AnUpsetStomach Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I'm really not a morning person. It takes me a good 10 hours to be fully awake usually (4-5pm) and unfortunately the majority of the working world doesnt operate that way. I wake up by drinking strong black coffee, doing some pushups to get my blood pumping, then a cold shower, then maybe a sugar free redbull on the way out. This reduces my tiredness by a little but i'll be back in that state in about an hour. Nothing works as good as 2 adderall (dexamphetamine for aussies) though but you cant really make that a habbit, plus they go for $3 a pop now and it would get expensive. If you suggest coke, please be aware its $350-400 a gram here and i'm not about a drug habbit. Anyway, the point of this thread is for my fellow non morning people. How do you wake up in the morning? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 On the wrong side of the bed, generally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I wake up with a hard on and the need to take a piss......... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I'm really not a morning person. It takes me a good 10 hours to be fully awake usually (4-5pm) and unfortunately the majority of the working world doesnt operate that way. I wake up by drinking strong black coffee, doing some pushups to get my blood pumping, then a cold shower, then maybe a sugar free redbull on the way out. This reduces my tiredness by a little but i'll be back in that state in about an hour. Nothing works as good as 2 adderall (dexamphetamine for aussies) though but you cant really make that a habbit, plus they go for $3 a pop now and it would get expensive. If you suggest coke, please be aware its $350-400 a gram here and i'm not about a drug habbit. Anyway, the point of this thread is for my fellow non morning people. How do you wake up in the morning? i would have figured you to say you wake up every morning with an upset stomach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 BAH DUMP CHESH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 i dont wake up in the morning so wait people will basically pay 100 bones for a line where you are at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 depends on what happened the night before. if i wake up and piece things back together remembering how many mailboxes i pushed overi think to myself im lucky for not getting thrown in jail. if i wake up with a piece of tail beside me, i plug it again before i get anxious to out her fom my crib. if i wake up still delerious at a homies house with no responsibilities that day i begin drinking excessively immediatly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I wake up with a hard on and the need to take a piss......... bit of a juxtapose there. and yes, i do too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 cup of coffee and a cigarette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 if i dont wake up normally and at my own pace my morning, meaning the greater part of the day that i am awake no matter what time of day/night it is, is pretty much groggy... there are exceptions thou.. can't think of any right now cuz it happens so far and few between when i wake up planned and i'm not groggy. even for snowboarding or fishing i'm still groggy even thou my day is gonna be awesome.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 ^^^BUMP HSAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Up at five or so, coffee and a smoke, shower, shave. Hit the internet and go back to bed around six thirty to try and seduce the female. Succeed or fail in that mission, make more coffee and go about my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I usually wake up saying "Fuck this, I fucking hate school. I hope my school blows the fuck up so I won't have to go." Then proceed to text my girl and tell her good morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Then proceed to text my girl and tell her good morning. wow. shes got you right wear she wants you hey. does she fuck you with a strap-on aswell? just remember if you ever have kids dont let her tell you to breast feed, your moobs dont give milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Ouch Um, I wake up to the same jackass and his infernal need to "warm up" his unmufflered truck each morning. Then shower and blah blah blah NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I'm really not a morning person. If you suggest coke, please be aware its $350-400 a gram here and i'm not about a drug habit Serious? I could drive anywhere in the country and still make a profit with gas at $4 a gallon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I wake up with a hard on and the need to take a piss......... yeah me too might have to /nh this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 i wake up and wish i was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I really hope you meant ounce not gram Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Um, I wake up to the same jackass and his infernal need to "warm up" his unmufflered truck each morning. Then shower and blah blah blah /no homo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Did not seem like an obvious need for one but for all intense purposes Edited 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Full of hate and regret. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 wake up around 6:30AM hit the snooze twice. get out of bed and throw some clean clothes on. brush teeth, wash face, ..etc. grab a power bar. leave the house about 7:30AM listen to the news on the way to school. end of story. to be honest i never feel complete awake no matter what i do. i blame my lumpy mattress for never getting a good nights sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 preferably with my girl close beside me holding a cup of tea and a slice of toast but usually the bird in the tree outside my window wakes me up with it's calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Angry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I wake up and hate the world,try to fall back asleep,usually cant,get up stare at this screen for a good ten minutes,then try to sum up the motivation to hop in the shower which usually takes like an hour or two,then about two or three hours after that Im ready for a nap.I cant really feel alive and awake till like 3 or 4 PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Organic Therapy Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 wow. shes got you right wear she wants you hey. does she fuck you with a strap-on aswell? just remember if you ever have kids dont let her tell you to breast feed, your moobs dont give milk. You just said hey at the end of sentence, you're cool. And no, I just like to text my non-crack whore girlfriend in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 With a headache, then at least 2 of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffie crave 7 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 3 or 4 in the afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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