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nsmbfan

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  1. Suki! Hey there lady! I see all of you people on FB these days. Let's get back to our roots. OONTZ!
  2. Shout out to POZ aka PitOfZombies... RIP my dude. Quincy was a good dude. Had a chance to kick it with him when he was bangin' VAJ back a few years ago... Maybe like 2012... This thread is to remember those that are no longer with us. Post people you know that can't post for themselves.
  3. Brewster Baker said this shits kicking again... We're bringing it back like "porch monkey" or something? Please advise.
  4. when was this renamed? was thots a thing in 2004?
  5. Somewhere between not giving a fuck in adolescence and giving a fuck as an adult comes growth. Growth has been stifled. I feel my whole generation is responsible for these fucked up kids, unable to see growth in their family (financially/spiritually/whatever), and having no reasonable expectation of security in their lives. We were never given it, but yet we fucked each other and some kids came out... we sent them to school. Not a hard thing to imagine. Now, they have the internet (shout out to DAO right here), and they get inundated with shit all day. So much that they discredit the good information in lieu of the bad. They're goals are fucked up, trying to eat tide pods for fame. Meanwhile, they play video games with me and I kick their monkey asses up and down PUBG because they suck and they should know it. Maybe I'm responsible? I digress. If kids had an opportunity to fulfill their childhood dreams, like we all thought we would, and lived in the fantasy our parents created for us while feeding us Easy Mac and Hamburger Helper, rather than being in a shittier place than that... if society would give a fuck about one another... maybe then kids would feel a sense of society. Or maybe the next time you see a kid fucking up at the grocery store, take it upon yourself to spank his ass, grab his ear, and take him to his mother. And if that bitch don't play her role, you smack shit out of her. Have your boy film it. Instant viral. Look, philosophy is dead. When people started thinking they could catalog information on computers with easy access, they stopped questioning things. They suddenly "knew". Nobody fucking knows. Just be nice and raise your kids to do the same. Stop being cunts. Love you, I'm drunk. -nsmb
  6. OG OONTZ CREW WONK SAGGIN LET'S DO IT! (SOMEONE MAKE IT)
  7. motherfucking silent bob.... i forgot that was your name on here xD ... just been seeing tons of scary ass hook hanging videos from you over the years. hope you're well bro!
  8. YOOO! THIS STILL A THING, THE FREE STICKERS? FUCKING LOVE STICKERS. Anyways, glad this forum looks dope af now. Missed you cunts. Life n shit. OONTZ!!
  9. YOU EVER TRY TO RECOVER DRUGS FROM OFF THE FLOOR MY GUY? THAT SHIT IS WILD TEDIOUS. PICKING DRUGS UP OFF THE FLOOR SUCKS BECAUSE YOU CONCENTRATING OD HARD BUT THEN YOU STEP BACK FOR A SECOND AND YOU LIKE "I'M LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR SEARCHING FOR DRUG CRUMBS" AND YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE BECOMES WILD PERFUNCTORY I HOPE I USED THAT IN THE CORRECT CONTEXT.
  10. nsmbfan

    RIP POZ

    Today I heard Quincy died. I shared a drink or two with this kid. He was a good kid. He had hooked up with VAJ a few years back and it was kind of funny, but he was actually a really good dude with a good heart and a love for writing and skateboarding. He was known on here, and TinyChat, as PitOfZombies. He was a tormented soul but he kicked his drinking habit a few years back, so i thought he was doing ok. Sad to hear this. I don't know the circumstances behind his death, but rest in piece my friend. Just a reminder that there are real people behind these screen names. Stay safe out there everyone.
  11. the indictment: http://media.bloomberg.com/bb/avfile/rjMmmf1jHzI0
  12. Is there a reason I can't see those last few pictures?
  13. Soon as they banned DAO the first time, I knew this was the beginning of the end. We all grew up or stopped caring. The only reason the internet should exist is for homo bashing your fellow stranger. It's a dark day. The internet has turned into a strip mall with persian cell phone accessory salesmen and speed dating. And we all wear our real name on our name tag. Be politically correct. :( God bless those who still wear nametags such as "FUKD_HER_RITE_N_D_PUSSY" and "BigDickRick", they're keeping true to what the internet was about. Anonymous hate. A release of aggression. And the freedom to not have any repercussions from your own angst. So, in conclusion. FUCK THE JEWS FUCK THE NIGGERS FUCK THE SPICS FUCK THE CHINEE AND FUCK YOU BRITISH WANKS, YOU STANK and i hate you /endrant ps: add me on ps3 if you're playing destiny, my name on there is the same.
  14. DEMONOID.PH ITS BACK, YALL except i fucked up when registering and never got the activation email. now registrations closed. ANYONE GOT A FUCKING INVITE?
  15. Re: random thoughts I think I've watched every documentary... :( At least the interesting ones.
  16. So it was the rebels who shot it down? Or the rebels intercepted Russian communications confirming it was a Russian SAM? I'm confused. All I know is fuck some Malaysia Airlines. That stock price just fucking plummeted for suuuure. edit: not trying to be ignorant, but I almost got kidnapped in Mexico once by a one-eyed pegged leg fat mexican in a dirty back alley trying to score some weed. I knew better then, and whoever got their ticket on Malaysia airlines shoulda fuckin known better. Even dudes on twitter sayin "lol wtf omg this is the plane in case we go down lol #yolo" but in Danish or Icelandic.
  17. I just noticed I'm about to have my 7th year on the oontz. And I'm just sitting here masturbating.
  18. TOT I crashed through a traffic sign exiting the highway and still went into the nearest corner store to try and buy beer at 2:30am, like nothing happened. TOT I dosed up a chick with some mushrooms her first time and she kept saying "Oh my GOD what is wrong with you people?! Why are you all laughing at me?!!" then locked herself in the bathroom all night TOT I was in the local train yard and ran into a hero with a lawnmower blade telling me it was his yard. fuck you ghouls :) TOT I got too drunk at the art show and lit the joint in the middle, effectively ruining the experience for 5 people I had just met. TOT I moved into Brewster Bakers apartment complex and got him $500 off his rent and he said he'd split it with me... and never did. if you see this bruh ;)
  19. EXPLAIN WHAT I AM SEEING PLEASE
  20. port a john is right, crossfire exists for a reason. ch0 is precisely the place to forget about whats going on outside. so fuck you OP for ruining my escapism. you've managed to vandalize my mind.
  21. i have a common name :( but not really (the page before talking about names)
  22. just logged in to say.... HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS WHAT THEY GET FOR SAGGIN
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