ST509 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Doodle, draw, sketch, and generally make a mess of every piece of paper that comes your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST509 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Also draw mustaches on people in the newspaper. It's a stress reliever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 get yourself an ODB/flava flav. someone to emphasize the science and philosophy you are dropping. or be an ODB/flava flav and shout philosophy and science that's dropping. and draw mustaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Get yourself a hype man with one of these Erase mustaches from people in the magazines at your dentist's office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 just take the blue pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 If your girlfriend says she is going on a holiday to Europe, she is really getting slammed by a gang of Portuguese transvestite soccer players. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 lol dumbass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 if your going to ride a sportsbike for the first time, let the clutch out VERY SLOWLY with no added gas. save some skin and money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLFATS Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 try jackin off with your left hand. snort xanax. shit in outher peoples pillowcase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 edit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 try jackin off with your left hand. snort xanax. shit in outher peoples pillowcase. opposed to your own pillowcase? If beezy is dropping by, and you're trying to get your issue, don't ruin it by leaving your super plunger 5000 out in plain sight. Clean the motherfucker while you're at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 one of the most important questions you can ask yourself is "what's in it for me?" Selfishness is not always a bad thing. it may help you avoid a lot of bullshit from people false flagging friendship and weigh the positive and negative of most situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graflove Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 iv'e been in the same situation, thats true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecs1 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 smoke weed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 yes but not everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 don't drink beer in bed, you'll probably spill it. wear a condom when getting a lap dance, don't ruin your undies. (yet to try) don't stress about stuff, you end up making it much worse, it all works out in the end. don't drink wine after beer, unless you love terrible hangovers. when you meet a girl, get her number asap. don't give yours. She doesn't usually call. You are more attractive than you think you are...be confident, get those chicks. pregame...always pregame, but never drink too fast. keep at a chill pace all night. always keep in the back of your mind not to embarrass yourself. wake n bake, you're good all day. waking up early is good for you, even though it sucks donkey balls. wake n bake fixes this. hindsight is 20/20. you can mope about the past, or move on. moving on is better. make lunch at home, cheaper than buying lunch at delis. Always keep your distance from drama, especially at the workplace. no matter how juicy. when camping, always bring a poncho. everything in moderation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 smoke pot everyday but seriously.. hold the door open for people, then you have the right to be a dick and say "your welcome" if they don't say thanks say hi to random girls on the street, it can start a conversation (you don't always have to be drunk) if you've never done opiates.... don't start now apparently there is a lot to life, but i'm still having trouble finding it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 don't post your life on the internet but seriously, don't do opiates ever. i mean ever. this should be stated in every post in this thread take care of your feet. ask anyone who's ever been in the military. loiter when possible get a job, it builds character. even if you are mad ballin' dope slangin' rackin' all the shit, honest money is more rewarding. save $25 a week. it adds up. listen to your elders. even the crazy ones travel. alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 drink water every day, alot of it. steal coasters from bars, distribute them throughout your house. it shows you "care about cleanliness" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 drink water every day, alot of it. steal coasters from bars, distribute them throughout your house. it shows you "care about cleanliness" steal whatever you can from bars. pint glasses always come in handy too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 be the change that you want in the world. and sometimes you have to imagine more than you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Big Pants Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Avoid working on time sensitive material for an economics major, unless you're an emotionless robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 ^^ 1-800-SUICIDE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewreynoldsx Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 ^^ red-headed step child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO STAY HAPPY. BAD SHIT KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME. NO EMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 SMOKE WEED FORGET ABOUT CHASING PUSSY MAKE SOME PAPER GO SOMEWHERE YOUVE NEVER BEEN FUCK PUSSY THERE ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 I smoked some weed. Good weed and i dont smoke often because of probation but i had some and i had some time to get cleaned... So i'm blowed back right. Thought i would come online and look at some rap letters and accidentally went to 12prophet.com. Forgot the oz. I was shell shocked. Thought religious people took over the forum. The absent oz part escaped me for a couple minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 if you are going to smoke weed, seek out abcs connection. no point in fucking with schwag. apparantely he gets the good shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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