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willy!wonka

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one night I had my boys 2hek and lucky over..they were crashing at my house..i had this little futon mat thing on the floor...my room is quit small so they were on the bed(not looking gay or anything)and I was on the floor"with my feet inside my closet..

we were about to go to sleep when all of a sudden....

 

the force of equal strength to mine started pulling my blanket down into my closet floor!!!!it would pull and let go then pull again...

my friends were looking at my as i kept saying fuck!shit!...i had my legs wrapped around my blanket and tugged on that thing as if I were to let go I would DIE!

my friends started freaking out..saying"WHATS GOING ON?!WHAT THE FUCK!"

 

This thing was tuanting me..like it was funny..so it let go of my blanket and I got my feet out of the closet and closed the door..

 

there is no physical way my friends could have done it....so I call that huanting story..TUG O WAR......

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perhaps you are posssesed by some foul evil demon of some sort,, you should take some classes to battle the devil's incarnate

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just have ol' Bea Arthur come over and fix things...

 

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we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars--oscar wilde

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I once had this party...my parents went to maui..

I had the "NIKE G'S" over..the finnest girls of hawaii...gansta bitches too..i had the whole dis crew which consisted of 30 heads and some niehborhood thugs...to your average dude...

eveybody was having fun and my little brother was cookin up good fuckin steaks..

this girl names lisa(a chinese girl..with big natural boobies and a face I could kiss for days...the most beutiful girl I'd layed eyes on)she sat down to talk to me...all I heard was blablabla..."I'm sorry.But I cannot understand a word you're saying right now..please let me clear my head and I'll speak with you later,,,OK" I SAID...so I get up and this girl tells me "what are you doing?".."I couldn't understand what she was saying."i said.."she want you to take her up to your ROOM!"she said with a giggle from the other girls like it was a plan...nooooooo!!!

that was the beggining of all my troubles..

all of a SUDDEN!!a ah ao ah!

the tv turns on and volume up..then off..the radio does the same thing...people playing pepito(a complicated poker game you dumb american corn-fed mofo's wouldnt understand)

got spooked...lots of spirits in hawaii so everybody understood what was going on..all the doors in the house started opening and closing...there was a hard and fast bangging at my door...as I approached the door all the girls formed a circle and started crying and whinning...BANG,BANG,BANGBANG,BANG,,,I opened the door..nobody there...people from the outside thought it was someone banging from the inside...

the party was soon over... http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'>

 

I like to call that one http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'>the night I coulda made sweet love to LISA http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'>

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Originally posted by shyster:

just have ol' Bea Arthur come over and fix things...

 

 

hahaha...

 

 

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your ghetto if you pee in the shower...

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wonka stop with these stories ,you're freaking me out...

 

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your ghetto if you pee in the shower...

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Guest platapie

pipito kaimuki park style suckahs!

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one day after I knew of spirits up in my pad..I was sitting at my desk drawing...my boys down stairs were callin me...I told them I'D be a sec. more...I started to get this erie vibe to my left hand side...I looked and saw a transparent gas staring at me.."it was there but you could not see it"kinda like looking at the predetor while his cloaking device was activated..

 

from this spirit I felt pure hatred...I tried to ignore it by going back to my drawing...that seemed to really piss it off..it just boosted its energy and like a punk got all up in my face...i said fine and went down stairs...

 

i call that one..."the day I was punked out by a spirit"

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