R@ndomH3ro Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I wake up before the sun...pissed off cause "nappy time is happy time" I usually hit the shower if I didnt shower the night before, usual shit, shower, and shave my face I feed the kittens some kitten feed Dress Never eat early in the morning, makes my stomach weird Sit on the oontz a little, catch up on emails Walk to the train and get to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 i wake up but stay in bed for about 30 minutes then get up take a shower,dress,eat,walk like 3 miles to school becuase my dumbass missed the bus by the time i woke up.then get home at 3:00 and sleep until about 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 eat everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 wow. shes got you right wear she wants you hey. does she fuck you with a strap-on aswell? just remember if you ever have kids dont let her tell you to breast feed, your moobs dont give milk. whats up with people on 12oz and not respecting their females... u say that here but i bet your the one to carry your girl's shopping bags at the mall. then u insist on paying for her 8$ latte. Later on at night she probably makes you cook dinner and make the bed too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I'm still awake in the morning, sleep all day, work from 4pm-5am, drink til the sun rises, pass out, repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 intents and purposes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Wait...400 bucks a gram of coke? You've got to be kidding me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 "FUCK EVERYTHING" is usually my first thought... if i don't have to be anywhere, i'll try to hide from the sun for a good hour. i wrap the blankets around my head so that my eyes are covered, but my mouth/nose isn't so i can actually breathe. usually i won't be able to relax enough to sleep any decent amount, because i'll be thinking about having to take a piss. Shower to warm up if there's time. i enjoy being awake early in the day, but sometimes it proves difficult to get passed the "FUCK EVERYTHING" stage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Beer, the only reason I wake up every evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 hit the snooze about 2-3 times take a long ass shower.. half the time i'm sleeping in there for my regular mornings brush teeth get dressed grab wutever i need for work/the day and mandatory coffee & cig in the morning when i get to the office every. single. fucking. day. weekends on the otherhand, i wake up as late as i possibly can and grab a cup of coffee and have a smoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Wake up at four in the morning. Smoke a cigarette and put on water for tea. Sit on the couch in my pajamas and fuck around on the internet for 30-40 minutes. Drink tea and eat toast or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spend 12 minutes to do my make up and get dressed. Leave at five and ride my bike 3 miles in 12 minutes to the bus stop. Ride to work and try to forget how physically exhausted I am. Day in, day out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 cranky, hungry, tired and pissed off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 are you australian? coke is not 350-400 a gram. unless you live in the desert. and where do i get adderall? the vietnamese chemist said it didn't exist in australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 it probably doesnt, its illegal in canada aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Adderall used to be my shit. If you want to lose weight, get good at something fast, and annoy people, take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Who the fuck is this? Pagin me at 5:46 in the mornin' crack a dawnin' Now i'm yawnin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 i woke at 7:05, 07:20, 21, 22, 23, 25. Then the alarms ran out and mum banged on my door at 07:50. out the house for ten past. Saturday i didnt even see morning. I woke up and it was evening and dark outside. Was weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Wake up Reset my alarm Wake up again Piss TV on Downstairs to feed the kittens, and myself if I can stomach it Watch Frasier Internet Bathroom Grab stuff for the day Realise I dont have enough time to have a shit Leave the house Walk to work needing a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I usually wake up with back pain since I sleep like a Romanian gymnast. I will then proceed to rack my brain for the best possible excuse to not get up at all until the absolute last minute when I no longer have a choice. I hate mornings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leland Palmer Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Reluctantly. I never do anything except shower before leaving. I haven't eaten breakfast at home in years and can't imagine kicking about the house on the internet or anything before I have to leave for work. I get up with the bare minimum of time necessary to get ready to leave the house. Once I've had a wash I don't feel tired any more. On days off I don't get up in the morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Adderall used to be my shit. If you want to lose weight, get good at something fast, and annoy people, take it. bombing + adderall 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I usually wake up with back pain since I sleep like a Romanian gymnast. I will then proceed to rack my brain for the best possible excuse to not get up at all until the absolute last minute when I no longer have a choice. I hate mornings. Haha this is me spot on. I usually reset my alarm a good 6-10 times every morning, sometimes in increments of 5 minutes which is really just a waste of time but im pathetic when it comes to getting up. After that then its just coffee (sometimes Irish), eat, smoke, goto work etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I usually get up 10 minutes before I have to be out the door. I don't really understand the reasoning behind getting up an hour earlier than your spose to. Mind you it takes me a good 2 hours before my brain gets going at work. Even then I struggle until about 3pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 when the time rolls around for me to be out of bed, my kid has been awake already, and getting ready for school. as she is doing this, she puts on her playlist of the week (or two). the song that is on when i rise, is SMACK MY BITCH UP. (some prodigy shit, right?) and If you only knew my vegan/tree huggin/reduce,reuse,recycle/save the whales/womens Lib/ child...this would strike you extremely odd. I love her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I just get out of bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Waking up is like a failed suicide attempt.. I kid.. I'm usually grumpy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 with a small black kitten nudging my face with her nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I wake up and i am dead for about twenty minutes. And then around 12pm i start to enjoy life again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 often aroused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Deccys here go for $5 a pop to the right crowd. I got my script so I drop one of those but it takes me about 3 hours to even be properly awake mainly due to the fact I only sleep like 5 or 6 hours a day. And I think adderall is just pretty much like a higher mg deccy, like taking one is the equivalent to 4 D's or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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