realize Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 I only go after the ones that get wet naturally, fuck lube unless it for the anal..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Might have been said, and many already know SAVINGS Quit smoking save $6-12 a day, yearly savings $2190-4380(If you smoke 1-2 packs) Make your own lunch save about $3 a day, yearly savings $1095 This shit drains my money when i have classes Cut down on going out instead of making dinner, which you could be saving $15-20 each time Make meals from scratch instead of buying prepackaged foods Make a list of what you need to buy, because you may get more than you actually need...write down what you need during the week to build up a list, then go when you really need to Save gas by going shopping every two weeks or so instead of making making multiple trips every week to pick up a couple things you need Try and fix it yourself, go to the library or look up online diy books Open your blinds and turn off your lights, turn off your tv if you aren't watching it, turn down your heat or air conditioning( you can always wear sweats around the house) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Also, anyone using anything other than proper lube as lube, really needs to learn to respect the vagina. Thats my word. this I only go after the ones that get wet naturally not this :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob steal Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 i was at a bar saturday night seeing a band and the AC wasn't on so it was hot as hell. i put my empty beer bottle in my back pocket and hung my coat off of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of The Devil Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 If you're found incompetent to stand trial do NOT attempt to represent yourself in court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 if you're trying to fuck a bitch in the booty' its best you dont tell her and just switch lanes without alerting her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 lose your job? file for unemployment. Then go try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and quite frankly *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 What the fuck does that mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Oh van don't worry, that 401k is not going awaywhere trust me- franky and those boys got it all on a pivot table! That good excel not open office crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masturbating Ape Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 i was at a bar saturday night seeing a band and the AC wasn't on so it was hot as hell. i put my empty beer bottle in my back pocket and hung my coat off of it. Avoid looking like the sort of nobhead who wears his coat on his bottom by not doing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Avoid looking like the sort of nobhead who wears his coat on his bottom by not doing this. You know Might take you up on that, but you should Call your Congresswoman, your senator, your mayor It's time for all the scholars to unite with all the players 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 fuck you. get banned. dont try and ruin an otherwise worthy thread. faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Oh van don't worry, that 401k is not going awaywhere trust me- franky and those boys got it all on a pivot table! That good excel not open office crap nigged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Don't look in this thread for advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 The faster you eat the faster you shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masturbating Ape Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 fuck you. get banned. dont try and ruin an otherwise worthy thread. faggot. Avoid being percieved as an uptight cunt with a broomhandle up his arse by not starting to cry because somebody has the sheer audacity to post something not entirely serious on your oh so precious worthy thread. Fuckin gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 If you are ever moving a piece of furniture through a doorway that just barely will not fit, rub some olive oil on the door jam and it may slide right through. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 when getting a lap dance find two stripper who are dating or ''best friends'', you will get more bang for your bucks...........pun intended. If you thing your ''cool'' enough to own a motorcycle, please wear boots, jacket and helmet.........flip-flops/sandal and a wife beater is not propper attire, regaurdless of your state laws. Men realy shouldn't be wearing flip/flops any goddamn way If useing public showers, sandal be used. It will reduce your chances of foot fungus, or any other funky shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 when getting a lap dance find two stripper who are dating or ''best friends'', you will get more bang for your bucks...........pun intended. If you thing your ''cool'' enough to own a motorcycle, please wear boots, jacket and helmet.........flip-flops/sandal and a wife beater is not propper attire, regaurdless of your state laws. Men realy shouldn't be wearing flip/flops any goddamn way If useing public showers, sandal be used. It will reduce your chances of foot fungus, or any other funky shit. Word. Any footwear that shows your toes should only be worn when there's sand underneath your feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 when getting a lap dance, wear those very thin swishy basketball pants...with no underwear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 False. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoopology Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 i agree with Cali, basketball shorts ,sweat pants, non denim shorts all perfect attire for da bitches that get paid to rub their nude bodies on your Carhartt...GTFOH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dont wear a jacket to a show. you know its going to be toasty as fuck in there, just let the alcohol take care of you once you leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 THIS GUY, RAISED BY MARHTA STEWART? UNDER-ARM DEODERANT WAS FINE TO USE. GTFO Also, anyone using anything other than proper lube as lube, really needs to learn to respect the vagina. Thats my word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 If you are ever moving a piece of furniture through a doorway that just barely will not fit, rub some olive oil on the door jam and it may slide right through. but dont do this if the furniture has suede ANYWHERE on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasp Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 that just barely will not fit, rub some olive oil on it and it may slide right through. fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWEKDUBS Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Take anything and everything thats free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 lay one piece of toiletpaper on the bottom of the toilet so you dont get shit marks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 if it looks disease ridden, dont stick your dick in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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