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A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially

buried in the sand.


He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two BLONDE genies appear and

they tell him he has been granted three wishes.


The guy makes his three wishes and the BLONDE genies disappear.


The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion

surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins

to explore

the house.


Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the

floor is covered in $100 bills.


Then, there is a knock at the door.


He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku

Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope

over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.


As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods, and it's the

two BLONDE genies. One BLONDE genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can

understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big

mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a


But to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"

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