Schnitzel Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 delaying putting up the family tent in backyard. it's dead of winter and predicted to piss down... why must it be tonight? Also trying to get ChatGPT to help me write a prompt that will get midjourney to AI up some topless women. EDIT: also failing at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 (edited) On 2/16/2023 at 9:30 PM, LUGR said: Gucci rubbers? whats up @GucciCondom? Putting pennies up my ass, see I put 300 pennies up my ass every day that's roughly 9300 pennies per month 11,600 pennies per year, in my life I've put 1.1 million pennies up my ass PRETTY SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE SPENDING NY ASS PENNIES, YOU GIVE MY ASS PENNIES TO YIUR KIDS TO GET GUMBALLS AHHHHHHZAHAHAH Edited August 5, 2023 by GucciCondom 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 Wondering what the fuck to order to eat. Over hungry, had a beer for lunch. None of this helps making a decision any easier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: decided to use the day to clean out and organize the shed. wtf have i gotten myself into.... Look at all that good stuff you have! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 That's a lot of shovels, my man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grim540 Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 (edited) At an outdoor concert with the kiddo and thought the band we were seeing was the opener. Turns out they are the headliner and as a dude in his 40's there is nothing worse than not being able to dip out of a big show early. Edited August 5, 2023 by grim540 1 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 Sitting poolside at my apartment, watching yet another father do a poor job teaching a young child to swim, it is a specialty around here. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: That's a lot of shovels, my man. He has some bad ass sledges! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 30 minutes ago, LUGR said: He has some bad ass sledges! They don't make em like that anymore. I bought a 10 lb sledge from Lowes the other day. It's like a cartoon hammer. One end has this overly big flat face and the other side is a super dull wedge. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: They don't make em like that anymore. I bought a 10 lb sledge from Lowes the other day. It's like a cartoon hammer. One end has this overly big flat face and the other side is a super dull wedge. My uncle has a collection like that. Real man hammers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 3 hours ago, LUGR said: Look at all that good stuff you have! Yo! We can steal all that at its current location: 36.0664911, -75.6893769 I'll drive. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 Pulling wire. Running out of wire. Going to go cop more wire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 39 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Pulling wire. Running out of wire. Going to go cop more wire. Don't forget your service loop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 42 minutes ago, ndv said: Don't forget your service loop. I usually do that with lights. Not with switch and outlets though. Maybe I should start huh? Make this make sense. 100' roll of 14/2 is $85 250' roll of 14/2 is $110 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 I don't do service loops except for lights. 250' rolls are bought probably 1000 times more often than 100' rolls. You're not paying per foot, you're paying per package, and suckers buy 100' at a time (in 14/2). 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: I don't do service loops except for lights. 250' rolls are bought probably 1000 times more often than 100' rolls. You're not paying per foot, you're paying per package, and suckers buy 100' at a time (in 14/2). Sucker free 2023! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) 40 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: I usually do that with lights. Not with switch and outlets though. Maybe I should start huh? Naw, I wouldn't. Coax and speaker for sure then. Edited August 8, 2023 by ndv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 On 8/6/2023 at 1:43 AM, GucciCondom said: Putting pennies up my ass, see I put 300 pennies up my ass every day that's roughly 9300 pennies per month 11,600 pennies per year, in my life I've put 1.1 million pennies up my ass PRETTY SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE SPENDING NY ASS PENNIES, YOU GIVE MY ASS PENNIES TO YIUR KIDS TO GET GUMBALLS AHHHHHHZAHAHAH Well you could try to put a magnet up there instead of pennies to see whether you are actually a metal endoskeleton covered in flesh as I did as a test to see whether the “I am not a robot” Google check pages were just the tech God’s playing a sick joke. FWIW, the magnet vanished, never to be seen, but excreting the shrapnel through the circle of flesh like it was a grenade that exploded internally within Me in the time since said event has Me believing that I’m just an immortal, unkillable robot anyway. Happy for you to also try this and report back your findings. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 I’m updating my CV with My new role as I now have all the info that I need to apply for another job which is more in line with My longer term objectives whilst not letting My education, experience and expertise become a complete waste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 You put a magnet up your arse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) 41 minutes ago, LUGR said: You put a magnet up your arse? Yes. For the lulz. Probably explains why I have copped so many knives in the back though *budum tish* Edited August 8, 2023 by Mauler5150 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 That’s badass dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 So that's how they work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 Oh nothing just itching the shit out of my face because I forgot that even though I’ve lived with a cat for the last 7 years I’m still wicked allergic to that bitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 quietly browsing AirBnb for a short getaway weekend soon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 6 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said: i can't stand bars I hear you, when I stopped drinking, my buddies still went out and it was just weird. Now I can't stand them as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 (edited) Testing out the sketch pad. Edited August 13, 2023 by T4M* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Reading about beds online because today is bed shopping day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 1 hour ago, morton said: Reading about beds online because today is bed shopping day. Never scrimp on a bed as you spend 1/3rd of your life sleeping (pending the use of drugs) and as such any money invested in quality sleep is well worth it. When considering a mattress, My advice ss someone who invested $10k into his Super King sized bed saw the $1 a day over the lifetime of the mattress as money well spent, even if I cannot find a room to rent that is big enough to fit My bed, hence the move into the van, hahah. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 sleep number is in the lead, I have some doubt but the wife is sold. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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