Mauler5150 Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 And until I have full time work and secure employment, I won’t post that video out of embarrassment as whilst it is hilarious to me in hindsight, I need a job and to not put my negative side out there, I’m sure you can understand why. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 5 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: I was just watching a video I have of myself that pretty much epitomises My “FTW and burn it all down” attitude which is invoked via allowing women to wield power over my emotional state of mind. In said video, after getting pulled over by police in the centre of Barcelona for revving a Lambo for some bystander making a video as I was parked at a red light, I was a real prick to the patient cops who fined me 80Euro for noise violations. It was worth it as I got a fine while driving a Naranje Lambo and making the V10 scream to bring joy to this world. If that is a crime, well I will accept being guilty and apologise to said police for acting like Lord Aleem, as I was inna real cunt of a mood that day. Did you actually pay that fine? Did they issue a ticket or take the 80Euro straight out of your pocket into theirs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 On 7/18/2023 at 1:28 PM, LUGR said: Did you actually pay that fine? Did they issue a ticket or take the 80Euro straight out of your pocket into theirs? I paid the fine online. Whilst I wish to believe it was jealousy inspired, the fact that I got a ticket with my name on it as a memento to go along with the story, plus the other things I got away with on the freeways gives me nothing but respect and gratitude that that small fine is all I had to pay. Anyway, as for the “pics or it didn’t happen” crowd who hold me accountable to the rules of Ch0 here, I offer you this clip of what the above story saw me “pre-pay” some insurance of the karmic variety. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 Anyway I’m on the bus to My Mum’s place to go checkout a van this evening. I also just finished 9 hours of online learning modules the I did over the past couple of days so I can start working next week 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 On 7/20/2023 at 1:46 AM, Mauler5150 said: Lolz. There's always that one guy in a ricer flying past someone in an exotic. Everytime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 delaying putting up the family tent in backyard. it's dead of winter and predicted to piss down... why must it be tonight? Also trying to get ChatGPT to help me write a prompt that will get midjourney to AI up some topless women. EDIT: also failing at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 (edited) On 2/16/2023 at 9:30 PM, LUGR said: Gucci rubbers? whats up @GucciCondom? Putting pennies up my ass, see I put 300 pennies up my ass every day that's roughly 9300 pennies per month 11,600 pennies per year, in my life I've put 1.1 million pennies up my ass PRETTY SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE SPENDING NY ASS PENNIES, YOU GIVE MY ASS PENNIES TO YIUR KIDS TO GET GUMBALLS AHHHHHHZAHAHAH Edited August 5, 2023 by GucciCondom 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 Wondering what the fuck to order to eat. Over hungry, had a beer for lunch. None of this helps making a decision any easier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: decided to use the day to clean out and organize the shed. wtf have i gotten myself into.... Look at all that good stuff you have! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 That's a lot of shovels, my man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grim540 Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 (edited) At an outdoor concert with the kiddo and thought the band we were seeing was the opener. Turns out they are the headliner and as a dude in his 40's there is nothing worse than not being able to dip out of a big show early. Edited August 5, 2023 by grim540 1 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 Sitting poolside at my apartment, watching yet another father do a poor job teaching a young child to swim, it is a specialty around here. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: That's a lot of shovels, my man. He has some bad ass sledges! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 30 minutes ago, LUGR said: He has some bad ass sledges! They don't make em like that anymore. I bought a 10 lb sledge from Lowes the other day. It's like a cartoon hammer. One end has this overly big flat face and the other side is a super dull wedge. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: They don't make em like that anymore. I bought a 10 lb sledge from Lowes the other day. It's like a cartoon hammer. One end has this overly big flat face and the other side is a super dull wedge. My uncle has a collection like that. Real man hammers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 3 hours ago, LUGR said: Look at all that good stuff you have! Yo! We can steal all that at its current location: 36.0664911, -75.6893769 I'll drive. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 Pulling wire. Running out of wire. Going to go cop more wire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 39 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Pulling wire. Running out of wire. Going to go cop more wire. Don't forget your service loop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 42 minutes ago, ndv said: Don't forget your service loop. I usually do that with lights. Not with switch and outlets though. Maybe I should start huh? Make this make sense. 100' roll of 14/2 is $85 250' roll of 14/2 is $110 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 I don't do service loops except for lights. 250' rolls are bought probably 1000 times more often than 100' rolls. You're not paying per foot, you're paying per package, and suckers buy 100' at a time (in 14/2). 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: I don't do service loops except for lights. 250' rolls are bought probably 1000 times more often than 100' rolls. You're not paying per foot, you're paying per package, and suckers buy 100' at a time (in 14/2). Sucker free 2023! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) 40 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: I usually do that with lights. Not with switch and outlets though. Maybe I should start huh? Naw, I wouldn't. Coax and speaker for sure then. Edited August 8, 2023 by ndv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 On 8/6/2023 at 1:43 AM, GucciCondom said: Putting pennies up my ass, see I put 300 pennies up my ass every day that's roughly 9300 pennies per month 11,600 pennies per year, in my life I've put 1.1 million pennies up my ass PRETTY SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE SPENDING NY ASS PENNIES, YOU GIVE MY ASS PENNIES TO YIUR KIDS TO GET GUMBALLS AHHHHHHZAHAHAH Well you could try to put a magnet up there instead of pennies to see whether you are actually a metal endoskeleton covered in flesh as I did as a test to see whether the “I am not a robot” Google check pages were just the tech God’s playing a sick joke. FWIW, the magnet vanished, never to be seen, but excreting the shrapnel through the circle of flesh like it was a grenade that exploded internally within Me in the time since said event has Me believing that I’m just an immortal, unkillable robot anyway. Happy for you to also try this and report back your findings. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 I’m updating my CV with My new role as I now have all the info that I need to apply for another job which is more in line with My longer term objectives whilst not letting My education, experience and expertise become a complete waste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 You put a magnet up your arse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) 41 minutes ago, LUGR said: You put a magnet up your arse? Yes. For the lulz. Probably explains why I have copped so many knives in the back though *budum tish* Edited August 8, 2023 by Mauler5150 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 That’s badass dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 So that's how they work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 Oh nothing just itching the shit out of my face because I forgot that even though I’ve lived with a cat for the last 7 years I’m still wicked allergic to that bitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 quietly browsing AirBnb for a short getaway weekend soon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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