Share Posted June 17, 2001 dammit. i am not a pig. no anti-graff squad. damn you're funny rayzer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 19, 2001 Author Share Posted June 19, 2001 i kill for meow mix is also on the anti graff squad. he's the one who tells me what to do. we come on this site so we can see what all you graff heads are doin. so we can catch you in the act, and perform full cavity searches on your rectums with sideways broomsticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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