I told your mom to let you run down the crack of her ass and end up on the sheets but she insisted that you make it to her pussy.
I punched her in the stomach and told her to name you Gerald.
Longboarding is gay.
Getting off your board to negotiate a curb is fucking whack dude.
I'll bomb down a hill on my 30 inches no problem.
And do me a heelflip just to keep the hunnies watchin'.