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CRAZY TOWN
by Guest professor poopatronic- 8 replies
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god damn this band rules. shit is rugged as fuck. i bet their town is "hella" crazy. word up.
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http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html ------------------ 2 Can Sam
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a WISH
by Guest kOmega- 4 replies
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A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two BLONDE genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the BLONDE genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two persons dre…
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post your CD reviews here
by Guest professor poopatronic- 5 replies
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beck: midnight vultures this album is pretty awesome. it's cool to see a musician use such a broad range of influences. in one part of a song you'll hear a drum beat straight out of an early 80s hip hop record, and two binutes later you're jammin' out on the banjo. maximum blingage a flock of seagulls: listen also very awesome. this is the kind of music you listen to by yourself in the car or in your room where nobody can see you, because if they could they'd definately be laughing at you. when i hear this CD, i just have to sing along, do a little dance and maybe remove a few layers of clothing. more to come soon.
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...sweaty anticipation. •ˆˆº•¨.¨¬… _–=–]…–-º',º_____;_[_. L.]¨¨•ºl··0[]O i|¨.¨l º`. ='.…"•lº¨÷.
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I have held in my hands a special ID card for military personal labelled "THE M.A.R.K."... it has you blood type and who is in your immediate family that you probably put down.it must have your rank and what every other ID has///info.. I have seen the card slider at a military rental shop...on a computer..after talking with my slave to the army friend about what I saw he goes and pulls out his own M.A.R.K. card... I have talked to a guy who dropped the military life because of the M.A.R.K. was offered to him... but if anybody has information or even a picture of what it looks like,please do post it up..even opinions...i told you all i know about it..so thats…
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for all paranoid androids a little reminder...i dunno what the deal is but i know that radiohead tix for 2nd leg go on presale tommorrow, check it out-best to find out now b4 tommorow...it starts at 10am...I KANT WAIT! im taking days off, go to a couple different ones for sure...anyhow there it is, anything to spread the spirit...good luck kiddies and as always sweet amnesiactic dreams...rOe... ps...my repeat button is still stuck on amnesiac go figure.....
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i got so much ice...you can skate on me.
by Guest JSUN- 6 replies
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the subject is just a joke... recently, i received a silver chain necklace as a gift, and i never owned a piece of jewelry before. anyways, i was wondering if sweat damages silver...cuz i was skateboarding today and i was afraid all my sweat would ruin it. i want to keep the necklace in the best condition as possible. if you have any tips or advice, i would appreciate it. thanks.
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ludacris: the return
by Guest professor poopatronic- 2 replies
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so who's bought the CD yet? i'm getting a friend to copy it for me pretty soon but i think i might buy it to support socially conscious artists like luda.
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guess what i just bought?!?!?!?
by Guest mopius- 1 reply
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35 hours of Beavis and Butthead!!! i cant wait to dive into that...
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cats and dogs
by Guest professor poopatronic- 1 reply
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who else is eagerly anticipating the release of this cinematic masterpiece? i saw an ad for it when i went to see moulin rouge (also excellent) the other day, and i was so stoked a came back to the ticket booth and gave the lady a $10 tip.
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jeff corwin experience
by Guest professor poopatronic- 1 reply
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rhis show is so fucking awesome. my favorite episode is the dirty south edition.
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Phat cifer son!!
by Guest bigdork- 10 replies
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All yall mofos, who were up in my criznapp last week, it was hot 2 def, thanks for coming through, come up soon, especially for that legal crap. Peace Autumn Gold what nigga!
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today i attened a the funeral and burial for my good firends dad who died in a plane crash the other day. he was 52. flying those small 4 person planes was something he loved which killed him. my friend is 17 and him and his mom are stonger then me. the service was beautiful. his mother read a letter the father wrote 12 years ago when he was in saudi arabi and it was so sad. they had alot of friends, the line for the viewing last night was 2 hours long and i got their when it started. and their was alot more. anyways it was very beautiful military style burial. i only cried twice which was good. once when i first saw my friend that morning and then at the very end when th…
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what did u guys think about that movie? i dunno if there was a post about it before but i jus got done watchin it "you fuking poeple are assholes, you no why? becouse you are scared to be what u want to be. you need poeple like me to point your fingers at. the bad guys! fuck you! say good night to the bad guy!" ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas
Last reply by curious george, -
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Aight bare with the music, this is some funny ass shit if you can wait for it to load. http://www.94wysp.com/dogs.html
Last reply by charles_bronson, -
just click on it...you wont be sorry. http://nortec.org/tb/misc/signs.htm
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my new tats are in the middle of the healing process and they are itching really fucking bad...I hate this shit..I have been keeping my nice inscented curel lotion on em...anyone got good rememdies for relieving the itch?...for those of you that don't know when you get a new tatoo you can't scratch it while its healing because if you pull the scab off you could remove some of the color and have an ugly tatoo and look like a chump. p.s. I haven't showered today and my armpits smell like onions...25 more posts and I will be elite
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Another inoccent urban bystander was just deleted from life assumed she was a thug, when she was a mother, a wife no justice is offered to sooth her family’s strife with no mother or wife they’ll mourn the rest of their life Shrugged off by police, hostility speaks their tone the unjustice of the pig sends a chill through the bone “can’t these cops see all this messed up our home” left with all but this women indeed one of their own In a rural suburb a bullet flys through the air the ghettos see it on the news,but why should they care “the same just happened to us, no exposure, is it fair” “so many years its happened here, bout time it happene…
Last reply by GxRxAxFxMxAxTxIxC, -
great skate team....mixtape is my all tyme favorite video i think.......have u seen the semi new zoo video heads.......it came out in early 2000.
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I got you beat. There is a lesbo bar accross from a friend of mines apartment. my buddy lives in the "redneck" part of town and we will go over to the bar to watch the really confised drunken rednecks hit on the lesbians. We talk to the dykes about it and make fun of them together. its great.
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alright so who was it? huh? oh well it's good to know i got fans that waste they're time on making fake posts about me, while i'm out getting pussy. now let me set the record straight: i don't like secret, she looked ugly, in the action shot. she's annoying. she's a scenester,and i dunno, she just sucks. maury sosa: you know how i feel about him. little girls: yeah sure 13 year olds are fine with me. i mean there's this one at my school, she's about 6 foot 2, damn she's fine! she looks about 17 at least, secs you know the one! me being ugly: i consider my self ugly, but my hair seems to get the chicks to like me or something lately...nah it's cuz they know im abou…
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salvador dali. what can be said.. if you have seen most of his work (not just the shit in .. rasputins or whatever) then you know what im talking about.. i wish i had half the skill as this guy.. i cant wait to become a fucking art fag. damn.
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this seems like something that woulda been covered, but i didn't see it, and the search isn't working.. so does anyone know any decent image hosting sites? photopoint doesn't allow more than 10 flicks anymore and postmypic sucks
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the HATE TRASH DISASTERS will be performing live on wfmu thursday night at 11pm on 91.1 and 90.1 or http://www.wfmu.org. the radio stations are availible in the new york/new jersey/pennsylvania area. everyone else can listen to the band live on the web. the band features Dino Sex (the legendary naked drummer and backbone of the famous murder junkies!) enjoy and hope you all get killed on your way home! "you die when you die when you die"
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------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower [This message has been edited by PIRone716 (edited 06-12-2001).]
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odd website visitors
by Guest fr8lover- 2 replies
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i recommend getting one of those website tracking pages to see the actual domains and referrers to your page. i always keep the oddest ones that come, anyone else have any weird visitors to your site? BU-WCS2-SAND.NIPR.MIL nhlfw1.nhl.com css-gw.ncsc.navy.mil na1.levi.com proxyout2.maricopa.gov
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hows the weather?
by Guest Ginger Bread Man- 16 replies
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whats good people...well im out in mexico vacationing/painting...hope your weather is as swell as mine is...lovely 85 degrees with sunshine galour...ahhh what more can i ask for? o yeah someone send me more paint im running low...anywho i will see you kiddies later....no comment
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Why can i no longer log in?? i had to sign up again, u fucks. is it cuz i mad fun of some people... look i'll set the record straight.... i am a kiddie diddler, i like little girls..i cant help it. me and my friends are always down at the childrens aid society at our reservation trying to kidnapp the kids.... as for the secret thing.. the truth is that a year ago i wanted her sooo bad, but she kept slapping my native ass down and calling me an ugly fuck.. which is true, i am ugly thats why i need to go after little girls... well i'm just jealous of her and mad cuz i cant get any off her, thats why i waste my shit life making movies about her. as for mero.. what c…
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who doesnt love it?
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http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/ i highly sugges the ladies check it out.
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Based on scientific data...
by Guest imported_Tesseract- 10 replies
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http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1682931&a=12912257&p=50182378'>
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i feel like shit today. My girlfriend and i just broke up. And i thought i wanted it to happen because i never got to see her anyway, and we would maybe spend time with each other once a month tops. But now that she's gone i feel worse than i did before...man this sucks. Sorry for bitching, i just had to get it out.
Last reply by charles_bronson, -
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anyone ever tried em? they're ok. my sister bought me a box. they're cocolate bars with cheech wizard and all those guys from vaughn and mark bode. i got a whole box if someone wants to trade something for them, the box is pretty cool might i add(lots of images of them lizards). it has metal hinges.
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Winston-Salem, NC
by Guest Mr.Raven- 3 replies
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Anyone within spitting distance of this place, please drop me an email. raven@12ozprophet.com thanks...
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whats the one thing better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarted!! courtesy of sxetilldeath
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YEAH Avs take the cup. Now hopefully there will be some riots downtown!
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....TODAY IS THE DAY...and even though ive had it for a bit, im still busting out during lunch to buy the new radiohead lp amnesiac and support the band...this is just a friendly reminder to any fans or interested parties, cause i know the 'heads' already know and marked that shit awhile ago on the calendar...its a great album an artistic endeavor, and i cant fuckin wait to see it live, do your spirit a favor and check it out.....roe ps- heh PULK - i know where your name is from!
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the hat song
by mr.e- 6 replies
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http://user.tninet.se/~prv247p/hatt/hatten.swf dont even trip.
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hi. i just found out while im in toronto that is gonna be going down. is anyone going to it. i need information on how to preorder the tickets and if anyone wants me maybe meet me their and hang out, show me around the toronto hiphop scene that shit would be cool. im comming from north carolina. ill be their around june 22th-31st probably around that area. thanks
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