Keepitrail Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Whenever I buy something (which is rare) I always think, how can I sell this back to the place I bought it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 patience is a virtue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 don't take lsd and take the fucking greyhound for 9 hours... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 or fly on an airplane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Don't waste your money on a tumble-dryer, a microwave is a cheap clothes drying alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 The lesson we learned today is smoke weed everyday, unless you're broke and umemployed, which means it's time to get a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 smoke weed when you wake up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Keep your wallet in your left back pocket, keys in your left pocket, and cell phone in your right pocket. y'know, so y'all don't get confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Eater Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I like to make sure I wear the shoes that make me feel the tallest when I know I'm gonna' meet new people. Makes me feel a bit more dominate and for some reason, people just take someone with a good height more serious....I don't know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 21, 2010 Author Share Posted August 21, 2010 I myself am not a fan of the wallet in the back pocket and think it could lead to back problems. To keep money orderly fold into hundred dollar amounts, that way you can carry more in your wallet and count out amounts with ease. When your work involves paperwork and documentation, stay on top of it and keep things real organized. Sometimes documentation is a drag but you need to do it and do it well to back up your other work. Making a big deal about weed is corny past the age of fifteen or so and is certainly not a good everyday tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Making a big deal about weed is corny past the age of fifteen or so and is certainly not a good everyday tip. weed is fucking lame. ok no. weed is fine. BUT most people who are all SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY YEEEAH BRO WOO are fucking lame. yeah thats what i meant to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 heres a good tip dont shit/piss your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 the dollar box. get a shoebox. stop spending dollar bills. if you buy a coffee for $2, pay with a 5 or whatever. throughout the day spend no 1 dollar bills. at the end of the day, put all the 1's in the shoebox. shit adds up stupid quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 that shit is pointless, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 dumb fuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 no more heavy flow for the noobs that think ruining the thread is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 save coupons and send in for the rebates. that shit adds up quick. and if you are in a bad mood, you can take refuge in knowing that by holding someone up in line behind you, you have murdered them just a little bit. and in public restrooms, before taking a shit, drop a wad of toilet paper in there. not enugh to clog it, just enough to ensure no back splash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 eating waffles every morning will make you cooler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 don't take lsd and take the fucking greyhound for 9 hours... don't take the greyhound in general, well, whenever possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Don't leave your laptop on the charger all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 my laptop doesnt have a battery, so its on charge all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beanshore Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 for those that play the guitar, you can take a bread clip such as this and stick it between your strap and the metal thing the straps attach to. if you do it right it makes it near impossible for your strap to slip off the guitar. maybe i didn't explain that so well, PM if you care for further instruction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 When cleaning up after cooking it is better to use cold water on pans that have been used to cook foods with proteins that harden with heat such as cheese or flour. There is no such thing as a insignificant amount of money. Prepare for hard times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Always assume the worst possible scenario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 NEVER SAY NEVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 don't help old people (i.e. your parents) with putting things on craigslist or ebay. they will never learn how to do it themselves and will ask you to take time out of your work schedule to do so and then guilt trip you about it when you say you're too busy. fucking old people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 that^ and dont ever hold in your shit, ever. go to the nearest toilet and drop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 bring lots of cash to court fuck bitches. acquire currency. 99% women are fucking useless! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 mesure twice cut once. when in doubt, run fast and don't look behind you. scare the shit out of your friends daily just so they know you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 for those that play the guitar, you can take a bread clip such as this and stick it between your strap and the metal thing the straps attach to. if you do it right it makes it near impossible for your strap to slip off the guitar. maybe i didn't explain that so well, PM if you care for further instruction. might have to try this. so random, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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