everyday life tips and tricks

[HELLA LOVE IT]

oh yeah, my contribution:

 

if you want to do something, go do it. most of us are in the prime of our lives, we're resilient people and shit always seems to work out no matter how badly we try to fuck it up.

[TugboatTimmy]

^Thanks for the advice, I'm going to get off the internet and go help save baby seals or fuck baby seals, or something awesome

[redeyedanimal]

Don't ever do meth. It ruins lives.

[SMdoubleXL]

when you check into a hotel room....make sure the alarm clock is turned off, or unplugged. That son of a bitch woke me up this morning at 630.

[Getoe]

bribe cops but be smooth about it[/url]

 

7 YEARS?!

[xen]

love the people around you. the world is made solely of connections among people. one's life is limited, value every second of every day, do not bear grudges, do not envy, but be positive and always have a dream. follow that dream and work hard for it. if you focus on your passion, on your desires, your worries will go away. --horiyoshi iii

 

but mostly, wipe front to back.

[xen]

love the people around you. the world is made solely of connections among people. one's life is limited, value every second of every day, do not bear grudges, do not envy but be positive and always have a dream. follow that dream and work hard for it. if you focus your passion on your desires, your worries will go away. --horiyoshi iii

 

but mostly wipe front to back.

[xen]

love the people around you. the world is made solely of connections among people. one's life is limited, value every second of every day, do not bear grudges, do not envy, but be positive and always have a dream. follow that dream and work hard for it. if you focus your passion on your desires, your worries will go away. --horiyoshi iii

 

but mostly, wipe front to back.

[xen]

ya sorry about the 3x post. when i hit the quick reply, i got redirected to the 12oz shop generic page, whatever.

[lord_casek]

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Damn good tip.

[Milk Grenades]

good idear tom thumb

[SukiSukiNow]

never trust a penis

[count chocula]

DON'T LUDEMHOES

[DIRTY D]

7 YEARS?!

 

cops in mexico would rather take ten bucks than to make an arrest

[count chocula]

[clizclean]

never trust a penis

 

never trust anything that can bleed for a week without diing

[Milk Grenades]

^^^^^

 

never trust a person who speaks in cliches

[!@#$%]

seriously people

brush your teeth

brush them real well.

don't forget the tongue.

you need to brush that too. get all that white shit and gross smelly stuff off of it

please.

too much bad breath out there for people like me with sensitive noses who have to be close to people who don't have good breath.

it's hard to forget someone's bad hygeine

so take care of it.

 

thanks.

[clizclean]

the world is fluent in stereotypes, it's ok

[Rolf Harris]

store your cans of beans on the shelf upside down. that way the small air bubble goes to the top. therefore when opened ALL the beans will fall out and you won't have to pick them all oot with a fork

[HELLA LOVE IT]

if there is something you want to do, go do it. don't let anyone tell you "no"... especially if you're still young and versatile. it will be something you look back on and wish you could do again. and even when it's stressful as fuck, and hope seems to have dwindled, you can always make ends meet, if you want them to.

[ManyCrimes]

YO FREE SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICHES AT CHICK FIL A TODAY FROM 2-5PM!

[count chocula]

store your cans of beans on the shelf upside down. that way the small air bubble goes to the top. therefore when opened ALL the beans will fall out and you won't have to pick them all oot with a fork

 

can't you just open it upside down ?

[acer910]

talking bout the pull tab beans i think ^

 

 

every store has an employees discount, or atleast a 10 percent discount they can type into the register. flirt.

[xen]

don't be ashamed to get food stamps. i think every american from bill gates to willie york (http://www.willieyork.com) should get them. if an entire subculture can thrive on the food that is thrown away, get some before it hits the dumpster.

[pissdrunkwhat?!]

YO FREE SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICHES AT CHICK FIL A TODAY FROM 2-5PM!

 

HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT SHIT?

[kious]

Stay out of train yards at all costs. Nothing good will come of it.

[jacky88]

nice ty

[Ape Shit]

seriously people

brush your teeth

brush them real well.

don't forget the tongue.

you need to brush that too. get all that white shit and gross smelly stuff off of it

please.

too much bad breath out there for people like me with sensitive noses who have to be close to people who don't have good breath.

it's hard to forget someone's bad hygeine

so take care of it.

 

thanks.

 

this!

or just use a tongue scraper, gets rid of all that white gunk and leaves you with fresh breath.

 

also, the key to white teeth is rinsing your mouth with hydrogen peroxide every morning and night. i've been doing this for years and get complimented on how white they are at least once a week.

[Feed Yer Ego]

When you are locked up...wipe your ass by lifting your nuts and going back to front.

 

Youll be known as a punk bitch if you stand up to wipe or if you wipe from behind with your ass hovering.

 

when locked up, beat the living fuck out of the first dude you catch eyeing you while you're shitting

 

then you can wipe however you want