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About Face Me Face Death

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  1. if your going to go through all the trouble of climbing onto a billboard then atleast bomb it. tags on a billboard are a waste of paint and a waste of good space.
  2. R.I.P. Archie Bunker...I almost cried when I heard that today.
  3. hey zeny there is a guy from around our way that used to be down with all the OPM kids that writes a lil and does tatoos...he's the dude that did kops flaming marker thingy.
  4. I already posted but there is so much I have to add ghostbusters ninja turtles the oblongs (what happened to this show?) family guy family dog (old school) simpsons futurama ren and stimpy the maxx head sponge bob square pants garfield when I think of more I will add them to my list.
  5. dr.skipper?...oh my god that sounds so ghetto. i would probably drink it though.
  6. I'm going to sell my "edge" on ebay...straightedge for 5 years.
  7. my tatoos are the coolest..not really they are really girly but chicks dig em...I have 2 baby blue and purple nautical stars with teal smoke on my chest...when I get some more cash together I am going to get a banner put between them that says either freedom or independent...god my tattoos are so girly
  8. courage the cowardly dog sometime what a cartoon has some good shit on it
  9. I skated by buddies brand new enjoi deck..he had skated it for maybe an hour..I go to board slide a handrail and the fucker cracks in half...so I gave him a spare deck that I had. he should be happy to get a zero deck out of the deal.
  10. > >WHAT HALLMARK DOESN'T PRINT.................... > > > > > > > > 1. So your daughter's a hooker, > > > > and it spoiled your day. > > > > Look at the bright side, > > > > it's really good pay. > > > > > > > > 2. My tire was thumping. > > > > I thought it was flat. > > > > When I looked at the tire. > > > > I noticed your cat. Sorry! > > > > > > > > 3. You had your bladder removed > > > > and you're on the mend. > > > > Here's a bouquet of flowers > > > > and a box of Depends. > > > > > > > > 4. Happy Vasectomy! > > > > Hope you feel zippy! > > > > Cause when I had mine > > > > I got real snippy. > > > > > > > > 5. Heard your wife left you. > > > > How upset you must be. > > > > But don't fret about it. > > > > She moved in with me > > > > > > > > 6. You totaled your car. > > > > And can't remember why. > > > > Could it have been. > > > > That whole case of Bud Dry? > > > > > > > > SOME CARDS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN HALLMARK: > > > > > > > > "Looking back over the years that we've been > > > > together, I can't help but > > > > wonder: What the f*** was I thinking?" > > > > > > > > "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one > > > > likes your wife." > > > > > > > > "How could two people as beautiful as you have such > > > > an ugly baby?" > > > > > > > > "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone > > > > to love. After having > > > > met you, I've changed my mind." > > > > > > > > "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I > > > > never believed in Hell til > > > > I met you." > > > > > > > > "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that > > > > you're not here to ruin it > > > > for me." > > > > > > > > "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's > > > > your sister." > > > > > > > > "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts > > > > you've given me. Like the > > > > need for therapy..." > > > > > > > > "Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew > > > > what evil was before > > > > this!" > > > > > > > > "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, > > > > would you like to take > > > > this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it > > > > again." > > > > > > > > "Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." > > > > > > > > "Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... > > > > Almost Lifelike!" > > > > > > > > "When we were together, you always said you'd die > > > > for me. Now that we've > > > > broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." > > > > > > > > "I knew the day would come when you would leave me > > > > for my best friend. So > > > > here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys." > > > > > > > > "We have been friends for a very long time, what say > > > > we call it quits." > > > > > > > > "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like > > > > you're here." > > > > > > > > "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you > > > > ever find out who the > > > > father was?" > > > > > > > > "You are such a good friend that if we were on a > > > > sinking ship and there was > > > > only one life jacket....I'd miss you heaps and think > > > > of you often." > > > > > > > > "Your friends and I wanted to do something special > > > > for your birthday - so > > > > we're having you put to sleep." > > > > > > > > "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in > > > > Alabama & Mississippi). >> >>
  11. I hate when kids substitute the word ish in for shit.
  12. TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: A woman is pregnant and already has eight children: three are blind, two are deaf, and she has syphilis. Would you recommend that she have an abortion? Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, consults with astrologists, he's had two mistresses, chain smokes, and has 8-10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero, a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had extramarital affairs. Which candidate would you choose? BY THE WAY... Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And the answer to the abortion question -- if you said "yes," you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting, isn't it? Makes you think before judging someone! Just remember: Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.
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